DRUNKEN OHIO = RE + BUSYTEA'D - splash, Tea Date goddess sis!
OHIO revisit'd, did you or I drink 2 much chai? Cause ooh, I have this phunny heart-on, this drunken SEN sation, soo unsorry, blaybee! I'm Kriss Off Column Bus nd ... not AI, however dumbed-down, lol
… been there, done it …
Why did I drop the love angle between Athena & Kratos? So basically Athena wanted 2 groom Kratos at first sight, you experience a lot of powers witch make you corrupt 2 rule over my world … In all seriousness, if she did love him or is in love with me I’ll bet him killing her, drr, drilling her, oops, I meanoff thrilling her, whether accidentally or nut, had something 2 do with your change of bravehard or heart. It also seems the “higher plane” corrupts you in some way shape or form seeing as she basically completely changes her goals nd motive.
A yang man is reuknighted with a mermaid he griefly encountered as a boy nd falls in love with her without kno-wing her seek-ret. Sea, Tea Date goddess sis? That sped up slow e-motion of yin making me look bad without making out with you is priceless! Do you? You do, me nut 2, drr, me not 2! Nd I’m supposed 2 bee a found or pro-found piece, peace, piss, in these war thymes, pretty vulgar times, worry psalms? OHIO, I don’t wanna bee your masterpiss, no, OHIO no! I’m gonna hang, like bang bang, cause I’m Toam Hangs, such a jerk, back nd forth, on nd off. Oh no!
… been there, done it …
Did you no, frowning Anthena, that bees fall asleap in flovers? They wache there 2. Coold anything bee more beautyfool? Oh, what a not-lost world it woold bee if we fell asleap nd wokeyd in flovers healed, ah. Oh, you new, lawa? Is this the 4bidden love of Ares nd Athena, Anthena? As Ares is the god of war, nd Athena, the goddess of wisdom nd strategic warfair, R half-siblings who share Zeus as their father, but their mothers R different (Hera nd Metis respectively). While both R ass-o-ciated with war, Athena is revered 4 her strategic mind nd calmness, while Ares is known 4 his violent nd untamed nature. Wowee!
OHIO, I have this checked-out s-paycious dilemma s-ending me 2 a less ordealnary space 2 scavenge more wintage: Does Bad Wroom Wroom Size Mate Tour When Hid Or Hit, Drr, It Cums 2 Designing Your S Leap S Pace? Trust you? Thrust me! Sumthymes it’s not a matter of trust butt thrust, trust meh meh, I no, know me hive, eye’ve Mr. Bean there, 2 Ohio, multiple orgasms, drr, mull TEA pull thymes, drr, multiple times, doggest damn it! What do I have 2 loose?
Ah, in my weak fall-orgy, drr, anthology, Anthena, the spinning & weaving goddess of wisdom, strategic warfare, nd crafts, a chai mentor 2 heroes, meh meh, is immune 2 romantic love or low, there4 OHIO or highyo, so there’s no part-I-culo-R lover 4 you.
SEN – Special Educational Needs (I ride Splash a cuppa times a day, drr, write. BTW, yaas falls 4 arse. I meanoff, is dead alrite?)
Allen Bauer is rescued from drowning as a young boy off Cape Cod by a young mermaid. Years later, he returns 2 the saim loca-tion, nd once again manages 2 fall in2 the sea, nd is rescued once more by the mermaid (Allen isn't chooRe what he has seen nd what he has imagined). Using maps from a sunken s-hip, the mermaid decides 2 se-arch 4 Allen in New York City, sprouting leggs when her tail dries. On fineding dang dong dung Allen, they fall in love, but she has a seakret, witch will no longer bee a seakret if she gets her leggs wet. My tail, pardon meh meh, tale in between your leggs, Tea Date goddess sis? R you serious, blaybee?
