CUNTISSIMO

My 73 year-old Spainish sex teacher Marina Flowers turned into a 43 year-old sex bomb shacking the living hell out of me student, a 51-year old Tao dropout. Ah this Marina's got me Bruised Lee an OCD

“¿La mujer siente, la mujer piensa, la mujer puede, la mujer es tan capaz como el hombre? ¿Perdón? ¡Ah esta Marina con sus Di Amantes es imposible, yo soy machista, pendejo clave, paleta!” … trance-lances as … “A woman feels, a woman thinks, a woman can, a woman is as capable as a man? XXXcuse me? Ah this Marina with her Di Amonds is impossible, I'm a sexist, a jerkey, lollipop!”

… so I’m not sure if I am cantándote - err, shacking you up, like singing to you, or you are cantándome - err, shacking me up, like singing to me, CAREAIRSLESSLEE OR NOT. Either way, t’s CUNTISSIMO, err, CANTÍSIMO, so very much of a song, ya know! It reminds me how immortal I am in the woman’s world, where I’m cumplaining like or as a bitch, a butterfly, a Cupid’s boy, a naked obsession.

Whoops, I whining mean love breach, err, love bridge, as Marina’s drowning her ass and also something else drenched in the XXXquisite Taoism dress. She’s got an Electra heart, romanticized, electrocuting me, romantically, divinelee. Marina Flowers is just SANTÍSIMA, Italo-discah, S-painoh CANTÍSIMA, simply CUNTISSIMA! Meaning very much, bingo, ROFL! You shouldn’t be so dirty-minded, baby?

"Shacking up" in the man’s wool’d is an s-kill-fool sailor s-lang term like sperm or perth spelled like perv in the woo-man’s world that means to live 2 get her ass unmarried part-nerves, more on than off then with a d’agree of intimacy.

It implies a jubilee levelee of cummitment twists & turns beyond casual d-ating or d’8ing and can absolutelee refer to cohabitating unmarried salelores who have an ER, err, share the samey RR ship, I mean romantic relationship, shacking each other up like one cravezoo, err, cravezee apartea, asidee, err, asightea, assidee, err, her man!

T’s kinda like priceless shaking hands, I cunt sell that, yet you can.

Then she sexplicitly d’scribes herself beecumming a fucking butterfly after the celibate cocoon while pushing it all on innocent me! Her raw in my face, how nice of her, thank you, her, I appreciate it so much!

Ah this Marina Flowers, with all these golden showers and rainbow kisses, how can I stand it after all those years of sexual abstinence, how can I stand her soopersaxy all the goddamn time at my ginger age, ha? Her pain, my pain, is an alternative pop anthem about rebirth and liberation metamorpho-sing me poetically. Like Marina were my PP, Princess of Power, fuck, baby!

Just the noblest fact she wants to releese me, releese herself as an independent artist under her own label Queenie Records is a royal joke, my dearest love joke I’ll fuck happily, and obviously royally!

Tao is a fucking path, like an empath or psychopath Marina Flowers certainly is, however wise, without Bruise Lee, the way in which you actually do anything without me. Tao is the unconditional and unknowable source and guiding principle of all reality.

Tao is the blessed course of life and its neutral relation to eternal truth, nature, you. Tao is the absolute principle underlying the Universe, combining within itself the paradoXXXical principles of yin and yang and signifying the way, or code of behaviour, that is in harmony with the natural disorder, err, order, me?

To become an asshole, err, whole and return to the Sauce, err, Source, one must ever be in accord with Nature. At least, so preaches Tao. There is nothing in the world so weak as water, nor anything strong enough to overcome it. Probubbly meaning that which is weak is powerful and benefits all without striving.

The person of great wisdom is like water which, though benefiting all things, never strives. True, I never strive, wink wink. Neither do you! Yes, yes, yes, 30 years ago I studied Taoism thoroughly, and I understood it perfectly.

Understanding it comes to an individual through their own learning experiences. Nowadays I’m asking the Universe, what does it all actually mean, beyond what is written? The more you know, the less you realize you know, t’s my own ocean experience!

