ZAYN (Fifty SHaDes Darker)

Am I ZAYN aka GRey? Yes? What the ZAYN! Am I more ridiculous? Yes? What the ZAYN! Do I exaggerate even more? Yes? What the ZAYN! You're not Selena Gomez, yes? What the Go Mazing Selena, oh Z no! Gush

… Fifty SHaDes Darker is fomenting a desirable, violent sentiment & course of action of bliss & torment. Just like bathing our bodies with warm, medicated lotions to heal the tormented souls. Because Zayn is ultimately BDSM pain, a caRefully designed, cuRated, colouRful patchwoRk of pleasuRe & pain …

FYI, the R rating indicates that the reality of us contains adult material that may not be suitable for younger audiences, FFS.

Baby, can you imagine such a steamy shower sex scene in my/your bathroom?

Reyin - After Dark | Mr.Kitty (Female Cover)

I Z you, you Z me, blankitted nothing’s Zoo 4 free!

And you’re oh so Zorry, but I Z or Zorro am not so sorry …

Will you semi-attached or totally detached blanket me your Z?

Yet still, however transformed, we don’t worry …

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Nightcore - After Dark (Rock Version) (Lyrics)

I am Z, Zayn, your GRey BDSM pleasure, your GRey BDSM pain. Bondage & Discipline. Submission & Masochism. What will you have, to DOMINATE, baby, beef or ham? I’ll have ham, because you’re Zoo HamaZZZing, the real ham terror, my/your mayhem, so hottractive Steele!!! HamAnastasia Steele.

Oh, ah, here you are, my ham toastie with all your gooey goodness, fuck, baby! I know, I know. Sometimes you come for me, sometimes you come for the letting-go of the cumming fable itself. Z, my 51 Z shades darker of Eatglish R hungry! Oh, ah, you know it’s comfortable? How awefully hamazing, that you know me!

Chai, I may be your horror beef or juiced monster, but you’re definitely my terror ham, Zorry!

Baby, I’ll tell you HamAnastasia Steele what the word HAMAS really means in the Bible. Forget about its labeling as a modern-day terrorist organization, give me a misleading false propaganda break! Enough of the MSM’s brainwashing! HAMAS is "Islamic Resistance Movement".

This acronym, HMS, was glossed in the 1988 Hamas Covenant by the Arabic word ḥamās (حماس) which itself means "zeal", "strength", or "bravery". One of the problemmas of translating ~amas as "violence" is this concept's modern-day connotation of physical force. However, the word hamas in the Old Testament also appears in the contexts of sin and injustice against God and one's fellow-man, judicial affairs, structural violence and the theodicy problemma. The Gaia vindication of divine goodness and providence in view of the existence of evil. Eatglish is good!

So, what’s it gonna be, beef or ham? Because in my Eatglish, Gaia primarily means "Earth" or "the Earth", derived from the Greek word gaîa. In Greek mythology, I’m Zoo Greek, or geek, Gaia is also the name of the primordial goddess personifying the Earth, considered the masochistic mother of all fucking & fucked up creation. More broadly, the term "Gaia" is used in the Gaia hypothesis, which proposes that the Earth's living and non-living components function as a single, self-regulating system.

This visually stunning flick, like you baby, strong from start to finish, absolutely blew me away. Without spoiling, a conservationist couple encounters the wrath of Mother Earth, in more ways than one, deep in the forest. Ham I fungi exceptionally creepy and filled with dread? No, the Gaia movie, the movie is! Solid acting and a hamazing final shot too! Who, me? No, the Gaia movie, the movie has!

What kind of masochist would take part in such a real life Zoo experiment? Speaking for myself, the Z kind! Deriving sexual gratification from my own pain or humiliation is Restricted Serious Entertainment, my critically-acclaimed trademark from the previous life. I was a scary hatchwerk of heart, I Ma Leak. And Zet waZ Zifficult!

