The Fault Is In Our Stars, XCX!!!
Mami, why do I love skirts so much? Baby, ask Papi! Mami, I don´t wanna go to school, I just wanna break the rules! It´s okay, baby, don´t you worry, be huggie, Papi will take care of the trouble!
XCX, do you recognize yourself? This happens when the teacher and the student break the rules, skipping the class to … you know what. Oh, you don´t? Yes, to engage in classical dancing, a bit of romantic anatomy and gymnastics, accompanied with a lot of math and physics, adorned with biology, zoology, and botany. The chemistry is there. Oh, and why are you chewing on my bubblegum now instead of afterwards? Mami says it will prevent you from getting pregnant from whomever, whatever that game means, ha ha, she´s so humorous! And Papi just laughs, because the helicopter crashed and he bravely saved me from Miss Carriage, Mami says she was a bad biatch, he´s so humerus, that´s how I was misdelivered, and Mami was so pleased, so happy.
Miniskirts are as dangerous as beavers, once they bite you, you´re trapped, and you´ll never escape. And they like chopping, and I have no dollars, and I wanna buy them flowers to stop biting me and chopping my porky. Oh no! Ohio again? No, Ohio no, no, Ohio no! Sorry, I came. Again. I´ve never understood skyrocket science, I´m just a baby. Buffalo? Yes, Buffalo yes! Honey, don´t they call this planet the Moon? How did it land it here on Earth? It looks so weird, because it´s so funny, like some retarded little animal toddlers´ honeymoon or something. They scare the most scented brownies of my jealous and envious Winniepooh!
Oh no! That´s pretty premature. Like gross, inappropriate, I´ll report it to the dean. Baby, I don´t know about you, but I want IT back, back where IT came from! OMG OMG, your rack, this time it´s not Internet Technology! It´s a little creamy and sticky, and this time you didn´t scream, too much, I mean. Like really! Want more ice cream? I want my crunchies, it ain´t fair, I´m calling Donald Trump! Mami, Papi, I gotta pee! And I scream! Whoops! Because Mami always checks my launchbag for leaks and Papi makes sure my torpedo destroyer returns home unscathed to fight another day! Oh no, I´m doomed, so screwed, like Rosenberg in GTA!
The Fault Is In Our Stars, XCX!!!
I just wanna go to school, I don´t wanna break the rules, I swear I hate skirts, they make me faint before I even lift them to know if they were made in China, that´s all I want to know, I swear, I´m just curious, I´m just a fricking nerd, no matter I´m butterflied! I want my Barbie and Teddy Bear, I´ll behave, Papi, Mami!
Electric lights
Blow my mind
I feel alright
Never stop, it's how we ride
Coming up until we die
You catch my eye
Bitch, you wanna fly?
I'm so alive
Never stop, it's how we ride
Coming up until we die
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
Boys and girls across the world
Putting on our dancing shoes
Going to the discotheque
Getting high and getting wrecked
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
Boys and girls across the world
Putting on our dancing shoes
Going to the discotheque
Getting high and getting wrecked
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
I'm such a star
Queen Boulevard
Blaze through the dark
Never stop, it's how we ride
Coming up until we die
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
Boys and girls across the world
Putting on our dancing shoes
Going to the discotheque
Getting high and getting wrecked
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
Get my guitar
Sunglasses on
So light it up
Never stop, it's how we ride
Coming up until we die
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
Boys and girls across the world
Putting on our dancing shoes
Going to the discotheque
Getting high and getting wrecked
I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna break the rules
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
First things first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right, right?)
You should want a bad bitch like this (ha?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what?)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spillin', you should taste that
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name, 'bout to blow-oh-oh-oh
I said, baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And my flow retarded, each beat dear, departed
Swagger on stupid, I can't shop at no department
And get my money on time, if they not money, decline
And swear I meant that there so much that I give that line a rewind
Said I get my money on time, if they not money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that?
That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name, 'bout to blow-oh-oh-oh
Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the minibar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck
Film star, yeah, I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch, ow
Still stunting, how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that
Look at it, I bet you wishing you could clutch that
That's just the way you like it, huh?
It's so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh?
Never turn down nothin'
Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name, 'bout to blow-oh-oh-oh
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
(Blow-oh-oh-oh)
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
(Blow-oh-oh-oh)
Boom, boom, boom, clap
You're picture-perfect blue
Sunbathing under the moon
Stars shining as your bones illuminate
First kiss just like a drug
Under your influence
You take me over, you're the magic in my veins
This must be love
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
No silver or no gold
Could dress me up so good
You're the glitter in the darkness of my world
Just tell me what to do
I'll fall right into you
We're going under cast the spell, just say the word
I feel your love
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Like you are the light and I will follow
You let me lose my shadow
You are the sun, the glowing halo
And you keep burning me up with all your love, uh
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Boom clap, the sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Baby, I´m just a boy with comebacks, can you please take off my miniskirt, you should put it on, please, ah, I´m fainting … because I have some maximum depression, it must be the Unidentified Flying Object, so many lights, so many colors, I´m so scared of heights, especially of pinky, I told you no, Ohio no!
The Fault Is In Our Stars, XCX!!!
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