Aphrodite, PERIOD!

I King just love you Queen, period. N I h8 2get this love PERIOD, 'cause I've turned you up to our royal Infinite 8! N you're only my Aphrodite, big deal, period! PERIOD? Mine, not yours, Aphrodite!

Aphrodite, ancient Greek goddess of sexual love and beauty, identified with Venus by the Romans. Aphrodite was born from the white foam produced by the severed genitals of Uranus (Heaven), after his son Cronus threw them into the sea. Oops, see, that’s why I revere you every single day, baby! Oh My Goddess of Sexual Love, my initials, btw, and Young Beauty! Aphrodite possesses remarkable powers, primarily her ability to invoke love and desire among gods and humans. Her influence extends to sparking passion, resolving conflicts, and even starting wars, as seen in the famous tale of the Trojan War. Your most famous line is, “Not knowing is half the fun. Exquisitely painful, isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you?” And that’s where I cum into your picture! You call me Adonis, and Adonis was a handsome young man, err, I’m not sure about that little detail, and Aphrodite fell deeply in love with him, ABSOLUTELY!

Oh, I play John Cusack, you know, a lovesick character who does grand romantic gestures, like loving you for real IRL FYI, that you feel like throwing up without wanting to. No, I didn’t write the PU-King song! Sorry I did, caught red-handed, even my hand is commie red army. I wrote that as a heartfelt love song about wishing desperately for the type of love you see in movies. What movies? Mine, you appear in all of my movies, I wrote them for you, I directed them for you, I starred in them with you. And then suddenly the camera stopped rolling. That’s why all went wrong. So after such a tremendous success in Hollywood I relocated, re-loco-did, to Nicaragua, you know, to masquerade my glorious failure, as your screenwriter, as your director, as your actor, as your true teen lover. Which made you sick to your stomach, loving me so much. That’s what I imagined. This song is inspired by the iconic boombox scene from Say Anything, because you are my star, my Hollywood girl, my Aphrodite, my Queen, period, mine, not yours, baby!

"Aphrodite" (Official Music Video)

Aphrodite, why’d you have to leave me high and dry again? Aphrodite, why’d you make an oil painting out of me and him? Give me a sign that I’m doing it right Or I might cry tears in seafoam Give me a telltale, know from the get-go Or I might scream in Garamond Whoa, whoa, Aphrodite, you’re losing me Aphrodite, colors of the summer hang upon my laurel wreath Aphrodite, help me shake the feeling I belong in that memory Give me a sign that I’m doing it right Or I might cry tears in seafoam Give me a telltale, know from the get-go Or I might scream in Garamond Whoa, whoa, Aphrodite, you’re losing me The sun beams when he asks me to dance Is it him or the circumstance? The moon blushes at his very glance Is it him or the circumstance? Give me a sign that I’m doing it right Or I might cry tears in seafoam Give me a telltale, know from the get-go Or I might scream in Garamond Whoa, whoa, Aphrodite, you’re losing me

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