Oh, My Pizza, Going To Ibiza
Wow, you are my pizza? And I´m going to Ibiza, Canary Islands? To sing on the beach? OMG OMG I don´t wanna come, nooo, nooo, aaah, aaah, oooh oooh. I came! Damn! Bebe, erotic is not for children!
He he, you shouldn´t have moaned Vengaboy, today is Tuesday, wrr, Wednesday, not Monday, Wendy, and Friday hasn´t come yet, oops, though it´s definitely coming, to be erotically coerrect, he he. Wrr, correct, and, ass a matter of fuckt, I already ate, ´cause in Spainish, like Spain in the ass and such ... it means Comeboy, and I don´t wanna go, you make me come, that´s so cruel of you, you´re not very nice, ouch, bebe! But I didn´t wanna go, and you made me come, wrr, I mean to Ibiza to eat some pizza.
Ibiza, our heaven, is one of the Balearic islands, not Canary Islands, a romantic archipelago of pleasure and pain, in Spain, in the Mediterranean Sea. It's well known for the lively nightlife, my love, only you and me. I´m Romeo, you´re Juliet, naturally.
Bebe, I don´t want any other beaches just because I am a beachcomer, or a beachcomber, he he. Beaches are berry nice, bu bu butt I´m not a beachcomber, or a beachcomer. ´Cause I am! ´Cause I´m not! ´Cause I am Nut! I´m more like Homer, or Bart, in a good way. I hopelessly love March, and April, and May, bu bu butt you´re my Lisa! Lease me, Leeesaaah! It doesn´t make any sense. You drive me mad! Aha, your driver´s license is expired, oh no! I don´t know, bebe, but the whole concept of going to and coming in Ibiza and eating pizza is so terrifying to me, so creepy. I´m a selfish motherfucker.
Are you high? You scare the savoring shit out of me with your indecent yummybear proposal I can´t refuse! I´m like a virgin beach, a pool doggie with only one sock on ´cause a cool kitty accidentally strayed the other. Are you my fucking manager now, bebe? Da fact, he he! I thought I was the boss here. Oh no! Oh no, I´m the delivery boy! But I don´t do labors! Libor freaks me out, labor, that is! I´m just a bebe, your bebe, bu bu butt this is no he he.
I´m fainting. Aaah! I wish you were only silly to love me! Bu bu butt you´re such a smartass I gracefully graze mouthful, you´re never wrong, I´m always right, too! Or 3. Though, honestly, I hate silly, and labor, loving you sophishhh sssh shhh stick it to me! You are too sophisticated for this primitive. I don´t work. Thinking of you, I can´t do anything. No work, just play! Why aren´t you fucking Silly? You´re not mocking me, are you? Oh no, you´re mocking me! You´re not Illuminaughty, right? Bebe? He he? You are! Aaaah!
By the way, now that you made me your Comeboy or Cametoy, I developed a split personality sin drone, I´m Koo Koo. You must be too, wrr, 3!!! Oh, and what did you do to the sea man, with the sea man? Tell me secretly, no bullship, I love pirate gossip, and so do you, ´cause you adore your sailing pirate who not only cycles you skyhigh and glides you blissfully and deepdives you, bebe, he he!
Did you drain him or drown him in your curvylicious assland, atlantis oceania, dizzying mountains, life fountain? He was such an annoying jerk, a one-armed bandit, a disarmed lava, a helicopterr launch without a lunchbox or a lunchpad. Bebe, I never dug how he could fap and type his ridiculously flying spaghetti westerns at the same time, with his last emotional landscape arm and such a tiny dixie band, he he! Poor Cowboy, Comeboy, Cametoy, he died doing what he loved the most, sun of a beach, he was on phire, for love, he got so phar, in love, holy phuck, holy cow, of love! Live by the love, die by the love!
You are my fucking Italian, and you know it mowing me! Such a gracious, generous, gorgeous cannibal, thank you, phunk you! Berry, berry munchies! So incredible, I wax yellow. Oh no! Oh no! That Ohio, no, Ohio no! Aaah! You´re such a beautiful beach! Who the pea you think you are, huh, bebe? What the pink did I think you had? He he, I need you, I want you, I´m fainting, bebe, without he he …
And the splendor blender is my cutest furry little animal, a real baby girl monkey doll making me whirl, sometimes even called Kim. You are a captain, I promoted you from a flight attendant. I don´t speako any Spanishow, but it´s trancelated as mico, Mik, he he. I speak to the mic, I lick the mic, I stick it to the mic, you are my Kim, bebe, and you sound so good, you feel so good, and you want me so bad, oooh!