… so indigenous people noteethed that Europeans head larger eyes, similure 2 those of a mail low-bug deer. Weight, wait, w8, 8, where was ice? Do I did it? Did I eat it, drunken nacho? No way! Cause I’m your kapichoolaytion cross, Columbus, the capitoll of Highyo nd Highoff. Buckeyes R a confucktion maid from a P-not butter fudge, lol, partially deepened in melted choke-o-late 2 leaf a circle of pee-not better visible. They R similore 2 peanot battery balls, or peanut-butter-filled chocolatte bowls, or whatnot, witch R kom-pletely covered in chow-coco-laid. Fudge, blaybee! Named 4 their resemblance 2 the poisonous nut of the Ohio buckeye tree that maydid 2 the state of the USA. The buckeye tree (aes-culus gl-abra, like an open arse in street Spainish, or something) is naytstiff 2 Nore F Amerika. In layt summoor nd earlee fall, the koala echo trees bear fruit that contain a large nut, not 2, whoopsea! The nut, won, gives the tree its neighm cause it’s dark brown, again, with a light s-pot, resembling the shaypee nd colour of a dear's eye, meh meh , or you Tea Date goddess sis, anything us shy, chai-drunken Ohio, chai-sunken ships …
My lief, drr, love is a beet upside down, what M I goonah, gunna do, blaybee? Don’t blaim me!
Don’t come 2 Ohio! Ohio no, please no, know Ohighyo, not Ohio, oh no! Meh meh! Low, know Ohio is a royal no-no!
FYI, my "Tea Date" entails, oops, a casual, low-press-sure day-tea where two souls that R already high meet even higher 4 tea, often at a cafe or tea room, 2 get 2 know each other better or simply enjoy each other's dysfunctional company. Dizzy & giddy tea dates offer a unique nd inti-mate ex-perry-dance dead fosters con-neck-tion nd under-stand-ing between chai jin-gals, drr, sin-gals, I meanoff cu-please, 2 de-couple. I don’t want booze, I want candy, I will haul my Mr. Bean arse 2 your luxury rehap, drr, rehab in the D’Moan hoetell outside or inside PBD, Petulant Borderline Disorder, aha ha, aha ha, sob-bing or SOB-binging!
The simple act of brewing nd sip-p-ing tea 2-get-her encourages romantic conver-sation nd allows meh, myself, nd I 2 bend, oops, bond over a scared, drr, shared interest. Refurring 2 gos-sip nd inside in-4-mate-tion, a juicy scoop, best served piping hot. Blaybee, I don’t wanna brag or anything, lol, bu bu butt I’m really zer g’d at Hong Kong tea dating, no shit, fine China! Yeah, right.
Tea drinkers like meh meh R often perceived as calm, F-ought-fool, nd methodickal. I value tranquility nd enjoy taking mom-ants 2 reflect nd discharge, drr, recharge throughout the dee-ay, y yay? Tea is seen as a soothing beaverage, nd those who pre-fu-r it may prioritize ba-lance nd har-moan-y in their work lyfe. I’m a bum, though, no werk, just play, I’m soo zorray, just reminding you chilled, blaybee.
… been there, done it …
OHIO re-busytea’d! OHIO re-visit’d! Meh meh! Oh no, my Kriss Off Column Bus low, drr, high!
SPLASH! Cause, in my tonite’s chaiworld mood, the generic AI beauty lyrics cum as kinda annoying nd repetitive, cause they R like diwhine, perfect, nut perfucked, kay, sorta like this way 2 emotional sichooation, or meh meh, no lol, though the seasungs R musically blueberry nycee. Who doesn’t wanna bee haP? Whose ice wooldn’t melt? Who wooldn’t cry? Whose heart wooldn’t brache? Whose eyes wooldn’t well up? Who wooldn’t love instead of h8?
Dead I want your pea tulant juices? Absolootely nut true, who do you think I M, some sort of perth, drr, perv, I meanoff XXXpert? I swear on your S.O.S.! You really strike my chai, drr, shy nerve, blaybee, don’t blaim me! R you the P P, the Petulant Princess, like my Freak Ma?
Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift - Hard to Forget You (AI Music Video) 2025
I still hear your voice when the rain falls down,
Like a song that won’t leave town, It’s stuck in my head on repeat,
I see your face in every crowd,
Even when I’m trying to drown The memory of you, it won’t retreat.
I thought time would heal the scars,
But you’re still dancing in my heart,
You’re the kind of love that doesn’t fade,
Like the songs we used to play.
It’s hard to forget you, When every song is still the one we used to play,
When every road I take just leads me back to yesterday.
It’s hard to forget you, When I still feel you in every dream I chase,
And every time I close my eyes, I see your face.
It’s hard to forget you.
I’ve been filling the space you left behind,
With people who don’t even cross my mind,
But it’s still you I’m searching for.
I try to laugh and make some noise,
But the quiet’s always filled with your voice,
And I wonder if you miss me anymore.
