Mead 101 (Karma & Arma Geddon Part II)

Mead is the first known alcoholic beverage consumed by mankind predating wine. Or my thirsty non-alcoholic beaverage to be consumed exclusively by me, armA. Nice to mead you unmet, karmA!

Today, mead is often referred to as 'honey wine' because the process of making mead and wine are so similar. The key difference is the use of honey rather than grapes as a source of sugar. Bee bee bee, bu bu butt we still bee bee beehive, rite? At least tonight? No? No. I believe I’m good. You mustn’t be bad, please? Yes? Yes.

Baby, let me refresh your memory or meat, from our past lives, our en-carne-Ations or incarnAsians! How due or dew we myke mead? Well, hell, mead cums from honey, Honey! Yeah baby, cummon seance, searching for a genuine connection! What a lusty mood! Oloveya nun? Oloveya monk(ey)!!!

Seancing, or sea-arse-sing, is a meaty meeting, preferably from behind, oh, ah baby, how smoothly you move your wonderful assets to my moved sightseeing moaning & echoing, oh beehave, be heaven, at which people attempt to make soul contact with the beautifully dead, especially through the secret agency of a sensual medium, such as levitating meditation or hypnosis. You’ve never tried that good bed sheet? Me neither! Cum on, as I do, have some mercy, give me a Pick Up Art break, not the most pleasurable heartbreak, baby! Merci, merci, merci, my beloved Paris, where I fell towers, Frenchie!

If you are new to the World of Mead, or are a nun sexond to none, the most crucial thing to know is that mead comes from fermenting honey, especially at Monks Fuckery, err, Strawberry, zorry, Meadery, where me, myself and I hard are working heart around the clock, 25/8, actually.

FYI, baby, honey on its own is very stable. In fact, it has an indefinite shelf life and honey that has been found in Egyptian tombs, which is a prize worthy of the afterlife, is still perfectly edible 1000’s of years after it was originally placed in storage. To make mead, we have to alter the honey in such a way that it is no longer stable. To do this, we blend honey with water to make an environment where yeasts are able to thrive and start eating the sugars in it. 

By contrast, the sugars from grapes are fermented to give us wine and the sugars in apples are turned into alcohol to give us cider. Beer is slightly different and is made from a variety of  grains. The grains go through a process where they are “malted” which turns their starches into sugars. And these sugars are extracted during brewing to be fermented with hops that are used as a bittering and flavoring “spice” for the screwer, err, truer, zorry, brewer, the monk, the monkey, the motherfucker, no, ohio no, not yet, baby! Just kidding, I can last long …

IRL, there’s more than just blending honey and water. The mead maker has a lot of decisions to make. A good starting point would be to determine what sort of honey to start with. Different honeys give different flavors to the mead that is being made.  Depending on how alcoholic or sweet you want the final product will determine how much water is blended with the honey.

Picking the yeast strain could be just as important as any of these other decisions. There are many yeast varieties that can be employed that also have unique attributes that contribute to the final product. In conjunction with karmA we’ve played around with some fun wild yeasts that were found on the pro-purr-tea, err, prop-err-d, zorry, property where the karmA & armA’s fuckery, skrewery, brewery is today.

After these RIP decisions are made, all sorts of additional flavors can be added to give the mead some further direction, like Perv or Phuth, if you know what I mean. Flightwars, favors, flavors can come from fruits, spices, hops, and, well, hell, just about anything edible, lickable, fuckable, pinky, baby. A standard, real mead tastes like a medium sweet pee wine, with a similar texture to sherry but with a distinct tone of honey.

At Monks Meadery, where me, myself and I find inspiration from flavor combinations found in other beverages like teas, craft cocktails, and sometimes interesting smoothies. We use ingredients that we can find at our local farmers market or in our panties, err, pun-try, zorry, in our pantry. We’ve played around with some savory ingredients and have made some unique meads with celery, cucumber, baby, and even wormwood, this adds a good bit of bitterness to the mead. 

Taking a theater play from our beer brewer pfwends, we’ve played around with lactobacillus, bacteria found in yogurt, which has given our mead a Sour Tartness and another Layer of Depth to yOur mead’s final flightwar, favor, flavor, mostly peacefully. Qué Rica Que Estás, Mi Bebé, En Serio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phuck, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’ve been captivated by the infinite combinations that can be created and with this exceptionally versatile historic beverage, heaven’t we? Is your memory or meat refreshed?

Well? Swell? Hell? So, how due or dew we milk, err, make love, zorry, myke mead? Be on the meet & greet lookout for some of our newest rallyraces, err, railaces, zorry, releases! Lustful glances, lustful heartbeats! Lustful advances!