While wealthy Christianfork, the king of fracking, the conqueror of G spots, wrestles with his inner platonic demons, poor HamAnastasia, or vice versa, must virtuously confront the hunger and anger and envy of the devil women who came cumming before her possessed, including our beautifully & pleasantly promiscuous Taylor Swift, and investigative intimacy journou Christiane Amanpour, who makes them point foolishly at the blessed hard of the universe, which is damn heart. Like el amor weren’t pouring hard enough.

Dancing batshitcrazy towards the moonlit delusion of singing bliss, they finally decide to rekindle their dorky relationshit, except this hard time there are no more sex rules, chai brewing secrets or heart punishments.

As they begin to get used to their newfound dauntless & colourless BDSM relationship, hell broken loose at heaven’s door, Christianfork's lust or past with ovulating Selena Gomez begins to haunt HamAnastasia as he struggles with his innermost thoughts of ridicule, making stupid statements, asking stupid questions, expecting stupid answers … simply FSHDD beyond Valentine’s Day, Fifty SHaDes Darker, Zoo gloves off.

Fuck me Z! What would Christianfork give for amnesia? Err, HamAnastasia! That’s the GRey-est question of them all!

Selena? Again? Oh no! Gush!

Australian Kmart pulled ‘Hamas’ Christmas product off shelves after receiving “steal backlash”. The bag made a “terrorist” attempt at a HamAnastasia Steele pun from Fifty SHaDes Darker which went down about as well as you might expect, bathing with me. What the fuss! Why? Because the Australian Jewish Association was not happy with a Christmas Ham Bag sold by Kmart. What the Christianfork! So Kmart folded, bent like a bitch, and agreed to remove the classy-like-you item. What the fuzz!

Howdy again, to many I’m Z, not exactly Zorro this time around but Zayn Malik, aka GRey. To others I’m Z Ma Leak still having a devastating crush on Selena Gomez, who’s Go Mazing, not that funny. Fuck, baby?

Selena Gomez - Can We Kiss Forever? (ft. ZAYN)

ZAYN - iT's YoU

She got, she got, she got
Her own reasons
For talking to me
She don't, she don't, she don't
Give a fuck
About what I need

And I can't tell you why
Because my brain can't equate it
Tell me your lies
Because I just can't face it

It's you, it's you
It's you
It's you, it's you
It's you

I won't, I won't, I won't
Cover my scars
I'll let them bleed
So my silence
So my silence won't
Be mistaken for peace
Am I wrong for wanting us to make it?

Tell me your lies
Because I just can't face it

It's you, it's you
It's you
It's you, it's you
It's you

Could it be that it's a lesson?
That I never had to learn
I looked at it like a blessing
And now it's just a curse
I don't know why
I don't know why
It's you, it's you

It's you, it's you
It's you
It's you, it's you
It's you

ZAYN, Taylor Swift - I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)

Been sittin' eyes wide open
Behind these four walls, hopin' you'd call
It's just a cruel existence
Like it's no point hopin' at all

Baby, baby, I feel crazy
Up all night, all night and every day
Give me somethin', oh, but you say nothin'
What is happening to me?

I don't wanna live forever
'Cause I know I'll be living in vain
And I don't wanna fit wherever
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home

I'm sittin' eyes wide open
And I got one thing stuck in my mind
Wonderin' if I dodged a bullet
Or just lost the love of my life, oh

Baby, baby, I feel crazy
Up all night, all night and every day
I gave you somethin', but you gave me nothin'
What is happening to me?

I don't wanna live forever
'Cause I know I'll be living in vain
And I don't wanna fit (Fit, babe) wherever (Wherever)
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home

I've been looking sad in all the nicest places
Baby, baby, I feel crazy
I see you around in all these empty faces
Up all night, all night and every day
I've been looking sad in all the nicest places
Give me somethin', oh, but you say nothin'
Now I'm in a cab, I tell 'em where your place is
What is happening to me?