Let the waves of the Universe rise and fall as they will. You have nothing to gain or lose. You are the ocean that just flows no matter what, until it doesn’t.

As long as I can feel your heart throbs, but everybody else will know that you will have just changed then. Tao drops, remember water, you change!

“In seeking the essence of the Way, one should quiet the mind and penetrate to the depths. Silently wander within and clearly see the origin of all things, obscured by nothing. The mind is boundless and formless, just as the pure water contains the essence of autumn. It is glistening white and lustrously bright in the same way that moonlight envelops the entire night.”

- Hung-chih

No, no, no, penetration is not my worldwide releese specialty, not at all, what the fuck so ever! Bee bee beecause Marina Flowers’s got me this OCD! And OCD is everything everybody has, t’s a forced cumpulsion, not a compulsive addicktion, LOL!

Nah, I’m not Denise Glee! Bu bu butt I am Bruised Lee, cycling, recycled! Honestlee, I wish I were an unbruised version! Bee bee beecause I hardly have a general idea of how to live my life or love mindfully and in harmony with the natural flow of the Universe.

Bu bu butt particularly, that’s another matter. You should ask Marina Flowers, the sex bomb, with her Di Amantes, who boom booms me, with her Di Amonds, bombing me into the Milky Way, the milk shake with cough cough … coffee, coffee with scream, err, cream, a sand witch, that’s right, whose enchantment I crave, French fries, and mayo mayo mayonnaise, which gets Marina Flowers, thank God, at last, on her knees!

“Que el sexo no sea lo que nos haga débiles! ¡El sexo tiene que ser lo que nos haga fuertes! ¿Qué es lo dijiste, Marina? ¡Repítelo, a mí!” … trance-lances as … "Let sex not be what makes us weak! Sex has to be what makes us strong! What did you say, Marina? Cum again, to me!”

MARINA - CUNTISSIMO (Official Video)

Ah, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star
I'll be shinin' wherever you are
I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star
You're so close to me, but I'm so far
It's the power when I'm walkin'
On the streets, sweet talkin'
Push-up bra in my diamonds
Gift from my ex-husband

(Cuntissimo) oh, baby, it’s a way of life
(Cuntissimo) don't let nobody dull my shine
(Cu-cuntissimo) this ain't no Bonnie and Clyde
(Uh-huh, uh-huh) but you can be my Thelma on the side

They say that I should settle down
But I don't wanna (don't wanna)
I don't wanna (wanna, wanna)

(Cuntissimo) Salma Hayek in the Sun
(Cuntissimo) Louise and Thelma on the run
(Cuntissimo) your ex is hittin' you up
But you no longer give a fuck
(Cuntissimo) leavin' that loser on read
(Cu-cuntissimo) don't let him back in your bed
(Cuntissimo) 'cause your energy is precious
Not your fault he fell in love

Ah, yeah, I'm sweet, and I'm icy, and strange
Indecisive, obsessive, I crave
A glass of ice-cold champagne
Smoke a Vogue out in the rain
Yeah, we go to Lake Como
Then we take over a château
I've been livin' in a Kaftan
Do people still say YOLO?

(Cuntissimo) oh, baby, it's a way of life
(Cuntissimo) don't let nobody dull my shine
(Cu-cuntissimo) this ain't no Bonnie and Clyde
(Uh-huh, uh-huh) but you can be my Thelma on the side

They say that I should settle down
But I don't wanna
I don't wanna (wanna, wanna) (woo)

(Cuntissimo) Salma Hayek in the Sun
(Cuntissimo) Louise and Thelma on the run
(Cuntissimo) your ex is hittin' you up
But you no longer give a fuck
(Cuntissimo) leavin' that loser on read
(Cu-cuntissimo) don't let him back in your bed
(Cuntissimo) 'cause your energy is precious
Not your fault he fell in love

I live the American life
So I do it my way, yeah, I do what I like
I live the Italian dream
And it set me free, so let's celebrate tonight

Salma Hayek in the Sun (ah-ah)
Louise and Thelma on the run (ah-ah)
Your ex is hittin' you up
But you no longer give a fuck
(Cuntissimo) leavin' that loser on read
(Cuntissimo) don't let him back in your bed
(Cuntissimo) 'cause your energy is precious
Not your fault he fell in love

