Engraved Ruins Of Pompeii (Buona Notte)

On A Dead Serious Note! Love me instead of my BullShiitake mushrooms? I would never order U2, xapt I do, here & now! But I would de-fin-ita-ly fall for both U & your BullShiitake mushrooms, xapt nave

Pompeii is more than just an ancient city in southern Italy’s Campania region overlooked by the active volcano Mount Vesuvi-us, me. Known for being buried by the 79 A.D. eruption of … um … you know what I mean. Puck, baby! Ruins, our Pompeii, here include the frescoed Villa of the Mysteries and the city's amphitheater.

En-grave-d is when a gold & silver taxt or dezine is carved on the sorefiss of a hard objackt or oregan after death. Like your name is engraved on my afterlife heart, or something else hard, puck, baby? Excuse me?

Darren Hayes - Feels Like It's Over (Official Lyric Video)

… I know I'm lost
A ghost inhabiting the shell of a man
Who looks like someone you loved
And I'm cognizant of the way our eyes will do anything
To avoid exchanging pain

… I died a little
Cried a river and now our tears have all turned into stone
Embraced in our Pompeii

… It feels like it's over
But nobody's leaving
There's so much love left
So why am I grieving?
You go to bed first
I stay up reading

… You have your back turned
You're already dreaming
Dancing in circles
Avoiding the inevitable
It's so polite and that's what's breaking my heart
Because we don't even fight for it

… We don't even break a sweat
We don't even scream or cry but baby there was a time
When baby you and I
We would have died defending this love
We would have died for it
We would have died defending it
We would have died

… When I was young
I guess it fulfilled me emotionally
To give myself away

… That selfless act was not as noble as it first seemed
It tethered you to me

… The fire in your eyes
The independent streak that drew you close to me
It cooled under my reign

… It feels like it's over
But nobody's leaving
There's so much love left
So why am I grieving?
You go to bed first

… I stay up reading
You have your back turned
You're already dreaming
Dancing in circles
Avoiding the inevitable
It's so polite and that's what's breaking my heart
Because we don't even fight for it

… We don't even break a sweat
We don't even scream or cry but baby there was a time
Baby you and I
We would have died defending this love
We would have died for it
We would have died defending it
We would have died

… Sunlight to sunset
Lovers to best friends
Making us feel like we're
Strangers in strange beds
Fumbling through feelings
Habitual dealings
Movie ended waiting for
Post credit scenes yeah

… Sunlight to sunset
Lovers to best friends
Making us feel like we're
Strangers in strange beds
Fumbling through feelings
Habitual dealings
Movie ended waiting for
Post credit scenes yeah

… It feels like it's over
But nobody's leaving
There's so much love left
So why am I grieving?
You go to bed first

… I stay up reading
You have your back turned
You're already dreaming
Dancing in circles
Avoiding the inevitable
It's so polite and that's what's breaking my heart
Because we don't even fight for it
We don't even break a sweat

… We don't even scream or cry but baby there was a time
When baby you and I
We would have died defending this love
We would have died for it
We would have died defending it

… We would have died (It feels like it's over)
But nobody's leaving
There's so much love left
So why am I grieving?
You go to bed first
I stay up reading

… You have your back turned
You're already dreaming
Dancing in circles
Avoiding the inevitable
It's so polite and that's what's breaking my heart

… Because we don't even fight for it
We don't even break a sweat
Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, hey-hey

Darren Hayes - Stupid Mistake (Official Video)

I don't wanna love and
I don't want anybody else,
Anybody else to either.

I don't want faith,
I don't wanna start another war
A kingdom for my crowd of believers.

Did I lose my calling?
Did I lose you?
Don't lovers always get what they want?

I made a stupid mistake
And my world crashed down
All around me.
Oh...
I made a stupid mistake
And I threw it all away,
Threw it all away.

I got lazy on the wrong side of love.
Now I'm searching every face,
Every crowd for you, for you,
For you, for you.

I don't want abstain.
I don't want your love upon my hand,
But I don't understand what I'm leaving.

I don't wanna pray.
I don't want a forgiveness from above,
When none of this was of my believing.

Did I choose to fall down?
Did I lose you?
Don't lovers always get what they want?

I made a stupid mistake
And my world crashed down
All around me.
Oh...
I made a stupid mistake
And I threw it all away,
Threw it all away.

I got lazy on the wrong side of love.
Now I'm searching every face,
Every crowd for you, for you,
For you, for you.

I've been walking around with my head in the dirt.
I've been stripped of everything that ever made me convert.
I've been lonely.
I've been searching
The crowd for you, for you.

