The AdvenTÚrist, Finally Yours (TUYO)

All my axes rightfully or not accuse me of being an adventurer. But, baby, it was the only way for me to get to you, really! I plead guilty and I am sentenced to you for life. I've been serving you ..

… ever since our very thirst con-BURN-sation. You do remember me your Zero, how I wanted to become your number One, your heaven, not hell, but then I screwed up and hit your favorite Zero again. But at least you laughed, you told me, baby!

Because all I wanted was to turn your constant frowns into permanent smiles, your ceaseless crying into laughter, your useless hate into love, love for me. There can be happy tears! Unhappy clouds no more! Yeah, I was that silly, that naive. Because I was so smart. Or it did sound smart, at least. Or so I thought, old silly me, ah baby.

Okay, it was pretty dumb, Tarzans without their Janes and coochie coochie in the jungle tend to get dumb with time, needless to speak about their sorry asses. So dumbingly unfair, my ignorance shone bright, failed, because there was no bliss. And that was exactly where and when and how and why your beautiful and smart and savory ass came in. Err, I mean your clever and deli savior Ace, baby.

Sorry, ugly pirates are quite hungrily illiterate, their grammar sucks big time, their word choice rings poor, their sex mind is berry berry narrow but unlimited. I’m just a fucking check, without funds, jess without Czechmate. Err, I mean a celibate Czech monkey here, without phun, chess with the jizz make, pardon my sophishstickated idiocy and bulgar language now.

Baby, my romantic literature professor, my Secret Garden guide, you have to teach me English from scratch! I’m fired, you’re hired, congratulations on your new full-time dream job! Me! Me? Meh! You will determine your love salary. Moo! You’ve just given me birth, ahoo, I’m embarrassingly your only baby! Though I’m the first one to call you baby, mami. Okay, baby, you can already call me papi, or sugar daddy, as I’m much older.

Plus, I’m a real melonaire, I have a bunch of melons in my mysteriously invisible refrigerator, you want some? Invisible? Ya, it must have been the sexy cleaning lady with my/your towels who so cunningly stole it from us, baby. She left you a weird love note, “HATE U!!! Clean? CLEAN!!! You girls have any beef together? OMG, that’s so phunny! Well, at least you don’t “make tortillas” together, thank heterosexual me! So, I’m your suggar daddy, minus the visible phridgee.

Baybow, have you noticed that we are the sole survivors on this damned planet called Darth, err, Earth? Let’s enjoy our seclusion together meditating through making love to achieve the highest state as bed adventure junkies, pure slow mo skyfall adrenaline! Even the most fascinating roller-coasters don’t stand a chance!

In my very very personal Spanglish, broken English, when you threw my baby milk bottle at me, it’s called “AdvenTÚrism”, “udvunchoor tour-ease-sm” in my topless British English. But ya, we are fooked up, err, I mean cooked up. I think we’re gonna go Bimbo. See? I am already, I just called you baybow. Oh no! Ohio yes, Ohio dough!

So, now I’m your AdvenTÚrist, Adventure Tourist, translated from Hungarian. I told you I was Hangarian hanging on you, err, Hungarian hungry for you, I’ve been telling you for over an outrageous year, mami, but you never believe me! Now baby’s talking, throwing a tantrum to be fed, way much worse than Trumpbra making out with his malnutritioned North Korean bro Kimmi Gimme Johnny Ooh! Ah baby, aya ya, your poor starving baby, famished to extremes!

DISSCLIMBER: Posting pics of my lust axe is in no way a tribute to her, we had a deal and I honored it until the divorce, so this is no revenge porn! And I don’t wanna masterpiss you off any further with my so called “masterpieces”, baby! Actually, it’s to please you, to make you happy, that I’m available, not taken, Shelly! Happy happy happy, Bunny? I knew you’d be this thrilled and speechless, I knew it, Yummy!

This time I will do everything differently. I swear we will NOT have sex in ordinary public spaces! Who wants to get professionally shamed? I promise, when we go to hot-spring magic spas, we will wallow cold in our triple-layered SEX MECHANIC ON HONEYSWOON ERR HONEYMOON overalls! Who wants to be naked and get dirty doing innocent things anyway?

I will beg Buddha himself, after hours of trying olympically to make you achieve your Nirvana without Kurt Cobain! Who wants Courtney Love’s Hole, baby, you know I don’t?

And most importantly, I will do everything only your way, baby! You are my non-existent axe! The statistics show off that hen-pecked hubbies are soooooo muuuuch happier living a fulfilling WiFi than iron-fist ones, even a spoonfed, autisticky toddler like me must learn some day! Who damn wants to be on the cover pages of Vogue, Time, and Playboy all the goddamn time, we won’t?

