How Do You Love Someone!!! Ass Your Bear I Just Do???

... if you wanna be a warrior, expect & be prepared to get broken, if you wanna be an explorer, expect & be prepared to get lost, but if you wanna be a lover, then expect & be prepared to be both ...

… and this happens when dumbass Tarzan bares the bear facts for smartass Jane to hunderstand …

… frankly, dunno whatta say, dunno howta sing, dunno howta dance …

… don’t really matter i just know howta shoot, ah ya, star-struck lovers, t’s ass embarrassing ass …

In Animal Crossing, you can tell when a shooting star is happening by listening for a "ding" sound while outside between 7 PM and 4 AM on your island, regardless of the season, and by watching for the star's sparkle as it streaks across the sky. If you see a shooting star, you can make a wish by looking up and pressing the "A" button while not holding a tool or umbrella. Meh meh!

If you're successful, you'll hear a twinkling sound and see the star flare. After wishing on shooting stars, you can find star fragments on your beach the next day. Only to lose me. Celeste, the owl, may visit your island during meteor showers and provide you with DIY recipes that require star fragments.

… yo, nutting overwhelming, though …

Oh, DIY is the all-embracing abbreezyaviation for do-it-yourself: the divine activity of decorating or repairing your puppy home, or making magic things for your home yourself, rather than oxytocin s-praying someone else to do it for you. Bare, Imma s-t(e)aring black & white DIY enthusiast. Yourrah s-miling black & white DIY project beautifully projected on my digital reality screen, blowing my heart away.

… sooooooooooooooooo gladeeeeeeeeeeeeee Taylor Swift lyoooooxxxxxxxxx soooooooooooooooooooo huppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i muuuuuuuuuuuust get aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwsummmmmm credit 44444444444 it, though cash is king ease meh meh …

Oh duda, such a romantic ballad that celebrates the Russian roulette joys of a committed, like murder, oops, intimate relationship, moving beyond the pain and longing found & gutted in her earlier love songs. It divine focuses on the simple, everyday Subtract mowments and the deep connection shared between two dazed soulmates, mindhades, bodygraves, Taylor Swift & I a high magnetic force of a weird man who don’t really matter. Oh decoded bed sheet!

The no-love-lost guitar sex song expresses a spiritual desire for lasting commitment and a carnal sense of belonging within the blue relationshoes. This bootyfool Lower hanging on your words, your pics, your voice is described as a love letter to love itself encompassing the various facets of lovƎ or Evol U tion, including the good, the bad, and the ugly. Err, like why are you wench frowning at me your Fench lover? My ears are supposed to hear, not catch your birks!

Oh, birks, like smirks, are notable for contoured cork footbeds or soles, better yet pure souls made with deerty layers of suede and jute to bed me, which naturally & sweetly conform to the notorious shape of their wearers' face, err, feet. Oops!

... if you wanna be a warrior, expect & be prepared to become broken, if you wanna be an explorer, expect & be prepared to get lost, but if you wanna be a lover, then expect & be prepared to be exactly both ...

… guess what i wanted to be as a child … doctor

… guess what i wanted to be as an adult … film director

… guess what i’ve become … taylor swift … lover

… guess what, it’s heart to fall in love … flower

… guess what, i’ve ridden her like a baby … shower

Taylor Swift made a huge mistake by cutting 'The Archer' from 'The Erass Tour' movie! Ha ha ha?

Taylor Swift is your guilty ass charged embodiment of perfection doing me dumbass Tarzan smartass Jane’s justice, karmically s-peaking. Nope, I’m not kissing Taily’s ass, I’m too dumb or belligerent, err, intelligent for that. Err, I dope wish I were, butt I wouldn’t mind at least kissing her lips, you know, both sets, butt don’t you dare to tell her, our deerty luttle secret, deal?

Bold darling Ashley or Halsey lashed out at her my innocent TS on X: "tAyLoR sWiFt hAs nO aSS”. Well the hell, welly the jelly, what do you call this then? Esmeralda?

Ashme! Sounds & smells pretty fishy? Oh Lort!

G-Eazy Gets Handsy on Halsey's Rich Butt in Mi A Mi? Impussyble! The hand, the rite one, the handicap, mine, poor leftie, me, bad man, that G-Eazy!

Taily, this if & but battle is hopelessly useless, which is more, it’s wig-wag reality softcore, dear Lordi! No big dawg deal, indeed, dear Gawd!

Come on, Taily, strike it, you can do it, Swiftly, come on, Taily, hit it, the ass, like me Sagittarius, I’m so fucking choore! Err, metaphysically!