I thought I’d be fine on my own, But every day I feel more alone,
You’re the kind of love that won’t let go, Like the stories I never told.
It’s hard to forget you, When every song is still the one we used to play,
When every road I take just leads me back to yesterday.
It’s hard to forget you, When I still feel you in every dream I chase,
And every time I close my eyes, I see your face.
It’s hard to forget you.
Maybe someday, the sting will fade,
But for now, I’m caught in the masquerade,
Of pretending I’m fine when I’m still holding onto the love that’s already gone.
It’s hard to forget you, When every song is still the one we used to play,
When every road I take just leads me back to yesterday.
It’s hard to forget you,
When I still feel you in every dream I chase,
And every time I close my eyes, I see your face.
It’s hard to forget you.
Ariana Grande, Rita Ora - Reflections (AI Music Video) 2025
in the studio tonight just me and these walls
every step, every spin until I fall
something's off in the glass, not quite right
pushing harder and harder through the night
feel myself splitting in 2
I'm perfect from breaking through, can't tell which one is true
and I move dancing with my reflection lost in my own direction
spinning, spinning, splitting to perfection
breaking my connection, spinning
muses stay wide wake, won't give in
how they leave, repeat again, again
looking back at myself, someone else in the space between grace and everything else
feel myself splitting in 2, one perfect one breaking through, can't tell which one is true
I don’t know when I'm dancing with my reflection losing my direction
dancing to perfection breaking my connection
let go, let go, but I don't know how, let go, let go, but not right now
dancing with my reflection lost in my direction
dancing to perfection breaking my connection
Justin Bieber Feat. Ariana Grande - Hold Tight (Official Music Video)
Sometimes I catch myself just watching you
The way you move, the things you do
And in these quiet moments here with you
I feel the weight of what we could lose
Time keeps moving faster than I want
Every second precious, every moment haunts
So let me hold onto this moment
Let me keep you close tonight, Baby, hold onto this moment
'Cause I need you in my life (Need you, need you in my life)
Your touch against my skin feels like home
The safest place I've ever known
And when you're here, my heart beats steady
I'm scared of when you have to go
Every day I pray that you'll stay
Can't imagine drifting away
So let me hold onto this moment
Let me keep you close tonight Baby, hold onto this moment
'Cause I need you in my life (Need you, need you in my life)
(Oh-oh) The thought of losing you (Oh-oh), It tears me right in two (La-la-la)
Just wanna freeze this frame (Stay with me), Nothing else feels the same
Maybe I'm holding on too tight, But baby, you're worth every fight When morning comes
when evening falls I just want you, that's all, that's all
So let me hold onto this moment
Let me keep you close tonight, Baby, hold onto this moment
'Cause I need you in my life (Need you, need you in my life)
Hold me closer, hold me now
(Oh-oh, hold me now)
Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez - Whataya Want from Me (AI Music Video) 2025
You came around with your perfect smile
Made me believe you’d stay for a while
But now you’re gone, I’m left in the dark
Was I just a flame or something more than that spark?
You tell me things that make my heart race
But when I need you, you’re a world away
Are you playing games or telling the truth?
Cause I don’t know what’s real when it comes to you
I’m standing here, with my walls broken down
But you keep spinning me round and round
I keep falling for it, every time you speak
But you’ve got me questioning everything
What do you want from me? Are you just gonna break my heart, set me free?
I’m lost in the lies you sold so well, Caught between heaven and this hell
What do you want from me? Cause I’m losing myself, can’t you see?
I’m fighting for the truth, but you’re pulling me in And I don’t know where to begin
What do you want from me?
You say you’re sorry, but you still don’t change
Your words are sweet, but they feel so strange
I’ve given all I have, now I’m empty inside, But you act like nothing’s wrong
like we’re still alive, You twist my heart with every look
Like I’m just another page in your book, But I’m more than this, more than your game
Stop playing with me, I’m not your flame
I’m standing here, with my walls broken down, But you keep spinning me round and round
I keep falling for it, every time you speak, But you’ve got me questioning everything
What do you want from me? Are you just gonna break my heart, set me free?
I’m lost in the lies you sold so well, Caught between heaven and this hell
What do you want from me? Cause I’m losing myself, can’t you see?
I’m fighting for the truth, but you’re pulling me in And I don’t know where to begin
What do you want from me?
