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Frenching, proven, foolproof, indeed, is the best love recipe for the flu Professor Dixie can ever prescribe! Did you notice how French and Czech are exactly the same tongue, beware, languages don´t apply here, only saliva does? I´m so lucky that nobody speaks French, that I can get away with Czech, with Three Sisters, to be exact. I swear these girls are not underage, I´m not a paedophile, I´m a pedagog! A teacher, especially a strict or pedantic one, an educator. Pedagogy is the method and practice of teaching, especially as an academic subject or theoretical concept. The relationship between applied linguistics and language pedagogy is not too popular with pedos. Pedos mean farts, in Spanish. What The Pferfume! Bu bu butt, spanked, why would I mix Spanish, English, and Czech, when your naughty tongue, eaten, is purely French and behaves way much better and naughtier than the reel Frencheese. It´s Fryday and so we are French fries. Help yourself! Or here U R … wowee … OUI, JE T'AIME!
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Yes in French – oui – is Pronounced MORE than less like 'we' in English, and we use it A LOT. We, err, oui, it's neither formal or informal, it can be used in Pretty MMMuch any occasion to answer in the affirmative LOVE. So, if in Doubt, you can always Go, Not Come, God forbid!, with “oui” to say YES in French, Czeching my ALWAYS RRREADY DickCioMarry!
French has always been known as the language of love. Perhaps it has something to do with Paris or the way the language sounds, or perhaps it’s because the French were historically the first to really embrace the concept of falling in love before marriage. It is not surprising, then, to discover that there are many different types of ways to say “I love you” and express your love in French.
Here is one example: Have you ever played the game with a flower, where you pick off the petals one by one and say, “He loves me. He loves me not”? Well, in French there are five different stages of love in this game in French, from “Not at all” to “He’s crazy about you.”
“I Love You” in Fucunch
Ah, love! Some say it was the French that invented love. The famous French courts were the first to start talking about passionate love and marriage for love.
We all know that love comes in phases. Let’s look at a bunch of different phrases for “I love you” in French.
Je t’aime bien – I like you. Yes, it translates directly to “I love you well.”
Je t’aime – I love you. This can be used with your lover, as well as with friends and family.
Je suis amoureux/amoureuse de toi – I am in love with you. This should only be used with your lover.
Je t’aime beaucoup – You mean a lot to me. It doesn’t have to do with love: You would be sad if you heard this from your lover.
Je t’aime pour toujours – I love you forever.
Je t’aime chaque jour davantage – I love you more each day.
Je t’aime plus que le jour – I love you more than the day.
Je t’aime de toute mon âme – I love you with all of my soul.
Je t’adore – I adore you. In French, it means something more like “I like you very very much” and is used as something in between “Je t’aime” and “Je t’aime bien.”
Je t’aime passionnément – I love you passionately.
Je t’aime à la folie – I love you like crazy.
Je t’aime d’amour – I love you with true love.
J’ai le béguin – I have a crush.
Elle s’est amourachée de quelqu’un – She is stupidly in love with someone. Yes, in French there is a verb that means “to be stupidly in love,” though the French dictionary translates it as “to have a sudden, often temporary love.”
Terms of Endearment
Now that you know how to tell someone you love them, what do you call them? After you’ve been with your lover or partner a while, their name quickly gets old and is so plain. Why not pick up one of these terms of endearment for your special person?
Mon amour – my love Mon bébé – my baby Mon ange – my angel Ma chérie – my dear (feminine form) Mon chéri – my dear (masculine form) Ma puce – my flea (Fleas can be cute, right?) Ma caille – my quail Ma biche – my deer (as in the animal, a doe)
I Miss You
When you are in love, it will happen that you miss the person you have fallen in love with! Let’s look at how you would say “I miss you” in French.
Tu me manques – translates to “I miss you,” but it literally means “You me miss” or “You are missed by me.” (Est-ce que) je te manque – (Do) you miss me?
And, of course, you can add modifiers at the end to express how much you really miss someone.
Tu me manques…
Tu me manques aussi – I miss you too. Toi aussi – Me too.
You can also reply:
beaucoup – a lot tellement – so much déjà – already grave – seriously (or think of it as gravely). This is very colloquial and used only among young people and teenagers.
Other expressions for missing someone:
Je suis impatient(e) de te voir – I can’t wait (am impatient) to see you. J’ai hâte que tu reviennes - I can’t wait (have haste) until you come back. J’ai hâte de te revoir – I can’t wait (have haste) to see you again.
Hugs & Kisses
You may want to translate “hugs and kisses” directly, but if you do that it will get you into trouble. In France, it is all about kisses (Did you know that you greet people with two kisses, one on each cheek?). Hugs aren’t so important.
You may get the urge to use the direct translation of “câlins et bisous,” but this is not used as a phrase in France. Instead, they focus more on kisses.
