Wicked Witch Vampiria
Can you tell outright evil from a grumpy grandma zombified ? I can, gathering all the silver possible to bless the blood-sucking wicked witch, one dead, despicable womean writing ENVYMETER !
Ugly as hell inside out, your typical grumpy grandma, she is a real work of old art rated F, read it backwards, exceptionally, prolifically spewing eloquent BS across her sickening web of grandeur, paid subscriber-panhandling, greed or green-eyed, yet with multiple income venues, WTF, bra, you can´t be serious ! ?
Scheming, trying to extract more information about this VIP international man of mystery, fresh meat, a cool kid on the block, for free, the wicked witch does not want to pay for my product, brewing elixirs of not life but death. With each and every donation to my basket far away in the US, dig it, I spell it for her beach in frozen heat, I am in the jungle in Central America, I play second fiddle, her envymeter is off the charts, her blood pressure, spilled, eclipsing the moon extinguishes the stars.
One faithful subscriber even points out, “Was surprised at your promotion of the one armed bandit. Didn't seem legit to me. Came out of nowhere with all cylinders firing, and not shy about asking for money.”
“As promised, here I come with my eco-friendly fire like a locust, a large and mainly tropical grasshopper with strong powers of flight. It is usually solitary, but from time to time there is a population explosion, and it migrates in vast swarms that cause extensive damage to crops. Please bear with me.
I loved this piece. Not sure if because of my a bit deranged mindset reacting to great points in discussion or due to the bizarre fact it made me laugh, or both, though the topic is dead serious. Please let me explain.
When I read the part "She didn’t care for feeding the poor, starving creature", I went ballistic, like I gag your pardon, are you talking about me, how do you know I´m skinny and hungry, overall, not in good shape, WTF, why are you mocking me, such a sorry scene ? Or "a GM insect" freaked me out because my first idea was not a Genetically Modified insect but a General Motors insect, FFS ! Please never mind, nothing personal.
Sure, I´m also a Covidiot, I suppose, guess, no vaccines or tests, at least around where I scrape by, in the tropical jungle, in Nicaragua, Central America, nice to meet you, good people ! I had that strange disease and survived, twice, taking baking soda and inhaling vapor. Yes, it was critical, pretty bad, but here I am, emerging stronger than ever, not really. Please consider my highly unqualified, much less than 2 cents, advice.”
This highly intuitive hemispheric mosaic of world misanthropy is comprised of two unparalleled absinth poles around which all turns in egregious parasitical horror.
The first is dubbed and cleft as Rottenness Deicide Dinosaur Divine dealing with all aspects of humanity sown depraved from the cradle to the grave and much beyond. Marred with natural disasters and artificial whims that tend to enslave craving for our kind, the blighted divination is here now to reap.
Covertly or not, mankind has always thought of itself as some terminal dinosaur reigning supreme over its planet and its domesticated species, subject to soul darwinism only. It is remarkable for the chronological heroic ability, or luck, of postponing its own oblivious extinction till the glorious future of a more severe globalization and a greener effect. For whatever the grand testimony’s worth ...
The second, in dispute, bears the blessed curse of THE MOST EXTREME HOLLYWOODWORTHY IDEAS IMMORTALIZED. Again, who else, Libor Soural is the guardian of the sacred tombs, surpassing Judgment Day, just to await resurrection.
As a matter of fact, there is no need to be alarmed since miracles take their time against which the faith-led zero prophet leans, though full of invaluable losses. Merely the cross showed some mercy ...
... To tell movers how to move and shakers what to shake. Nothing like the creeps through the scriptured heinous crypts. The point is to live the golden era of silver screen entertainment that never really was ! Was it ? So it shall be.
Abrah Kadavrah
Let there be Death replete with Starry fauna and flora
As the full Moon sets before my empty Eyes
Abrah Kadavrah ... everywhere Cadavers arise
To mount Life in bloom with hideous hooves of Hades
Impaling Crazed Crowds
Whose fates cling to the Balanced church Whore
Through broken Arcades and Horse-laugh
Under Shimmering snowfall’s Domain
Madness lies Felled by Reason
Beautified with Short rusty nails of Faith
The ancient Chill of hope blows at such cornered Animal terror
To light a Freezing man in me morbidly Scorched
By contributing to and Playing with the Black arts
Whose white Long fingers harp on the rite of Sacrifice
Trying hard to conceal Heaven envious of Happiness
Let there be the End for I can’t take It anymore
Found all Guilty of belonging to the similarly disobedient Lost
Curiosity-seduced Hex ribbons desecrate my Repose
To exhume my Innocence an everslave of filth to the Unlord
Abrah Kadavrah ... this is just the Beginning
To parade my Second coming Everybody’s buying
Running Afraid feeling Eternity
Not to Be with Me
As the Petrified Cross
Defleshed
The highly popular Hotdog versus the Sauce saga must go on, with this dinosaur piece dedicated to all those who give a tremendous phuck about delicious junk food, or peer adventure junkyard, seriously.