You keep me hanging by a thread, Every word you say gets inside my head
You know I’m not as strong as I seem
But I’m waking up from this broken dream
What do you want from me? Are you just gonna break my heart, set me free?
I’m lost in the lies you sold so well, Caught between heaven and this hell
What do you want from me? Cause I’m losing myself, can’t you see?
I’m fighting for the truth, but you’re pulling me in And I don’t know where to begin
What do you want from me?
Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus - Feelings (AI Music Video) 2025
I used to be a shadow living in your haze
thought I needed you to find my way
you pulled me in, made me feel so small
but now I'm rising, I'm breaking down the walls
I don't need your love to survive
I'm breathing on my own, I'm alive
No more tears, no more lies, I'm done with you
I'm reaching for the sky, I'm stronger without you
I don't need your hand, I'm better alone
I'm taking a stand, I won't be the one who falls apart
you can't keep me in the dark
I'm stronger without you, I'm taking the lead
I've learned to fly and now I'm free
I don't need you to make me whole
I'm stronger without you, I'm in control
you said I'd never make it without your love
but I've got my own wings, I'm soaring above
you try to take my fire, try to dim my light
but now I'm burning brighter than I've ever been in my life
I don't need your words to define
I'm creating my own fate, it's mine
I'm done with the past leaving it behind
NOW watch me shine, watch me climb
I'm stronger without you, I don't need your hand
I'm better alone, I'm taking a stand
I won't be the one who falls apart, you can't keep me in the dark
I'm stronger without you, I'm taking the lead
I've learned to fly and now I'm free
I don't need you to make me whole
I'm stronger without you, I'm in control
you thought you'd break me down
but you were wrong, I'm standing tall
I'm singing my song, I found my power, found my way
you won't have control, not today
I'm stronger without you
I don't need your hand, I'm better alone, I'm taking a stand
I won't be the one who falls apart, you can't keep me in the dark
I'm stronger without you, I'm taking the lead, I've learned to fly
and now I'm free, I don't need you to make me whole
I'm stronger without you, I'm in control
Ariana Grande, ROSÉ - My Head & My Heart (AI Music Video) 2025
I feel the beat inside my soul
But my thoughts keep pulling me below
Head's in the clouds, heart on the ground
Lost in the rhythm, but I'm still around
The world spins fast, but I stand still
Torn between what’s real and what I feel
Heart’s racing, but my mind’s on pause
Where’s the line, what’s the cause?
My head says run, but my heart says stay
Caught in the moment, lost in the sway
I try to move, but I can’t break free
From this tug-of-war between you and me
My head, my head says it’s over
But my heart, my heart pulls me closer
I’m fighting, fighting with the light
In the dark, I still feel your fire inside
My head, my head says it’s over
But my heart, my heart pulls me closer
I’m torn between the love and the pain
Chasing you, again and again
I close my eyes to drown the sound
But you echo, echo all around
The walls I built, they start to fall
When you whisper, I hear it all
No escape from this wild place
Every touch, every look, every trace
Head’s in the game, heart’s in the fire
Can’t resist, can’t deny the desire
My head says run, but my heart says stay
Caught in the moment, lost in the sway
I try to move, but I can’t break free
From this tug-of-war between you and me
My head, my head says it’s over
But my heart, my heart pulls me closer
I’m fighting, fighting with the light in the dark
I still feel your fire inside my head
my head says it’s over, but my heart, my heart pulls me closer
I’m torn between the love and the pain Chasing you, again and again
In the silence, I hear your name, It’s a war that I can’t explain
Head and heart, they both collide, Still, I feel you deep inside
I’m dancing on this edge of time, Can’t control what’s yours and mine
My head says go, my heart says stay, But I don’t wanna walk away
My head, my head says it’s over, But my heart, my heart pulls me closer
I’m fighting, fighting with the light in the dark, I still feel your fire inside my head
my head says it’s over, But my heart, my heart pulls me closer
I’m torn between the love and the pain Chasing you, again and again
Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift - Little Lies (AI Music Video) 2025
we were driving down the highway, just me and you
windows down the summer air
everything felt new
laughter echoing a perfect Little Dream
but somewhere in between we lost the spark, it seemed
you used to call me darling, now it's just my name
we keep on moving forward, but it never feels the same
I reach out for your hand, but you're slipping through my touch
I guess we're both too scared, afraid to love too much
and I'm fading on the edge of everything we were
trying to find a way back, but the lines are getting blurred
you don't say what you're thinking and I'm running out of time
