Zex? Zex! Zen.

O, Z other D ay, I saw a sleeping beauty. She was posing for the Mock-O-Or-U Show, doing a beautifully profound sleep AD. She had a sex sign "Zex You?" attached to herself. Or so I thought, slumbereD.

I checked my sex sign “Zex Me!” immediately, to make sure there was any Zex compatibility between our starving scavenger sexes, bu bu butt I remained perplexed fordevil, err, forever. Her name was Halsey, I figured. Stunningly, interestingly, she knew I was D Umb A ss Tar Zen and might misread & misunderstand her sleeping beauty, or the Mock-O-Or-U Show. And that was the hole point. There lay the romantic tragedy of the mow-dern-D-ay Romeo and Juliet.

Halsey - Sorry

May B, Halsey is also Z en. S Zen is a Japanese skool of Mahayana Buddhism emphasizing the value of meditation and intuition, self-discipline and mindfulness, which is kool. May B, she is kind and relaxed with a very zen energy about her. I don’t know, I’m fucking telling you I’m perplexed about the Sleeping Beauty, my baby, Halsey!

I am D Umb A ss Tar Zen, the most bitterly sweetest bum in the jungle, relaxed and not worrying about things that I cannot change. I don't worry about doing the right thing with my baby, with my Sleeping Beauty. I am more zen about it and I’m happier. Though, obviously, I’d love to slumber with her, Halsey, my Sleeping Beauty, my baby!

Finding your zen simply means slowing down and find peace. It's about being centered at your core, mentally with your soul. It allows you to find power and peace within your body amidst transitions and nervousness.

As an active peace state and inner clarity, zen is a great way to help your body and mind. The practice of meditation, Zen in Japanese, as the key ingredient to awakening one’s inner nature, compassion and wisdom May B helpful as a means of attaining enlightenment. Hmmmm? Nebrrr mind!

You may ask me the Zexer what Zex literally means. What does Zen mean literally? Zen is the Japanese pronunciation of a Chinese word, ch'an, which comes from a Sanskrit root meaning "thought," "absorption," or "meditation."

And meditation is at the heart of Zen, along with an emphasis on self-control and insight. In other very sophisticated words, I dunno shit. Err, I mean I know shit, getting a hard-on already, as always. You shouldn’t be shocked or surprised, I’ve been the Zen Monkey all along, Halsey the Lotus Flower. Phuck, baby?

While it’s often associated with a sense of calm and inner peace, it’s not necessarily the same thing as a state of happiness. Are you happy? Well, I’m not. The Zen of doing anything is doing it with a particular concentration of mind, that brings the experience of enlightenment and, through that experience, happiness. Yeah, that’s why I Zex a lot. Zex is a luxury restaurant, a spiritual guide, where I pray for us n get satiated, where I rest, au, n rant. Nebrrr mind!

Zexing a lot makes you a bum, it’s more than a full-time job, it keeps you busy, you don’t have time to work, to do some stewpit werk. Simply, you don’t have time for work. I’m a bum, I have nothing better to do. In my F orts to XXXperience enlightenment, yogis, those transcending yeediots, LOL, me included, spend decades in meditation.

Zen, not Zex, is considered simplicity, present-moment awareness, nonduality, nonconceptual understanding, and zazen “just sitting” meditation. Through that we experience our oneness with the universe. Fuck, baby! Should I quit yoga?

Kay, kay, kay, I’m quitting as of now, bu bu butt just because of the Sleeping Beauty, Halsey, my baby!!! Ooops, I forgot to ADD to her AD, silly ol’ me, only on the condition of her Zexing me a lot after she wakes up!!!!!!!! Zex me D Umb A ss Tar Zen a little then? Fucking Zen! Nebrrr mind!

Halsey doesn’t know that I’m not only starving for her, but I’m also thirsting to undress her. Why would she be so beautifully dressed up sleeping when she should be naked, because I am naked and we would be sweating like romantic pigs, err, I mean Romeo and Juliet at it, ya know, poetry time? It’s so refreshing to see my Sleeping Beauty in a sleeping bag, err, I mean dress. Ah so beautiful, the sleeping bag! Err, the sleeping dress! I mean the Sleeping Beauty in it, my baby. Also, right now, my biggest worry is if she’s not dehydrated. Plus, she must be hot, because I say she’s so hot, oh man! She must be thirsty, at least thirsty for me, a fuckt, err, zorry, a fact! WRite?

Why? Because I am the perfuckt drink! I am the perfect drink for her skin to cum, oops, come back to its smooth, supple state. Yeah, that’s tight, err, I mean right. Bu bu butt because she’s sound asleep n smiling at me she doesn’t know. Ah my poor Sleeping Beauty, my dehydrated baby. N I also need to drink from her fountain, whatever that means. I mean the hidden massage, possibly message behind the berry berry nice AD. Yeah, bending and moving easily and gracefully, being flexible, they are all virtues. Well, at least that’s the way I zee that vicious supple. I am D Umb A ss Tar Zen. Nebrrr mind!

Okay, I gotta calm down, bu bu butt Halsey has me seriously agitated, n whining. Zen-like calm, also known as "moksha", hence the Mock-O-Or-U Show AD portraying my Sleeping Beauty, ah my baby, or "nirvana" in Buddhism and "satori" in Zen Buddhism, is a state of peacefulness and serenity that can be cultivated through more meditation and other practices. One way to achieve zen-like calm is through mindfulness meditation. Err, I mean less or unless you’re Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain from Nirvana, if you don’t mind.

Having a Zen attitude means finding mindful awareness of the present moment. This will help you release yourself from stress, anxiety, frustration and anger. Instead, focus on positive thoughts and actions that will help you relax and respond in a more balanced way to your everyday life. Kreative individuals can describe the state of "zen" as magick, caught somewhere peaceful, focused, in flow, in the zone, inspired, present, connected, intuitive, calm. But first, you must believe this BS. Zee that?

Yeah, the Buddha himself enlightened my frowning, unsleeping emotional ass so that you stoic sound asleep n smiling can see it. I am D Umb A ss Tar Z En. Well, however, the dumb part was not part of the Masterplan, sorry. Nebrrr mind!

Zee that, even Halsey sings she’s sorry, meaning it. So, in a way, I’m lucky, and most importantly, she’s lucky, that the Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get interrupted in her happy slumber by my Zex, she must sleep with me D Umb A ss Tar Zen, she must dream about me, wink wink? Baby, I’m just not sure if Halsey loves me or not. Hey fucking Halsey, do you fucking love me, love me not, love me, love me not, love me, love me not, FFS?

Sleeping Beauty, baby, can I update this love post, this prelude to Sleeping Beauty, another future love post, with more insightfool packtures? Nebrrr mind!

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