MARINA - BUTTERFLY (Official Video)

Sometimes people gonna let you down

Not everybody's meant to stick around

I feel the pain and you feel it too

But I won't let nobody treat me like you do

I've had enough of bein' on my own

All these people I don't know

I guess I'll make it on my own

So I'm sayin' goodbye, goodbye

Watch me grow from afar as I turn into a butterfly (Ah)

Now I'm leavin' you behind, behind

Yeah, I'm a butterfly

You just never see my energy

I'm already high

Floatin' on a breeze

Butterfly

Fly high

Yeah, I'm a butterfly

You just never see me spread my wings

I'm already high

Watch my life go bling, bling

Now I've become a butterfly

I just fly high

No longer a baby, yeah, I been around

I can see how people like to move in this town

Trust no bitch, even people that you love

I can flip a switch quicker than a blade does

So I'm sayin' goodbye, goodbye

Watch me shine like a star, like a star in the sky (Ah)

Now I'm leavin' you behind, behind

Yeah, I'm a butterfly

You just never see my energy

I'm already high

Floatin' on a breeze

Butterfly

Fly high

Yeah, I'm a butterfly

You just never see me spread my wings

I'm already high

Watch my life go bling, bling

Now I've become a butterfly

I just fly high

Red, gold, orange, blue

White, green, violet too

Too bad you'll never see

The colours inside me

To become a butterfly

Parts of me had to die

Spread my wings in the golden light

And I fly

And I fly

Yeah, I'm a butterfly

You just never see my energy

I'm already high

Floatin' on a breeze, yeah

Butterfly

Fly high

Yeah, I'm a butterfly

You just never see me spread my wings

I'm already high

Watch my life go bling, bling

Now I've become a butterfly

I just fly high

So I fly, I fly, I fly (Fly)

Into the light, the light, light

I'm gonna fly, gonna fly like you've never seen

Thought that you did, but you don't know me

Too bad you'll never see

The colours inside me

Too bad you'll never see

The colours inside me

MARINA - CUPID’S GIRL (Visualiser)

I'm gonna fall in love tonight

I’ve got my bow and arrow

My heart-shaped eyes are burning bright

I've got you in my sight

You're looking at my wings and by the look in your eyes

You’ve got an appetite

My love is ready to take flight

Slow dance into the light

Shoot you down with an arrow like "doom-doom-doom"

Make your heart beat faster like "boom-boom-boom"

'Cause you know you want me and you cannot resist

Yeah, I'm looking for a lover and you're top of my list

Cupid

You're so stupid

Trying to resist

My kiss

But you know I never miss

Baby, you just need to relax

Don't panic when it hits

Shoot my arrow right into your back

La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la

I wanna show you how to trust

Want you to see what love is

I wanna show you happiness

So you don't have to fear it

Shoot you down with an arrow likе "doom-doom-doom"

Make your heart beat fastеr like "boom-boom-boom"

'Cause you know you want me and you cannot resist

Yeah, I’m looking for a lover and you’re top of my list

Cupid

You're so stupid

Trying to resist

My kiss

But you know I never miss

Baby, you just need to relax

Don’t panic when it hits

Shoot my arrow right into your back

La-la-la-la-la

You've fallen before and it hurt (Ah-ah-ah)

One too many lessons learned (Ah-ah-ah)

But I can see your heart, it burns (Ah-ah-ah)

When's it gonna be your turn? (Ah-ah)

Cupid

You're so stupid

Trying to resist

My kiss

But you know I never miss

Baby, you just need to relax

Don’t panic when it hits

Shoot my arrow right into your back

La-la-la-la-la

MARINA - Man's World (Official Music Video)

La mujer piensa, la mujer puede
la mujer es tan capaz como el hombre

Cheeks are rosy like a Boucher cherub
I'm a strawberry soda, raise my lashes to heaven
Stars in my hair running like a waterfall
Clouds in the whites of our eyes, we saw it all
Burnt me at the stake, you thought I was a witch
Centuries ago, now you just call me a bitch