“Your assuming, thinking loudly, smearing me in public, making derogatory remarks about a friendly, disabled person in need that spontaneously, openly, ok, in the face, no BS, without scruples, it is what it is, describes his current circumstances and gives it all, as most professioanally as possible, promoting his massive quality art and expertise from a number of continents as an adventure junkie, offering a varied menu of his own writing and photographic specialties, selling his own products found nowhere else, only to start to have an income. A professional amateur, yes !
Why would anybody do what you did ? I never do that, with anybody, anywhere ! I might have a private exchange, but embarrass somebody, make them feel bad, humiliated in public, that is a new low for me. I maintain I am a decent human being. How can you write me off as some fictitious "Libor" ? I do not get it !
Basically, everything, facts, not fiction, is on my website .....
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DISCLAIMER: This is no joke, this is real, NOT some serious entertainment scam however cheesy or catchy ! Here´s my contact email for the genuinely interested to send me the Western Union MTCN or Moneygram code, or to communicate with me directly and clear any doubt lsoural@hotmail.com
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EITHER THE PERSON READING THIS IS INTERESTED, AND WILLING TO HELP, AND BUYS MY PRODUCT AS ANY CUSTOMER ANYWHERE WITH ANY PRODUCT, OR ONLY SUPPORTS ME AS A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL IN MY PREDICAMENT, OR SIMPLY IS NOT INTERESTED, AND NOT WILLING TO HELP, PERIOD !
Why make such a fuss, is it my fault that you hate my circumstance, location, website, my plea for help, my way of doing it, my greatest, most polished possible efforts, etc ? What does your thinking or assuming have to do with the hard facts and my doing or making things happen ?
I hope you dig it !”
Yes, sure, I did emerge victorious after the duel, however stabbed backstage, a wounded gladiator in the applauding ecstatic Substack arena. Yes, sure, it was a bloodbath, slaughterhouse art. Grave silence, deep sympathy, good riddance, graveworms !
“Keep your hard-earned money, get really unpissed, be my ally, franger, not my foe.
As a Jewish follower of Christ, I fight in the first row, no matter cannon fodder, I turn the other cheek. I want to, anyway.
Why not overhaul our love-hate relationship , I HOWL, U HAUL ? Peace ? Are we good ? I am good ! Are you ?
You may not know those regrets and remorse like forgive me, Father, I have sinned, but we are all God´s children, after all, however twisted and scarred. There is inherently always something good even in the worst kind.
How now brown cow ? !!!“
So, altogether now, in God we trust, in the wicked witch we thrust ! This is not Scarlet Letter, it is a silver broomstick. Ugly as hell inside out, your typical grumpy grandma.
The most hilarious yet sinister thing is that she is a dude, her silver broomstick up his odious, wrinkled virgin a$$ !!! Who says there is no silver lining to Wicked Witch Vampiria, despite no silver bullets left ???
Having Job´s patience, I am now completely used to killing the party animal, the burnout zombie walking and talking shit, who, with two doctoral degrees, is written off as the Sauce by the Hotdog ! He must have got the Covidiot jab, or something, such a madcow !
I could fetch a pizza, frisbee much ? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/lsouralF
2023 A.D. Jungle bound, happier, more hopeful than ever, I type, one-armed, amidst constant blackouts, with the slowest internet connection on Earth, on my sporadically working 15 year-old computer, only to be heard on Substack, big deal. This may be not a sorry scene, after all.
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Ahh- the frauds' can't stand the Genuine Articles, and perhaps that is what this ancient feud is All About?
Please give me your opinion on the following article.
https://www.globalresearch.ca/nicaragua-worlds-1-country-where-citizens-feel-peace-gallup-poll-shows/5804428
I, myself, might venture south, someday.
The US is trying to eat me, and my only chance of survival is to cling to a tooth, and avoid the tongue, while holding my breath, because it stinks very badly in this dank and rotten mouthpiece of the Devil's.