The Effing Ranger/Franger/Not Stranger

Wanna go for a night love ride, Barbie Cali girl? I'm making you a night call, IRL, FYI, just calling you ... My Assenger seat is not taken ... I'm a bit of a pro & path ethic mess-injured ...

Hold your breath, please, Barbie Cali girl, freeze!

A ranger is typically either a caretaker that aids in the management of natural resources like public parks/forests, our feelings, or someone that works in a law enforcement or military/paramilitary role specializing in patrolling a given territory, like our love, for example, called "ranging" or "scouting". I am an effing ranger.

A franger is just a friendly ranger, who once in a while Fs, you know what. Do you mind, Barbie Cali girl? Because I am an effing franger. But if you wish, I can be our asexual vanilla coffee mug, my you gosh!

A stranger is someone you don't know or who doesn't belong in a specific place. I am not an effing stranger. Right? Wrong? P Ass? F Ail?

Baby, I am the effing ranger, who successfully imitates a piggy being Thirsty Flower, who’d love to graze on his meadow to complete me, milk a cow, just have his Curious Butterfly happy in love, so that we live in beautiful symbiosis.

Exhale, please, now you can relax, at ease, Barbie Cali girl!

"NIGHTCALL" - Essenger feat. NINA

I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

There something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

There something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

There something inside you boy
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

Kavinsky - Nightcall (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack) (Official Audio)

Baby, this time you won’t have to drive! Just slip comfortably in the assenger, err, passenger seat, I’ll drive, no matter my driver’s license is expired, or because I sold my classic Ford Mercury Capri love tank to another millionaire car collector in Granada for being berry berry capricious like you my Barbie Cali girl, oops! So you are now my beloved Essenger, Assenger, Passenger taken on a melancholic night love ride with a pro & path ethic messenger doing an errand, bringing you a message: I❤U

The WHAT, concretee(N) cowboy??? Errrrrrrrrrrr, I meant PASSENGER? Bu bu butt why am I then kissing your wonderfully beautiful ass, my honking Essenger? The TWAT, concretee(N) cowboy? Errrrrrrrrrrr, I meant your really sweetest Pinktuary! Lickinger, kissinger, phuckinger, ginger baby? Passenger, not Assenger or Essenger, got it, ConcretiN cowboy got it, my Barbie Cali girl yummy! Frenching you baby!

I will update this mess-injured night love ride …