Mother Nature's dying
Nobody's keeping score
I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore
I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore

Marilyn's bungalow, it's number seven
In the pink palace where men made her legend
Owned by a sheik who killed thousands of gay men
I guess that's why he bought the cumpest hotel in L.A. then

Mother Nature's dying
Nobody's keeping score
I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore
I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore

If you have a mother, daughter or a friend
Maybe it is time, time you comprehend
The world that you live in ain't the same one as them
So don't punish me for not being a man

Spring appears when the time is right
Women are violets coming to light
Don't underestimate the making of life
The planet has a funny way of stopping a fight

Mother Nature's dying
Nobody's keeping score
I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore
I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore
I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore

If you have a mother, daughter or a friend
Maybe it is time, time you comprehend
The world that you live in ain't the same one as them
So don't punish me 'cause I'm not a man

So don't punish me 'cause I'm not a man
'Cause I'm not a man
Que el sexo no sea lo que nos haga débiles
El sexo tiene que ser lo que nos haga fuertes

MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - Immortal [Official Music Video]

I wanna be immortal
Like a God in the sky
I wanna be a silk flower
Like I'm never gonna die
I wanna live forever
Forever in your heart
And we'll always be together
From the end to the start

That's what we do it for
To reserve a place
It's just another part of the human race
That's what we do if for
To reserve a space
In history it's just
Part of the human race
Race, race, race, race

I'm forever chasing after time
But everybody dies, dies
If I could buy forever at a price
I would buy it twice, twice
But if the earth ends in fire
And the seas are frozen in time
There'll be just one survivor
The memory that I was yours and you were mine
Everybody dies
Chasing after time

When you love somebody
They'll always leave too soon
But a memory, a memory
Can make a flower bloom
We wanna be remembered
Don't wanna live in vein
But nothing lasts forever
This world is in a losing game

I wanna mean something to somebody else
Feel a significance in the real world
It's not enough to live out a lucky life

I'm forever chasing after time
But everybody dies, dies
If I could buy forever at a price
I would buy it twice, twice
But if the earth ends in fire
And the seas are frozen in time
There'll be just one survivor
The memory that I was yours and you were mine
Everybody dies
Chasing after time

No, I don't wanna be afraid, afraid to die
I just wanna be able to say that I have lived my life
Oh, all these things that humans do
To leave behind a little proof
But the only thing that doesn't die is love

I'm forever chasing after time
But everybody dies, dies
If I could buy forever at a price
I would buy it twice, twice
But if the earth ends in fire
And the seas are frozen in time
There'll be just one survivor
The memory of our lifetime
Everybody dies
Chasing after time
So keep me alive
So keep me alive
So keep me alive

MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - Obsessions [Official Music Video]

Sunday, wake up, give me a cigarette
Last night's love affair is looking vulnerable in my bed
Silk sheet, blue dawn
Colgate, tongue warm

Won't you quit your crying?
I can't sleep
One minute, I'm a little sweetheart
And next minute, you are an absolute creep

We've got obsessions
I want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me, when I am holding you
We've got obsessions
All you ever think about are sick ideas involving me, involving you

Supermarket, oh, what packet of crackers to pick?
They're all the same, one brand, one name
But really they're not
Look, look, just choose something quick
People are staring, time to go quick and
Skin is on fire, just choose something, something, something

Pressure overwhelming
Next minute, I am turnin' out of the door
Facing one week without food
A day, a day, when things, things are pretty bad
But don't let it make you feel sad
The crackers were probably bad luck anyway

Can't let your cold heart be free
When you act like you've got an OCD

We've got obsessions
I want to erase every nasty thought that bugs me every day, of every week
We've got obsessions
You never told me what it was that made you strong, and what it was that made you weak

We've got obsessions
I want to erase every nasty thought that bugs me every day of every week
We've got obsessions
You never told me what it was that made you strong, and what it was that made you weak

That made you weak, made you weak
Made you weak (we've got obsessions)
Made you weak, made you weak, made you

Sunday, wake up, give me a cigarette
Last night's love affair is looking vulnerable again