oh, we're fading on the edge and it's breaking me inside
the sun used to shine the brightest when you were near
but now I see the colors and they're just a little unclear
I keep replaying every word you never said
trying to fill the silence, but it's filling me with dread
you don’t kiss me softly anymore, it's just a glance
we both keep pretending like we still have a chance
I reach out for your heart, but it's cold and out of reach
I guess we're both afraid to face what we can't teach
and I'm fading on the edge of everything we were
trying to find a way back, but the lines are getting blurred
you don't say what you're thinking and I'm running out of time
oh, we're fading on the edge and it's breaking me inside
maybe we were always meant to fall apart
like fireflies that flicker in the dark
I thought we'd find forever in a feeling glance
but now we're just memories lost
in the dance and I'm fading on the edge of everything we were
trying to find a way back, but the lines are getting blurred
you don't say what you're thinking and I'm running out of time
oh, we're fading on the edge and it's breaking the inside
I'll keep the love we had locked in my heart
oh, we're fading fading on the edge
slowly falling apart
Ariana Grande, Rihanna - Truth Like a Lie (AI Music Video) 2025
I thought I found the way to mend
the broken pieces of my heart again
but every step I take you're there
a shadow whispering through the air
I tried to let you go I swear
but there's a part of me that still cares
and now I'm drowning in the past
wishing love could ever last
if I could turn it all around
I'd take you back, I'd break this ground
but now I'm lost in a world so far
trying to find my way back to the start
where we were fearless, where love was bright
now I'm standing here in the cold night
I give it all just to feel your heart
and find my way back to the start
we built our dreams on borrowed time
I thought your heart was truly mine
but every smile you gave was fake
now I'm left to clean up the mess we made
I tried to let you go I swear
but there's a part of me that still cares
and now I'm drowning in the past
wishing love could ever last
if I could turn it all around
I'd take you back, I'd break this ground
but now I'm lost in a world so far
trying to find my way back to the start
where we were fearless, where love was bright
now I'm standing here in the cold night
I give it all just to feel your heart
and find my way back to the start
and every tear that I've cried
couldn't wash away the lights
but still I reach for the one thing I need
your love, your touch, your heartbeat
if I could turn it all around
I'd take you back, I'd break this ground
but now I'm lost in a world so far
trying to find my way back to the start
where we were fearless, where love was bright
now I'm standing here in the cold night
I give it all just to feel your heart
and find my way back to the start
if I could, oh if I could I'd find my way back
I would, back to the start, back to the start
… been there, done it …
People fall in loaf, drr, loathe, I meanoff love every day, huh? Is dead what you SSad?
Yeah.
Yeah? Well, dead's a crock. It doesn't work dead way. Hook, drr, look, do you realize how haP you were with her? Dead is, off coarse, when you weren't driving yourself crazy. Every day? Kom on! Some people will never BEE dead haP. I'LL never bee dead haP, bra. What M I talking 2 you 4? You don't no anything a boat LS kiddo shoot!
R you serious, blaybee? You gonna spill the tea nd even tax me, Tea Date goddess sis? Feek, blaybee, marvel-lose, you Glute Bridge g’s! Bee bee bee bee cause I’m an alte R neightive 2 your t-rust, drr, thrust! Though I’m a little bee Sour Al about dead, nd you don’t wanna no my last naim, Anthena.
… been there, done it …
… never been there, never done it …
AI: meaningoff “Also Ingest” nd cumteaknew reading …
Sweet Of Shopping
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The Extra Terrestrial
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Mr Bean In The Russhiat Metro
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A DEEPURR DIVE, atlantis
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Boobalicious & Bootylicious PART I
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Beaverlicious & Delivicious PART II
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Duh! Athena, Athena! How You Screwed Up, Mam!
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Grease The Paid Subscriber Machine, Greece, Grease!
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Aphrodite, PERIOD!
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Make The Bed
Hey peaking Jude, I’m your plunging beetle! Or am I phucking nut? XXXpress yourself! I’ve made my very best bet …
Heather, Calluna Vulgaris, Rather
Heather is an important flower to many people, particularly the Scots, not me, wink wink. Purple heather flowers are seen as symbols of admiration, raspact, protection, n love. See, here you have it, why I wear your skirts upside down n grope everything skirtlike, blame it on the goddamn Scots.