And we will have a totally private, beautiful life, off the bloody inferno Subtract spotlight singing and dancing to the magnificent shitload of our love songs, be bossy and nasty, please!!! Please??? For once, I wanna be a slave, your master slave, Shelly!!! Bunny??? Baby??? Minime??? Meme???

Angels & Airwaves - The Adventure

I want to have the same last dream again
The one where I wake up and I'm alive
Just as the four walls closed me within
My eyes are opened up with pure sunlight

I'm the first to know, my dearest friends
Even if your hope has burned with time
Anything that's dead shall be regrown
And your vicious pain, your warning sign
You will be fine

Hey yo, here I am, and here we go, life's waiting to begin

Any type of love it will be shown
Like every single tree reach for the sky
If you're gonna fall, ill let you know
That I will pick you up like you for I
I felt this thing I can't replace

That everyone was working for this goal
Where all the children left without a trace
Only to come back as pure as gold
To recite this song

Hey yo, here I am, and here we go, life's waiting to begin
I cannot live I can't breathe unless you do this with me
I cannot live I can't breathe unless you do this with me
I cannot live I can't breathe unless you do this with me
I cannot live I can't breathe unless you do this with me
I cannot live I can't breathe unless you do this with me
I cannot live I can't breathe unless you do this with me
Hey yo, here I am, and here we go, life's waiting to begin
Hey yo, here I am, and here we go, life's waiting to begin
Life's waiting to begin

Angels & Airwaves - Breathe (Audio Video)

A blue, black shade of love
Sent from above
My hands are tied to worlds alone
And this I know
Your breath's like wine
And just like clouds, my skin crawls
It's so divine
The sky it glows with fields of light

Did you know that I love you?
Come and lay with me
I love you
And honestly,
I will love you
You make me feel alive
And I'll love you
Until the end of time

My hands shake clasped with fear
As you come near
To say goodnight, just like a dove
A peaceful sign
To help us by as you come in
Let this begin
Stars fall like dust,
Our lips will touch
We speak too much

Did you know that I love you?
Come and lay with me
I love you
And honestly
I will love you
You make me feel alive
And I'll love you
Until the end of time

Did you know that I love you?
Come and lay with me
I love you
And honestly
I will love you
You make me feel alive
And I'll love you
Until the end of time

I've got a lot to say, if you will let me
It's always hard, when you're around me
But here right now, there's interest in your eyes
So hear me out, and hear this the first time

That I love you (come and lay with me)
That I love you (and honestly)
And I love you (you make me feel alive)
That I love you
Till the end of time

Angels & Airwaves - Clever Love (Official Video) From The Movie "Love"

Oh I know you well
All your life I’ve watched you breathe
I’ve watched you lie across the seam through space and time
Through every year of every kind
I’d wait like snow, on the eve of spring
I can outlast cold, can you outlast me?
Every word you say, is a perfect thing
It’s the perfect time, for the perfect love

And you oh, you’re all I desire
And you oh, this clever love won’t tire

Oh I’ve felt your spell
And all alike, it’s been like hell
Every single time the cycle goes
In and out of fear of getting left behind
I see your glow, your eyes are kind, they kill as well
I bare in mind, every word I say is a silent thing
And a solid wish, will you lay with me?

And you oh, you're all I desire
And you oh, this clever love wont tire
And you oh, you're all I desire
And you oh, our clever love caught fire

You're all that I want, you are that I need
You're my everything

Angels & Airwaves - A Little's Enough (Audio Video)

When all is said and done
Will we still feel pain inside?
Will the scars go away with night?
Try to smile for the morning light
It's like the best dream to have
Where everything is not so bad
Every tear is so alone
Like God himself is coming home to say

I, I can do anything
If you want me here
Yeah, I can fix anything
If you let me near
Where are those secrets now
That you're too scared to tell?
I'd whisper them all aloud
So you can hear yourself

Green trees were the first sign
The deepest blue, the clearest sky
The silence came with the brightest eyes
And turned water into wine
The children ran to see
The parents stood in disbelief
And those who knew braced for the ride
The Earth itself then came alive to say

I, I can do anything
If you want me here
And I can fix anything
If you let me near
Where are those secrets now
That you're too scared to tell?
I'd whisper them all aloud
So you can hear yourself

I'm sorry I have to say it but you look like you're sad
Your smile is gone, I've noticed it bad
The cure is if you let in just a little more love
I promise you this, a little's enough
I'm sorry I have to say it but you look like you're sad
Your smile is gone, I've noticed it bad
The cure is if you let in just a little more love
I promise you this, a little's enough