I don't wanna live forever
'Cause I know I'll be living in vain
And I don't wanna fit (I don't wanna fit, fit, babe) wherever (Wherever)
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home (Home)
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home (Back, woah)
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home (I don't wanna fit)

I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home (Back home to you, baby)
I just wanna keep calling your name
Until you come back home

I just wanna keep callin' your name
Until you come back home
Until you come back home

Selena Gomez - Dream About You (ft. ZAYN)

Selena Gomez - I'm Sorry We Lied (ft. ZAYN)

ZAYN - PILLOWTALK (Official Video)

Climb on board
We'll go slow and high tempo
Light and dark
Hold me hard and mellow

I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure
Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us
Bodies together
I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always
I'd love to wake up next to you
I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always
I'd love to wake up next to you

So we'll piss off the neighbours
In the place that feels the tears
The place to lose your fears
Yeah, reckless behavior
A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw
Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day
Fucking in and fighting on
It's our paradise and it's our war zone
It's our paradise and it's our war zone

Pillow talk
My enemy, my ally
Prisoners
Then we're free, it's a thin line

I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure
Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us
Bodies together
I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always
I'd love to wake up next to you

So we'll piss off the neighbours
In the place that feels the tears
The place to lose your fears
Yeah, reckless behavior
A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw
Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day
Fucking in and fighting on
It's our paradise and it's our war zone
It's our paradise and it's our war zone

Paradise, paradise, paradise, paradise
War zone, war zone, war zone, war zone
Paradise, paradise, paradise, paradise
War zone, war zone, war zone, war zone

So we'll piss off the neighbours
In the place that feels the tears
The place to lose your fears
Yeah, reckless behavior
A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw
Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day
Fucking in and fighting on
It's our paradise and it's our war zone
It's our paradise and it's our war zone

ZAYN, Zhavia Ward - A Whole New World (End Title) (From "Aladdin")

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess
Now, when did you last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm away up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world (don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see (hold your breath, it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
With new horizons to pursue
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world (every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue (every moment red-letter)
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Anywhere, ooh, ooh (there's time to spare)
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world (a whole new world)
That's where we'll be (that's where we'll be)
A thrilling chase (a wondrous place)
For you and me

Selena Gomez & ZAYN - Baby, I'm Right Here (DJ Rivera Remix)

ZAYN - Love Like This (Official Music Video)

Oh, I love it when you show, when you show
When you show that you got my back
If they ever try to roll, try to roll
Try to roll on your name, I black

How you hit 'em with the clothes and the stare
And the hips and the hair like that
Got me all up in the zone, in the zone
In the zone, in the zone like

I don't wanna waste no time
I don't wanna waste no time, 'cause
You are the-, you are the crown
I just wanna take the time, yeah

Everything is on the line, but I
Would rather be dead
If it's gonna mean a life that's
Lived without you, baby

I guess there's love like this
Usually I never wanna jump like this
But I think I wanna dump my chips, 'cause
I cannot go back

I guess there's faith like this
Give you everything and you can skate like this (whoo)
But I think I gotta take that risk, 'cause
I cannot go back

And I'm lovin' what you say, what you say
What you say when you're on my line
If I never make it back, make it back
Make it back from the chase, I'm fine

Doesn't matter if it's left or it's right
Your direction is on my mind
Got me all up in the zone, in the zone
In the zone, in the zone like

I don't wanna waste no time
I don't wanna waste no time, 'cause
You are the-, you are the crown
I just wanna take the time, yeah

Everything is on the line, but I
Would rather be dead
If it's gonna mean a life that's
Lived without you, baby

I guess there's love like this
Usually, I never wanna jump like this
But I think I wanna dump my chips, 'cause
I cannot go back

I guess there's faith like this
Give you everything and you can skate like this (whoo)
But I think I gotta take that risk, 'cause
I cannot go back

One kiss, I am wrapped, two, four, six, my jack
All I know is that, I cannot go back
One kiss, I am wrapped, two, and I'm attached
All I know is that, I cannot go back

I don't wanna waste no time
You are the cr-, you are the crown
Everything is on the line, but I would rather be dead
If it's gonna mean a life that is lived without you, baby

I guess that's love like this
Usually, I never wanna jump like this
But I think I wanna dump my chips 'cause
I cannot go back

I guess that's faith like this
Give you everything and you can skate like this
But I think I gotta take that risk 'cause
I cannot go back