If you’re curious about how to make your own mead, I will help you navigate the expansive world of mead. Pouring honey out of a drum so that it can be diluted with water can be phun. Ah baby, feel free, or chained for that orgasmic matter, to email me, armA, with qua qua questions about our swap meat/meet process or what you are working/twerking on! Oki doki, stunning karmA? KArmy Baby? Aaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone by chance, design, or mistake wishes to get the Full Experience Mead Sampler supporting our so called “L Oven Fun D Frudge” (Love Fund), help yourself donating to karmA & armA Geddon, the happy rainy bedfellows ablaze, for FFS, I mean Karmageddon & Armageddon, the brightest future of precious teardrop Heaven in frozen Hell on scorched Earth!

Robledo- Qué Rica Estás (videoclip oficial) (How DeeLeecious You Are!)

no sé qué tiene, pero lo tiene
ella sabe que no me conviene,
así que vamos a hacer un par de nenes
En la suite del hotel escondidos donde nadie nos vea
ya no me busques más peleas
Si sabes que no complico y aunque tú no lo creas
Cada vez que te pienso, pienso ma' que rica estás
Siempre que repito tu cuerpo, a mí me gustas más
Cada vez que te pienso, pienso ma' que rica estás
Siempre que repito tu cuerpo, a mí me gustas más
yo sé que esos ojos cuando mira no fingen,
y los míos si la veo, la desvisten
cada vez que llama ese bobo, lo restringe
porque no es lo mismo imaginarme que sentirme
Ay, diooooo
Está con el 1 del toooop..
La respuesta a todo soy yo
Pero cuando estamos en la cama, grita hasta que pierde la vooooz
Acapella ella lo siente mejoooor
lo siento, no quiero un mini yo
No te me preocupes por nada, porque
Cada vez que te pienso, pienso ma' que rica estás
Siempre que repito tu cuerpo, a mí me gustas más
Cada vez que te pienso, pienso ma' que rica estás
Siempre que repito tu cuerpo, a mí me gustas más
HAY TANTAS VECES QUE NI LAS CUENTO,
VAMOS PA MI CUARTO, PA VERTE POR DENTRO
YO SÉ QUE TÚ TIENES MUY CLARO, QUE VA A SER PRIVADO,
ESTE CONCIERTO
Y SIENTO, QUE LA ÚLTIMA VEZ, NO ES LA ÚLTIMA VEZ,
QUE TE VOY A COMER, DE CABEZA A LOS PIES
Y AUNQUE OIGAN LOS VECINOS, YO VOY A HACERTE QUE
grites hasta que pierdas la vooooz
Acapella ella lo siente mejoooor
lo siento, no quiero un mini yo
No te me preocupes por nada, porque
Cada vez que te pienso, pienso ma' que rica estás
Siempre que repito tu cuerpo, a mí me gustas más
Cada vez que te pienso, pienso ma' que rica estás
Siempre que repito tu cuerpo, a mí me gustas más

I don't know what it has, but it has it
She knows that it doesn't suit me,
so let's make a couple of babies
In the hotel suite hidden where no one sees us
Don't look for more fights with me
If you know that I don't complicate and even if you don't believe it
Every time I think of you, I think more how rich/deeleecious you are
Whenever I repeat your body, I like you more
Every time I think of you, I think more how rich/deeleecious you are
Whenever I repeat your body, I like you more
I know that those eyes when you look don't pretend,
and if I see her, mine undress her
every time that fool calls, he restricts him
because imagining is not the same as feeling
Oh, diooooo
He is with the 1st of the tooop..
The answer to everything is me
But when we're in bed, he screams until he loses his voice
Acapella she feels it better
Sorry, I don't want a mini me.
Don't worry about anything, because
Every time I think of you, I think more how rich/deeleecious you are
Whenever I repeat your body, I like you more
Every time I think of you, I think more how rich/deeleecious you are
Whenever I repeat your body, I like you more
THERE ARE SO MANY TIMES THAT I DON'T EVEN COUNT THEM,
LET'S GO TO MY ROOM, TO SEE YOU INSIDE
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE VERY CLEAR THAT IT'S GOING TO BE PRIVATE,
THIS CONCERT
AND I FEEL, THAT THE LAST TIME, IS NOT THE LAST TIME,
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU, FROM HEAD TO TOE
AND EVEN IF THE NEIGHBORS HEAR, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU
scream until you lose your voice
Acapella she feels it better
Sorry, I don't want a mini me.
Don't worry about anything, because
Every time I think of you, I think more how rich/deeleecious you are
Whenever I repeat your body, I like you more
Every time I think of you, I think more how rich/deeleecious you are
Whenever I repeat your body, I like you more

Dot Rotten - Karmageddon

Here we go, it's just the start
Yet we know we've come so far
We weren't here at the beginning but here we are
Looking up at the sky admiring the disappearing stars

And we can watch the clouds turn black
Before we see the world explode
I don't think that I'll turn back
I just hope this world is cold
And we can see the mountains crumble
Before we hear the volcano
If we can find our own way home
I will always hold you close