Hello Party People!
This Is Captain Kim Speaking
Welcome Aboard Venga Airways
After Take Off Will Pump Up The Soundsystem
Cause We're Going To Ibiza!
I Don't Wanna Be A Busdriver
All My Life
I'm Gonna Pack My Bags And Leave This Town
Grab A Flight
Fly Away On Venga Airways
Fly Me High
Ibiza Sky
I Look Up At The Sky
And I See The Clouds
I Looked Down At The Ground
And I See The Rainbow Down The Drain
Fly Away On Venga Airways
Fly Me High
Ibiza Sky
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza
Whoah! Back To The Island
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Far Away From This Big Town
And The Rain
It's Really Very Nice To Be
Home Again
Fly Away On Venga Airways
Fly Me High, Ibiza Sky
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza
Whoah! Back To The Island
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh We
Thank You For Flying Venga Airways
We Are Now Approaching Ibiza Airport
As You Can See The Sky Is Blue
And The Beach Is Waiting For You
Whoah! We're Going to Ibiza
Whoah! Back To The Island
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza
Whoah! Back To The Island
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea
Let's go!
I used to eat hot dogs, every single meal
Then I got scurvy, that sounds pretty real
I used to eat tacos every single day
But then I had a pizza slice, and it blew me away
All I eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
All I eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
I've got cheese on my fingers
And I've got cheese on my fingers
All the time
All the time
Bought a pizzeria, best pie in town
You have got to try it, we're not messing around
Now we're making millions, selling by the slice
We've got breadsticks on the menu, and life is pretty nice
All I eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
All I eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
I've got cheese on my fingers
And I've got cheese on my fingers
All the time
Breakfast (it's pizza time)
Lunch (it's pizza time)
Dinner (it's pizza time)
Three in the morning (it's pizza time)
Christmas (it's pizza time)
Ohio (it's pizza time)
Oh my gosh! My wife is going into labor!
I said every day is pizza time!
Mozzarella, pepperoni, green peppers, no anchovies
Sausage, chicken, bacon, cheese
Mushrooms, olives, fruit loops, please!
All I eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
All I, (dinner) eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
All I, (lunch) eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
All I, (breakfast) eat is pizza, na na na na na na (na na na na na na)
Cheese on my fingers
And I've got cheese on my fingers
All the time
Bebe, yo quiero mucha pizza, tu eres mi pizza, deliciosa, preciosa, jugosa, voluptuosa, hembramada, yo curioso yo, solo tu y yo, de verdad, amor, venga, venga conmigo, yo me vengo, y vuelvo a venirme solo, no quiero estar solo, papi ama mami, mami, mami!!!
The most romantic trancelation would be like I want my fucking Ibiza bitch, hehe!
And bebe, you´re not going to Ohio, are you? Oh no! It´s so fucking high, you might fall down, plus, it´s so far and so dirty out there. I´m so worried about you! Come near, come here instead! Oh no! Don´t go to Ohio, no, Ohio no! Come low, somewhere lower, come home, my lowlands are butter and cream, please don´t scream, you´re gonna wake up the peeping pay-per-view freeloader neighbors, scream, scream like I´m drilling ya, fucking telling ya, so they have a heart attack, cheap bastards!
And bebe, you´re not going into labor, are you? I´m not the father, I´m a priest! Yet bebe, you told me you were a nun! What the fuck!!! He he??? OMG!!! Now what? The pea pizza? Oh no, anything but pizza! Please? Ibiza!
Amoureux du monde …
Wow, you are my pizza? And I´m going to Ibiza, Canary Islands? To sing on the beach? OMG OMG I don´t wanna come, nooo, nooo, aaah, aaah, oooh oooh. I came! Damn! Bebe, ERRORtick is not foRRR children!
The Substack version needs to be uploaded with more delicious pizza images in just a little bit, so Czech it out, Italian pizza addict!
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