Bisous – Kiss. This is used for closing letters or emails, or for saying goodbye in French. Gros bisous – Large kiss. Bises – Kisses!
If you want to mention hugs, it will sound better using the verb “embrasser.”
Je t’embrasse – I hug (embrace) you.
French Love Phrases
Lastly, we are going to finish up by looking at some other French love phrases and expressions that you can use with your lover.
J’ai eu un coup de foudre – I experienced love at first sight (I had a bolt of lightning).
Est-ce que tu veux sortir avec moi – Would you like to go out with me?
J’aimerais t’inviter à dîner – I would love to invite you to dinner.
J’aimerais passer plus de temps avec toi – I would love to spend more time with you.
Tu es l’homme/la femme de mes rêves – You are the man/woman of my dreams.
Je suis folle/fou de toi – I am crazy about you.
Tu me rends dingue – You make me stupid.
Je t’ai dans la peau – I’ve got you under my skin (I have you in the skin). This isn’t love, but lust. It means you can’t stop thinking about someone in a lustful way.
Tu me rends tellement heureux/heureuse – You make me so happy.
Sans toi, je ne suis rien – Without you, I am nothing.
Je ne suis pas bien sans toi – I am not good without you.
Now you have all the knowledge you need in order to fall madly in love and impress a French speaker.
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Outside the pub in the summer with a quill alone as a stake Před hospodou v létě s brkem sám jako kůl
And the church clock just struck half past one A na kostelních hodinách právě tlouklo půl
I haven't kissed a woman in three months since the breakup Tři měsíce od rozchodu nelíbal jsem ženu
So I gently blow the foam o-o-o-o Tak jemně sfouknu pěnu o-o-o-o
The bus brakes squeal slightly at the stop Autobusu brzdy mírně na zastávce kvílí
I had no idea that he was driving fairies with half a sixth graders now Já netušil jsem, že teď vozí půl šesťákem víly
She just got out of the three hundred and eighty two Vystoupila právě z třistaosmdesát dvojky
Great threes o-o-o-o Parádní trojky o-o-o-o
You come and I don't wave at you Přicházíš a já ti nemávám
I don't say anything and just laugh Nic neříkám a jen se posmávám
My tongue will knit a noose Jazyk můj si uplet oprátku
From hemp Z konopí
She walked around the statue, which has local resistance Kráčela kolem sochy, co má místní odboj
I squinted into the distance, me seasoned cowboy Přimhouřil jsem oči v dál, já ostřílenej kovboj
She came up to me and directly asked for directions Došla ke mně a na cestu zeptala se přímo
And I was out o-o-o-o A já byl mimo o-o-o-o
A simple question, just at the wrong time Otázka jednoduchá, jen ve špatnou chvíli
And I couldn't tell her how to get there A já jsem jí nedokázal říct jak dojít k cíli
I just smiled and nodded a little Jenom jsem se usmíval a pomaličku kýval
And he looked at the threes o-o-o-o A na trojky se díval o-o-o-o
You leave and I don't wave at you Odcházíš a já ti nemávám
I don't say anything and just laugh Nic neříkám a jen se posmávám
My tongue will knit a noose Jazyk můj si uplet oprátku
From hemp Z konopí
Life's chance is fading away Životní šance se rozplývá
I should have just stayed with the beer Já měl jsem zůstat jenom u píva
So I'll try it shortly Vyzkouším tedy po krátku
Drink again Znovu pít
She left and I hoped I was dreaming Odešla a já doufal, že se mi to zdálo
I had a fairy within reach and that was all it took Měl jsem vílu na dosah a stačilo tak málo
But maybe she was the one that makes guys fall apart Ale možná byla tatáž, z níž se kluci hroutí
The quill is already twisting o-o-o-o Brko už se kroutí o-o-o-o
You leave and I don't wave at you Odcházíš a já ti nemávám
I don't say anything and just laugh Nic neříkám a jen se posmávám
My tongue will knit a noose Jazyk můj si uplet oprátku
From hemp Z konopí
Life's chance is fading away Životní šance se rozplývá
I should have just stayed with the beer Já měl jsem zůstat jenom u píva
So I'll try it shortly Vyzkouším tedy po krátku
Drink again Znovu pít
Well, that´s all you need, boozed, to know to love in Fucunch, eRRR, I mean drunk French! Well, that´s a hundred drinking dollars, or anything your French binge heart voluntarily commands. Thank you for being my gr8est stewdent, ever-so-willing to learn and share your delivicious smartwowee a$$ and boobalicious P Oh E Try!!! Berry nicy to meat U!!! The pleasure is also mine, Phuck Babee!!! Hey Three Sisters, Cretin Band, shut the party down, one last round, no more beer, just rum!!!
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