I'm sorry I have to say it but you look like you're sad
Your smile is gone, I've noticed it bad
The cure is if you let in just a little more love
I promise you this, a little's enough
I'm sorry I have to say it but you look like you're sad
Your smile is gone, I've noticed it bad
The cure is if you let in just a little more love
I promise you this, a little's enough
I'm sorry I have to say it but you look like you're sad (just a little)
Your smile is gone, I've noticed it bad (just a little)
The cure is if you let in just a little more love (just a little love)
I promise you this, a little's enough
I'm sorry I have to say it but you look like you're sad (just a little)
Your smile is gone, I've noticed it bad (just a little)
The cure is if you let in just a little more love (just a little love)
I promise you this, a little's enough

Angels & Airwaves - Heaven (Audio Video)

I will run the streets and hostile lands
I will touch the rain with all I have
I will breathe the air, and scream it loud
My feet will never touch the ground
Because the days they feel, like ancient blocks
Like when kids grow up, and learn to walk
Because your life is full of pure desire
A place so gloriously wired

The lights and sounds
Oh God, this is such a mess
And it's like our world, and we're the last ones left
And the hair, it stands on the back of our necks
And I swear, it shows
Heaven must be just like this.

Do you see the hills beneath the clouds?
And the stars as trails, to lead you out?
Can you sense the pain that’s everywhere
And if you try, you'll never care
And the love you had when you were young
Is right outside for all to come
Because your life is full of pure desire
A place so gloriously wired

The lights and sounds
Oh God, this is such a mess
And it's like our world, and we're the last ones left
And the hair, it stands on the back of our necks
And I swear, it shows - Heaven must be just like this

If you see a light break through the clouds
And fire run like distant towers
And the world will begin, exactly how it ends
When you call for love when you are lost
Whatever more, whatever cost
And the world will begin, exactly how it ends

Please stay, don't go
I've got you now, are you curious?
Please stay, don't go
I've got you now, are you curious?
Please stay, don't go
I've got you now, are you curious?
Please stay, don't go
I've got you now, are you curious?

Please stay, don't go!
I've got you now, are you curious?
Please stay, don't go!
I've got you now, are you curious?
Please stay, don't go
I've got you now, now yeah, yea oh, yeah oh, yeah oh
Here I am.

We Are All That We Are

The ice is really cold, the street lights really old
Her child's all alone, as she melts into her own
And slowly fades away, into a river full of shame
But at least numb to the pain, can you see it?

Can you feel the shallow wave, from a needle to the grave
From our hell to far away, you're my only
You're so sad my valentine, on your journey to the light
But first straight to the fire


And we are
All that we are
Holding on 'til we fall apart
And we are
All that we are
Holding on 'til we fall apart
And we are
All that we are
Holding on 'til we fall apart
And we are
All that we are

Holding on 'til we fall apart

And we are

All that we are

All that we are

All that we are

Angels and Airwaves - Surrender

There is a crowd in here, that fooled themselves
They brought their friends, and they made their hell
They fake their grin, in a lonely cell
To the bitter end
But what do I know?
There are a few in here, that hurt themselves;
They kick, and bend in a dried-up well
They call for help, and you know them well
Are you aware?

But what do I know?

I, I will not surrender
No I, I will not surrender
No I, I will not surrender
No I, I will not surrender

When God falls fast asleep
The kids still dance in city streets
From the white house lawn to the middle east
And all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now
When God falls fast asleep
The kids still move to a steady beat
Even if it's bombs landing at their feet

Or all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now

There is a place to hide
It's in our minds
It's in the dark
It's well known that we have a fragile heart
It's deep inside
It has a sound that you can follow
You feel like you hit a wall
But you survive
And it was hard for you to swallow
I've been to that place before
In spite of luck

When you awake, a new tomorrow

I, I will not surrender
No I, I will not surrender
No I, I will not surrender
No I, I will not surrender

When God falls fast asleep
The kids still dance in city streets
From the White House lawn to the middle east
And all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now
When God falls fast asleep
The kids still move to a steady beat
Even if its bombs landing at their feet
Or all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now
When God falls fast asleep
The kids still dance in city streets
From the White House lawn to the middle east
And all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now
When God falls fast asleep
The kids still move to a steady beat
Even if its bombs landing at their feet
Or all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now
When God falls fast asleep
The kids still dance in city streets
From the White House lawn to the middle east
And all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now
When God falls fast asleep
The kids still move to a steady beat
Even if its bombs landing at their feet
Or all around I'm just saying that this time I feel it now

I feel it now
This time I feel it now
I feel it now
This time I feel it now
Oh oh oh oh oh
Yea ah oh oh oh oh oh
Yea ah oh oh oh oh oh
Yea ah oh oh oh oh oh (This time I feel it now)

You are My Biggest adven TÚ re of Love …

I am Finally Yours …

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