I got lazy on the wrong side of love.
I was stupid sold my king for a war with you,
Oh, with you, oh ...

I made a stupid mistake
And my world crashed down
All around me.
Oh...
I made a stupid mistake
And I threw it all away,
Threw it all away.

I got lazy on the wrong side of love.
Now I'm searching every face,
Every crowd for you, for you,
For you, for you.

You don't want love,
You don't want anybody else to either.

Darren Hayes - Bloodstained Heart (Official Video)

Love, you're in pieces
There's no one left to lay you down
Or say it's okay
On the worst night
Of the worst year that we might fall
We'll go out punching

You hit me like a subway train
And I will never be the same
And darling I'll follow you down to the ground
Even when you fall apart
I'll pick up your bloodstained heart
And darling I'll follow you down to the ground

In the gutter
Were you starless and blind to dreams?
We can dream each other
To a new day
Where the good guys always win
And heaven still means something

You hit me like a subway train
And I will never be the same
And darling I'll follow you down to the ground
Even when you fall apart
I'll pick up your bloodstained heart
And darling I'll follow you down to the ground

Love, when you're in pieces
There's no one left to dry your eyes

You hit me like a subway train
And I will never be the same
Oh darling I'll follow you down to the ground
Even when you fall apart
I'll pick up your bloodstained heart
Oh darling I'll follow you down to the ground

Darren Hayes - Black Out The Sun

No turn off the sun
Take down the moon
For I don't need them anymore
Go switch off the stars
And paint the sky black
Love isn't ever coming back
There is no use in imagining a world without you
Your love was like a drug I was addicted to

'Cause there is nobody else who could hurt like you hurt me
I don't want to be lonely
And there is no other way
There's no joy
There's no meaning
Just this hollowed out feeling
Now all the loves gone
And nothing grows here
And I just feel wrong so black out the sun
And all that we shared will slowly disappear
There's a hole where my soul used to grow
So just black out the sun

No stop all the rain and poison the ground
Love doesn't want to hang around
Go turn all the fruits into bitter wine
It was only sweet when you were mine
There is an emptiness inside of me
Since you been gone
All the world has lost it's meaning
All my colors run
'Cause there is nobody else who could hurt like you hurt me
I don't want to be lonely
And there is no other way
There's no joy
There's no meaning
Just this hollowed out feeling
Now all the loves gone
And nothing grows here
And I just feel wrong so black out the sun
And all that we shared will slowly disappear
There's a hole where my soul used to grow
So just black out the sun

And nothing compares
How could it even dare
Cause now that love's gone I want to black out the sun
'Cause there is nobody else who could hurt like you hurt me
I don't want to be lonely
And there is no other way
There's no joy
There's no meaning
Just this hollowed out feeling
Now all the loves gone
And nothing grows here
And I just feel wrong so black out the sun
And all that we shared will slowly disappear
There's a hole where my soul used to grow
So just black out the sun

Darren Hayes of Savage Garden - So Beautiful (Video)

Whether I'm right wrong
There's no phrase that hits
Like an ocean needs the sand
Or a dirty old shoe that fits
And if all the world was perfect
I would only ever want to see you scars
You know they can have their universe
We'll be in the dirt designing stars

And darlin' you know
You make me feel so beautiful
Nowhere else in the world I wanna be
You make me feel so beautiful

Whether I'm up or down
There's no crowd to please
I'm like a faith without a clause to believe in it
And if all the world was smiling
I would only ever want to see you frown
You know they can sail away in sunsets
We'll be right here stranded on the ground
Just happy to be found

You make me feel so beautiful
Nowhere else in the world I wanna be
You make me feel so beautiful

I have lost my illusions
I have drowned in your words
I have left my confusion to a cynical world
I am throwing myself at things I don't
Understand
Discover enlightenment holding your hand

You are...
So Beautiful

And darlin' you know
You make me feel so beautiful
Nowhere else in the world I wanna be
You make me feel so beautiful

And darlin' you know
You make me feel so beautiful
Nowhere else in the world I wanna be
You make me feel so beautiful

And darlin' you know
You make me feel so beautiful
Nowhere else in the world I wanna be
You make me feel so beautiful

Savage Garden - Crash and Burn (Official Video)

When you feel all alone and the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please to tame your wild, wild heart
I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you
It's hard to find relief and people can be so cold

When darkness is upon your door
And you feel like you can't take anymore

Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone

When you feel all alone and a loyal friend is hard to find
You're caught in a one-way street with the monsters in your head
When hopes and dreams are far away
And you feel like you can't face the day

Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone

'Cause there has always been heartache and pain
And when it's over you'll breathe again
You'll breathe again

When you feel all alone and the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please to tame your wild, wild heart

Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone

Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart
And if you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone (alone)

Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall (you're not alone)
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night (no, no, you're never alone)
If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart (you're not alone)
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone

Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart (you're not alone), I can mend a broken heart (no, no)
And if you need to crash then crash and burn (you're never alone)
You're not alone

Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night

Two Beds And A Coffee Machine

And she takes another step
Slowly, she opens the door
Check that he is sleeping, pick up all the broken glass
And furniture on the floor

Been up half the night screaming
Now it's time to get away
Pack up the kids in the car
Another bruise to try and hide, another alibi to write

Another ditch in the road, you keep moving
Another stop sign, you keep moving on
And the years go by so fast
Wonder how I ever made it through

And there are children to think of
Baby's asleep in the back seat
I wonder how they'll ever make it through this living nightmare
But the mind is an amazing thing

Full of candy dreams and new toys
And another cheap hotel
Two beds and a coffee machine
But there are groceries to buy and she knows she'll have to go home

Another ditch in the road, keep moving
Another stop sign, you keep moving on
And the years go by so fast
Wonder how I ever made it through

Another bruise to try and hide, another alibi to write
Another lonely highway, in the black of night
There is hope in the darkness
You know you're gonna make it

Another ditch in the road, keep moving
Another stop sign, you keep moving on
And the years go by so fast
Silent fortress built to last
Wonder how I ever made it

Ooh
Mm

Darren Hayes - A Little Death (Official Lyric Video)

Hey, gal, can I get a little sympathy?
Because the future of you and I died a little death today
You barely noticed my heart stopped when you walked away
I imagined us driving in my new car marvelling at stars in the observatory

Hey, gal, can we pretend it was just a dream?
That I died every time I saw you online, and you spoke to me
You put me in your top five that all ended tonight
I saw visions of parked cars and lights of Griffith Park vanishing

It was ten long years
You didn't even notice
And if you did, you'd let it go

It was ten long years
I kept my feelings locked inside
Did I ever cross your mind?

The first and last time I am ever gonna drive you home
Because the future of you and I died a little death tonight
I'm gonna do myself a favor, take mixed signals for no
It was fun to indulge and pretend and descend but it's a heavy blow

It was ten long years
You didn't even notice
And if you did, you'd let it go

It was ten long years
I kept my feelings locked inside
Did I ever cross your mind?

As time goes by the feelings fade
But they never really went away
Somewhere in another universe
Maybe you and I are on that hill

Scanning skies with telescopes
L.A. lights laid out below us
Future lives stretched out before us
A little death you didn't notice

It was ten long years
You didn't even notice
And if you did, you hid it well

Ten long years
I kept my feelings locked inside
Did I ever cross your mind?

Does nobody ever cross your mind?
Did I cross your mind?
Does nobody ever cross your mind?
Nobody ever cross your mind?
Ooh-ooh, ooh

The Lover After Me

Here I go again I promised myself I wouldn't think of you today
It's been seven months and counting
You've moved on
I still feel exactly the same
It's just that everywhere I go all the buildings know your name
Like photographs and memories of love
Steel and granite reminders
The city calls your name and I can't move on

Ever since you've been gone
The lights go out the same
The only difference is
You call another name
To your love
To your lover now
To your love
The lover after me

Am I all alone in the universe?
There's no love on these streets
I have given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway
So this is my new freedom
It's funny I don't remember being chained
But nothing seems to make sense anymore
Without you I'm always twenty minutes late

Ever since you've been gone
The lights go out the same
The only difference is
You call another name
To your love
To your lover now
To your love
The lover after me

And as time goes by so slowly
The nights are cold and lonely
I shouldn't be holding on
But I'm still holding on for you

Here I go again, I promised myself I wouldn't think of you today
But I'm standing at your doorway
I'm calling out your name because I can't move on

Ever since you've been gone
The lights go out the same
The only difference is
You call another name
To your love
To your lover now
To your love
The lover after me

Like It or Not

I've been broken, shut down and useless
Feet above me
Hands in the air
You got me falling over and over
You got me twisted tied up and tangled
I do it all for you
You know I've been a fool for you
I thought I tripped on a shoelace
I look down and it's only you

Now I'm standing at a terminal waiting to connect to another plane
If I told you I just cancelled my flight to America
Would you call me insane?
Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you
whether you like it or not
Whether you like it or not

I've been put down, picked up and put off
I've been held up, pushed and shoved around
You got me falling over and over
I've been drifting this side and upside down
I do it all for you
You know I'll be a fool for you
I keep thinking I've lost something
I look down and it's only you