Taylor Swift - The Archer (Lyric Video)

Combat, I'm ready for combat
I say I don't want that, but what if I do?
'Cause cruelty wins in the movies
I've got a hundred thrown-out speeches I almost said to you

Easy they come, easy they go
I jump from the train, I ride off alone
I never grew up, it's getting so old
Help me hold onto you

I've been the archer
I've been the prey
Who could ever leave me, darling?
But who could stay?

Dark side, I search for your dark side
But what if I'm alright, right, right, right here?
And I cut off my nose just to spite my face
Then I hate my reflection for years and years

I wake in the night, I pace like a ghost
The room is on fire, invisible smoke
And all of my heroes die all alone
Help me hold onto you

I've been the archer
I've been the prey
Screaming, who could ever leave me, darling?
But who could stay?
(I see right through me, I see right through me)

'Cause they see right through me
They see right through me
They see right through
Can you see right through me?
They see right through
They see right through me
I see right through me
I see right through me

All the king's horses, all the king's men
Couldn't put me together again
'Cause all of my enemies started out friends
Help me hold onto you

I've been the archer
I've been the prey
Who could ever leave me, darling?
But who could stay?
(I see right through me, I see right through me)
Who could stay?
Who could stay?
Who could stay?
You could stay
You could stay
You

Combat, I'm ready for combat

Taylor Swift - Lover (Official Music Video)

We could leave the Christmas lights up till January
This is our place, we make the rules
And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you, dear
Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?

Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close, forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home
You're my, my, my, my
Lover

We could let our friends crash in the living room
This is our place, we make the call
And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you
I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all

Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close, forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)
You're my, my, my, my
Lover

Ladies and gentlemen, will you, please, stand?
With every guitar string scar on my hand
I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover
My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue
All's well that ends well to end up with you
Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover
And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me
And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close, forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)
You're my, my, my, my
Oh, you're my, my, my, my
Darling, you're my, my, my, my
Lover

… oh, and apart of being an archer and lover, i should also mention how i came to be both, that my dear parents officially declared me, i quote, “hopeless adventurer” at the crazy age of only 15, that, i quote again, “you’re larger and wilder than Tarzan, though you’re slim”. the touching movie-like hello-bye scene was so melodramatic. i don’t exaggerate, i remember like it happened yesterday, my Catholic mom cried, my commie dad laughed.

… and ass a delicate matter of bear fact, they pronounced me totally weird. so i decided to “innovate a bit, taking weird to the next level”, lol, to win over tightening my screws a great deal, baring my heart with “Tarzan & Jane = both of us” style, pursuing my wildest dreams relentlessly & recklessly, not to end up like a stupid cliche wasted. the rainbow rest in pieces is my ridiculoose past on its last legs, present, presence, future …

Why are ARMOR & AMOR entangled 💕 heir sin o nymphs, I mean synonyms, including U at the detangled end? Because I perform hard their airspace signature choreography with all the hair glam and energy from my iconic LOVER Erass Tour ass a new fairy tale beginning!

… FYI, hair detangler is a peculiar type of stormy hair conditioner that smooths your hardened hair by coating it with an oil or polymer and/or by acidifying it so that the hair's surface tightens up in the scented air, smoothing the pubic scales on the hair's outer surface or cuticle and imparting a positive electrical charge to prevent the mirrored static that can worsen acute tangles IRL, no matter upside down or weather I wanna lick them or not in public. The knees, the thighs, the legs. No, not my niece, fuck, baby! Sighs …

… nah, it can’t bee reading, the cuddle hormone fosters laugh, boosts memory, cures addicktion? nah, ah ya …

Taylor Swift's never looked & sounded more smitten than on 'Lover'!

Oh nooooze! This is more ludicrous and way much creepier than Jason Voorhees, the main antagonist and the villain protagonist of the Friday the 13th franchise. WTFlak!? Cut me or my ace some slack, damn! A hockey-masked immortal undead serial killer that haunts Camp Crystal Lake.

Oh, Jason crossed over with the The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series in the comic Jason vs. Leatherface, ha ha ha, nevermind.

Excuse me, Jane? Are you or am I holding your hand, feeling your whole life like a sharp movie cutting softly through my battle-hardened jungle heart? Taylor Swift nose it? That this Erass Tour lamb post is my best turd? That ludicrous means something is silly enough to cause you amusement, whereass ridiculoose means it's foodchain absurd enough for me to invite mockery or derision? Thank dawg you’re hoe-sting me … what a homeless love relief!

.

.

… and you’re gonna shoot me just because of that? you already have, for countless lifetimes, i dunno …

… frankly, dunno whatta say, dunno howta sing, dunno howta dance …

… don’t really matter i just know howtah shoot, ah ya, star-struck lovers, t’s ass embarrassing ass …

… yo, nutting overwhelming, though …