I cannot go back
I cannot go back
But I think I gotta take that risk, 'cause

Selena Gomez - See You Again (ft. ZAYN)

ZAYN - Let Me (Official Video)

Sweet baby, our sex has meaning
Know this time you'll stay 'til the morning
Duvet days and vanilla ice cream
More than just one night together exclusively

Baby, let me be your man
So I can love you (I can love you)
And if you let me be your man
Then I'll take care of you, you

For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours
For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours
For the rest of ours

We're drinking the finest label
Dirty dancing on top of the table
Long walks on the beach in April
Yeah, I promise, darling, that I'll be faithful

Baby, let me be your man (let me be your man)
So I can love you (I can love you)
And if you let me be your man (let me be your man)
Then I'll take care of you (I can love you)

For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours
For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours
For the rest of ours

Give me your body and let me love you like I do
Come a little closer and let me do those things to you
This feeling will last forever, baby, that's the truth
Let me be your man so I can love you

Baby, let me be your man (let me be your man)
So I can love you (I can love you)
And if you let me be your man (let me be your man)
Then I'll take care of you (I can love you)

For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours
(For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours)
For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours
(For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours)
For the rest of ours (for the rest of ours)

Selena Gomez - My Heart Hurts (ft. ZAYN)

ZAYN - fOoL fOr YoU (Lyric Video)

This love is tainted
I need you and I hate it
You're caught between a dream and a movie scene
In a way, you know what I mean
When the dark turns to mist, I just can't resist it

'Cause I'm a fool for you
And the things you do
I'm a fool for you
And the things, the things you do
The things you do
The things you do

When you're looking like this
I just can't resist it
I know sometimes I hide it
But I can't this time, 'cause it's gonna defeat me
But you won't believe me
Believe me

'Cause I'm a fool for you
And the things you do
I'm a fool for you, and the things
The things you do

I know, I know
Given the chance I'd do it again
'Cause I can't help myself
'Cause I can't stop myself
I just love being a fool for you

'Cause I'm a fool for you
And the things you do
I'm a fool for you, and the things
The things you do

This love is tainted

「Nightcore」→ I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Switching Vocals)

After Dark x Sweater Weather

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If Gomazing Selena Gomez, with her sado-masochistic tendencies, forces me Z to write a review on Fifty SHaDes Darker, it’s a great movie, or trilogy, only a Z masochist could love. So we Zoo don’t, no, we Zoo don’t, just do not! Wink wink …

“With your perry mission, baby, the review, ahem, Dquota is Zoo Hottractive! Err, Dakota is not bad to zzz … thinks Z …” You’re not gonna kill me your Christianfork GRey, Hamas, HamAnastasia Steele, for my Selena Gomez-forced review of FSHDD beyond Valentine’s Day, Fifty SHaDes Darker, are you?

Lovers are supposed to spoonfeed each other, not just in mooooovies, baby!

Zorry, yes, I have transformed into an erotic hatchwerk of BDSM art. Forgive me. Yes, please feel sorry for me, though I should feel sorry for you. Actually, I do, how Gaia has mistreated you.

Reyin - After Dark | Mr.Kitty (Female Shoegaze Cover)

Chai, you, also known as masala chai, is a spiced tea beaverage popular in South Asia and increasingly enjoyed worldwide, especially in Nicaragua, you know your volcanic bushman. To brew it, you typically combine black tea with a mixture of spices like cardamom, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, and black peppercorns, and then simmer it with milk and sweetener, me.

… no more sex rules, chai brewing secrets or heart punishments … you just get “comfoRtable” …

Who’s talking or singing, Zorry, HamAnastasia? Your Z, Zayn, Zoo, Christianfork, Mr. GRey, you name me or my church, baby. Sorry for dispatching Zayn to you Steele, your GRey BDSM pleasure, your GRey BDSM pain I do.

I Z you, you Z me, blankitted nothing’s Zoo 4 free!

And you’re oh so Zorry, but I Z or Zorro am not so sorry …

Will you semi-attached or totally detached blanket me your Z?

Yet still, however transformed, we don’t worry …