Now I'm standing at a terminal waiting to connect to another plane
And if I told you I just cancelled my flight to America
Would you call me insane?
Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you
whether you like it or not

How many forms can indecision take?
When does the warning light appear before a man breaks?
Mine is a restless heart don't try to fix it
You know sometimes, sometimes I want it to ache

Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you

And Now I'm standing at a terminal waiting to connect to another plane
And if I told you I just cancelled my flight to America
Would you call me insane?
Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you
whether you like it or not

Darren Hayes - We Are Alchemists (Official Lyric Video)

Do what you want with me
You know I can't refuse
Replace the scars in me
With your emotional tattoos

I was never consciously looking for love
The universe conspired in the absence of
Maybe I'm an alchemist and you are a dove
Taking all the hurt and turning pain into love

I never meant to seek you out
I never meant to call you forth
But in my mind, I was searching, yeah
Behind enemy lines
Behind a curtain, yeah

We can dance if you want to
We can try to forget
We can touch if you need to
It might help with regret

And we can kiss if you want to (want to)
Turn our sadness to sex
We can dance if you want to
We are alchemists

Do what you want with me
In the silence, I'll let go
Be who you want with me
I'll make a house with a damaged home

Stumbling around in a chamber of light
A thousand tiny mirrors and a laser messiah
Desire's all around but it's an open secret
Rolling in the ground, you know we both reek of it

I never meant to give you up (feel alone, I feel alone, I feel alone)
(I'm just a lonely pilgrim)
I never meant to watch you fall (all alone, oh, I'm so alone, just a bunch of bones
(I'm just a lonely pilgrim)
And in my mind (I wasn't consciously looking for love)
I went searching (I was searching for myself)
And behind enemy lines (behind enemy lines, behind)
Behind the curtain, yeah

And we can dance if you want to (if you want to)
We can try to forget
We can touch if you need to (if you need to)
It might help with regret (when everything's over)

And we can kiss if you want to (if you want to)
Turn our sadness to sex (when everything's over would you)
We can dance if you want to (if you want to)
We are alchemists

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, whoa

I feel alone, oh, I feel alone
A bunch of broken bones
Put me back together, baby, with alchemy
One part you, one me
We're making gold from gold
It's deep magic, baby, yeah-yeah, ooh

We can dance if you want to (if you want to)
We can try to forget (when everything's over would you)
We can touch if you need to (if you need to)
It might help with regret (when everything's over)

And we can kiss if you want to (if you want to)
Turn our sadness to sex (when everything's over would you)
We can dance if you want to (if you want to)
We are alchemists

When everything's over, would you dance for us?
When everything's over, would you dance for us?
When everything's over, would you dance for us?
When everything's over, would you dance for us?
When everything's over

Darren Hayes - Insatiable (Official Music Video)

When moonlight crawls along the street
Chasing away the summer heat
Footsteps outside, somewhere below
The world revolves, I've let it go

We build our Church above the street
We practiced love between these sheets
The candy sweetness scent of you
It bathes my skin, I'm stained of you

And all I have to do is hold you
There's a racing within my heart
And I am barely touching you

Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable

The moonlight plays upon your skin
A kiss that lingers takes me in
I fall asleep inside of you
There are no words, there's only truth

Breathe in breathe out, there is no sound
We move together up and down
We levitate our bodies soar
Our feet don't even touch the floor

But nobody knows you like I do
'Cause the world may not understand
That I grow stronger in your hands

Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable

Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable

Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable

Baby, oh yeah
We never sleep, we're always holding hands
Kissing for hours talking and making plans
I feel like a better man, just being in the same room
We never sleep, there's just so much to do
So much to say can't close my eyes when I'm with you
Insatiable the way I'm loving you, oh baby, yeah

Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable

Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable, baby

Oh baby, when I'm looking in your eyes
Insatiable, that we ain't loving you
Ohh, looking at you insatiable, insatiable
For you insatiable for you insatiable
Love for you insatiable
Love for you insatiable
Love for you insatiable
Love for you insatiable
Love for you insatiable...

Savage Garden - I Want You

Anytime I need to see your face
I just close my eyes and I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and
If it happens again, I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to, I want to

Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you

Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out

I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment
Getting comfy, getting perfect is what I live for
But a look and then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor
And I don't know what I'm in for

Conversation has a time and place in the interaction
Of a lover and a mate, but the time of talking
Using symbols, using words can be likened
To a deep sea diver who is swimming with a raincoat

Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you

Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out

Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh

Anytime I need to see your face

Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out

So can we find out?

Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out

Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out

Darren Hayes - Ocean

Even though I know you're gone
The memory lingers on
I see your footsteps on a sandy beach
That waves have been crashing on

Danger goes where emotion flows
I wish sometimes I'd never known love
It's dangerous the way I can't move on
lost and emotion

Only an ocean could know
The weight of the world on my shoulders
Thinking of you, my love
I wish I could drown out emotion
Until only the ocean knows

Walking down the boulevard
The water still calls your name
A thousand tides may rise and fall
But darlin' I feel the same
You said it's dangerous to love so deeply
I never cared I fell completely
It's dangerous the waves crash on the shore
But never repeating

Only an ocean could know
The weight of the world on my shoulders
Thinking of you, my love
I wish I could drown out emotion
Until only the ocean knows
Wash me away
Carry my heart on an ocean
Love has forsaken
Been taken to somebody else
I wish I could drown my emotions
Until only the ocean knows

And I still hear your song
It's in the call of the ocean
It has been here so long

Only an ocean could know
The weight of the world on my shoulders
Thinking of you my love
I wish I could drown out emotion
Until only the ocean knows
Wash me away
Carry my heart on an ocean
Love has forsaken
Been taken to somebody else
I wish I could drown my emotions
Until only an ocean
Only an ocean could know

Only an ocean could know
The weight of the world on my shoulders
Thinking of you my love
I wish I could drown out emotion
Until only the ocean (knows)
Only an ocean could know

When You Say You Love Me - Darren Hayes

I’ve been watching you from afar
And the way you make your way around the bar
You laugh like you’re really entertained
And you smile like it’s your favorite game

Now you’re moving closer to me
And our eyes have connected emotionally
Not looking for a one night stand
Or a place for a broken heart can mend

I know everybody here wants to hold you
I know what it’s like ’cause I feel the same
When you look in my eyes
there’s a part of me that’s still afraid

And when you say you love me do you mean it?
Baby when you hold me do you feel it?
Should I believe the magic in your eyes?
I will wait until the end of time
to hear you say you love me like you mean it
Baby when you hold me make me feel it
All I wanna do it make you mine
I’ve been hurt way too many times

They say If you wanna make God laugh
Then all you gotta do is tell him your plan
And I know that the timing’s not right
Didn’t know I would meet you tonight

It’s not that I don’t really like the attention
I feel like the only man in the room
Are you really sincere?
Is this just something that you do?

And when you say you love me do you mean it?
Baby when you hold me do you feel it?
Should I believe the magic in your eyes?
I will wait until the end of time
To hear you say you love me like you mean it
Baby when you hold me make me feel it
All I wanna do is make you mine
I’ve been hurt way too many times

Again and again and again
I’ve been hurt my friend till the end
You know I’ve been high I’ve been low
I got no place left to go
Again and again and again will this search ever end?

And when you say you love me do you mean it?
Baby when you hold me do you feel it?
Should I believe the magic in your eyes?
I will wait until the end of time
To hear you say you love me like you mean it!
(Oh baby when you hold me)
When you hold me make me feel it!
Should I believe the magic in your eyes?
I will wait until the end of time
to hear you say you love me
Come on baby say you love me

FYI, fiss like diss can be a word root meaning "to split", "to cleave" or "to divide", can’t/Kant/cunt, more or less. Fiss, originating from the Latin verb fin-de-re, is used in various scientific and medical contexts, such as in geology (fissures) and nuclear physics (fission). Am I a prominent BullShipping scientist, wow, whose dessert/desert is crunchy, ouch, with brown sugar, oops, and prodigal with whipped cream, err, like reely reely yes? Oh no, reeling stillborn from the mesmerizing shock of wronging/righting/photoing/writing about it! You know the stainless steal. Excuse you, U2, no puck? You and your ruined BullShiitake mushrooms racing with me to win the mourning prize. Hmmm, I dunno, I’ll think about it …

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho continues to change the lives of its readers forever. With more than two million copies sold around the world, The Alchemist has established itself as a modern classic, universally admired.

Paulo Coelho’s masterpiece tells the magical story of Santiago, an Andalusian shepherd boy who yearns to travel in search of a worldly treasure as extravagant as any ever found.

The story of the treasures Santiago finds along the way teaches us, as only a few stories can, about the essential wisdom of listening to our hearts, learning to read the omens strewn along life’s path, and, above all, following our dreams.

Buongiorno Signora means BS in Italian. Whaaaaaat? Puck, baby, you have to re-teach me some Bloody Señorita english, err, spainish, I gotta re-learn U2!