Praying for the world
Praying for the world

When the world turns to ashes
Will I still be here standing
Will I have to witness Armageddon
Will I have to witness Armageddon

have to witness Armageddon
(Ya ooh) have to witness Armageddon
(Ya ooh) Will I have to witness Armageddon
(Ya ooh) have to witness Armageddon

Tell me how we gonna win, we never took a loss
The bridge of love is burning, we can only look across
Screaming out for help, I never thought we fell
So I'm believing in myself
Hands up now I'm praying for the world
Hands up now I'm praying for the world

When the world turns to ashes
Will I still be here standing
Will I have to witness Armageddon
Will I have to witness Armageddon

Feeling confused, don't know what it's all about
Tryna keep my head together, London Bridge is falling down
Baby are you with me, I don't need your pity
Just help me ride this wave, we can get down to Liberty City

'Cause out world is going crazy, you can see what it's like now
When the sky turns black, it's no longer a white house
How you sleepin' on our world when we're wide awake
And my energy will take you higher than the Empire State

Nothing's going to plan, Leaning Tower of Pisa
Screaming out that I need ya, it's breathing out of my speaker
I feel it down on my ether, amazing as it felt
You've playing with my health
And now you got me praying for the world
Praying for the world

When the world turns to ashes
Will I still be here standing
Will I have to witness Armageddon
Will I have to witness Armageddon

When the world turns to ashes
Will I still be here standing
Will I have to witness Armageddon
Will I have to witness Armageddon

KARMAGEDDON (Outtakes) // ABBE MAY

I'm your secret
You're my worst friend
I know, I know, I know the river runs to the sea
All of the time
Still, I keep coming back to land
Come, come, come again
Karmageddon my friend
Please come again
I know, I know
The water will support the whale
Though some girl always has a hold of the tail

I think this itch is trying to undo you
Straight off the plane and already swimming inside you
Recall the nights when the morning wouldn't come
When I stuck you with a tequila bottle
Until the sun shone through
You swim on to get what you want
Then drunkenly come home singing me a siren song, so...

I'm your secret
Your fair weather
I know, I know
The mountain never ducks for the rain
At any time
I'll never come your way again
Come, come, come again
Karmageddon my friend
Don't come again
I know, I know
The water will support the whale
Though some girl always has a hold of the tail

I think you say whatever you need to say to
Get your fuck on and somebody to pay for you
All of those lines and lines and lines that
Shot out your mouth and came rearing up behind you
A tidal wave when the water was inside you
I drunk you like a coca cola
When I should have stoned you

I'm your secret
You're my worst friend
I know, I know, I know the river runs to the sea
All of the time
Still, I keep coming back to land
Come, come, come again
Karmageddon my friend
Please come again
I know, I know
The water will support the whale
Though some girl always has a hold of the tail

I'm your secret
Your fair weather
I know, I know
The mountain never ducks for the rain
At any time
I'll never come your way again
Come, come, come again
Karmageddon my friend
Don't come again
I know, I know
The water will support the whale

Though some girl always has a hold of the tail

Oops! Did I say I was cumming, nun? And it felt nice, so nyce! And everybody told me it would happen in time. The fire would burn out and all the storm clouds would subside. And I always believed that it was some comforting lie. But it feels nice, so nyce, Karmy! I’ve been Army …

Olivia Rodrigo - stranger (Official Lyric Video)

I woke up this mornin' and I sat up straight in bed
I had the strangest feeling of this weight off of my chest
I hadn't felt that hopeful since the day that you left
And it felt nice, so nice
And everybody told me it would happen in time
The fire would burn out and all the storm clouds would subside
And I always believed that it was some comforting lie
But it feels nice, so nice

'Cause I was half myself without you and now I feel so complete
And I can't even remember what made me lose all that sleep
I cried a million rivers for you, but that's over now
You're just a stranger I know everything about, ooh, ooh
You're just a stranger I know everything about

Made a pot of coffee and I poured myself a cup
I thought of all the things I did to try and win your love
How did that happen? I can't imagine ever doin' all that stuff for just some guy
Like, you're just some guy
Oh, but I hope that you're happy, babe, you know I really do
And God knows that I am the girl I am because of you
You know I'll always think of you, I'll love you till the end of time
You are the best thing that I'll ever keep so far out of my life

Yeah, I was half myself without you, now I feel so complete
I can't even remember what made me lose all that sleep
I cried a million rivers for you, but that's over now
You're just a stranger I know everything about, ooh, ooh
You're just a stranger I know everything about

There's nothin' left for me to know
I had to stay, you had to go
And it was mean, but it doesn't matter anymore, though
There's nothin' left for me to sing
I screamed, I cried, I did the whole thing
And I loved you mad, but it doesn't matter anymore, no

I was half myself without you, now I feel so complete
And if I'm not enough for you, you're not enough for me
I fought a million battles, but you can't get to me now
You're just a stranger I know everything about, ooh, ooh
You're just a stranger I know everything about
You're just a stranger I know everything about

Your Army Baby will up D8 you Karmy Baby!

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