Fuck U2!
U2 - the megalomania and cluelessness and howling bottomless smarm! Fuck U2! Those little whining bitches gonna get stitches. Those little witches gonna get screwed, bad bitches, bad bitches!
2014, Apple Outrages Users By Automatically Installing U2's Album On Their Devices
Users who opted to download new purchases to their iPhones automatically found the new U2 album sitting on their phones. But even if iTunes users had not chosen automatic downloads, Songs of Innocence would still be displayed as an "iTunes in the Cloud" purchase. That meant it would still be shown as part of your music library, without even wanting it, even if you deleted all the tracks. WTF!
I am a forgetful person but still get sick of remembering would-be clever Bono's fucking stupid iTunes commercial, how he fucking conspired with Apple, Cook-rotten to the core, to “give U2´s music art away free”, as a wonderful gift to people. WTF! U2 ain´t your fucking Santa Claus knocking “just a few brick$ out” while going down the chimney with their “free” bag of songs, Songs of Innocence? WTF! Guilty as hell, they are asswipes, guilty as hell! Cause, to an average idiot like me, it was obvious to have become one of the worst musick publicity stunts of all time! WTF Cuck bro!
Bono´s gay voice and shitty band sound like rusty knives being forced into my ears from all directions, crushing my faith like a fucking freight trainwreck. Such a washed up steaming pile of shit, U2 Bono! Fucking forcing his crappy music onto people. Boney is an annoying doofus who has been peddling emptily profoundish, nauseatingly wholesome, sexless Disney World theme music! WTF bra!
So messianic, pretentious, vapid, dumb, creatively bankrupt, grandiose, Bono is puke at the intersection of all the annoying things a pomp rock star can be. There he sings in his stupid housefly glasses, playing with his soul dick, oops! Stuck in the wet-bread, wet-market moment, LMFAO! Having this notorious U2 album released in the free form of malware forcibly uploaded to every goddamn iTunes account in the world was like waking up with a Sexually Transmitted Disease, and I have never had any, without having any sex! WTF!
Anybody remembers evil bastard Bono at a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, when he asks the audience for some quiet? Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone… “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” A voice from near the front pierces the silence… “Well, fucking stop it then you Cunt! Stop doing it then ya evil bastard!!!”
I swear to fuck this is even worse than the leaked nudes scandal! Now, this is hacking, and Apple, Cook-rotten to the core, loves every fucking second of it, this stupid transparent-scam a$$ Apple deal! No one likes U2! Can't it please just fuck off? No one wants to listen to its music! Yeah right? Sold out shows for decades! Millions and millions of records sold! Fuck off, Bono, and quit trying to make people like your music! It is that bad, that the only way to get people to even listen to it you had to force your Innocence = WTF album onto them, for free, you sick fuck! And even then, they still delete it, LOL! They fucking hate your shit, wailing crap designed to make people proud of themselves for being capable of feelings, LMFAO! That is just so sad, ROFL! Fuck off Bono! Fuck U, and fuck U2! Free music? WTF!
Plus, I feel so bad for all of us who have suffered the displeasure of U2! Only $100 instant cash via Western Union or Moneygram will calm me down as I am so mockingly fucking upset about this deep U2 dipshit, with the pomp, grandiosity, and embarrassing self-seriousness of a 17-year-old Substacker, or Subtracter! I can fucking stand Bono and U2 shit no more! U2 is the reason WHY Liam Neeson had to go to Europe to save his idiot daughter after she was taken, TAKEN, 1,2,3, THREE FUCKING TIMES! WTF!
Although I really live Where The Streets Have No Name and, for the time being, I can´t live With Or Without You, and I might appear like a Numb joke, I almost started WW3 sending all my nukes of “love” to my fucking “crush” when U2's Bono and the Edge held the most authentically fake concert in a Kyiv subway station-turned-bomb shelter in support of Ukraine, "as a show of solidarity with the Ukrainian people." They performed to a rapt audience that included soldiers in military fatigues, to a staged crowd of about 100 people gathered in the safety of the Khreshchatyk metro station, with Putin´s permission, obviously. WTF Ireland!
Who is the embarrassing dingus egomaniacal and stupid enough to presume messianic importance in the lives of millions of strangers? Who pops up uninvited, costumed like a revolting winged disease vector, to impose his bad takes on regular people who did not ask for them? Batman? Is Bono not Pop Music Batman? Did he not even make the theme song for the worst of the Batman movies? Even dead Superman would whip the living daylights out of him, too, punching that wailing big edge close to the tiny balls! Meh! WTF!
The Rainbow Fly
… Yeah, that creepy dude/cowgal from U2, almost bumped into me, pissing off my Delicious like Darling Bacon. I almost hit him but realized I just don´t hit women or whining little biatches, plus, because of the worldwide post-Covidiot crisis he wouldn´t get any stitches in Nicaragua. Today was Bono´s lucky day, he was literally “born again”! And no, he …
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My standing joke for years with this band: "How do we know U2 doesn't have a sense of humor? They never released the "Fuck U2" album. Companion joke: "How do we know the rock band Yes didn't have a sense of humor? They never released the "No" album. The sound of Bono clapping anecdote is perfect.
Bono, WEF shills. I despise the artist love the art.