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I´m just a well-behaved kiddo, but I already like femme fatale underwear. Nerdy, I read about it in Encyclopedia Britannica n Czeched it out in the Marryou-Webster dictionary. Ok, I´m Underweird, Mary
Marry me Secretly when we grow up? ´Cause now you are just a little girl! But will you like your last name, Silly? ´Cause I´m Lee Silly, XD! But it goes well with Femma Fatala Jardin, err, Garden. Sorry, my Spanglish is the very best, way above the best, LOL! But I don´t blame you, you definitely need my dicktionary, that´s available 25/8, n it´s got a lot of entries, slap, aha, UNO.
Alright, only one, one entry every two hours, deal! By the way, dearest Mary, may I ask you a silly question? Oops, just like my last name, that´s fucking silly! Oooh, thank you, excuse my borrowed language from Hollywood B movies, it was free, I´m a freeloader. Now the question, blushes. What am I doing in between your legs when you said there was nothing in between us? Semantically speaking, did I F1 formulate the embarrassing question correctly? RRR U already trying me? Oh Mary, I love trials, I´m so grateful, eternally and hormonally yours!
Are you trying to perfect your devoted perfectionist Zero, who lately tripled his fees, in your very elegant undergarment Pinktuary from the 20s? Well, dearest Mary, that´s such a smart move on your private parts! U R such a smart a- acronym of me FBI (Femma Body Inspecto RA RA RAH)! Slap! No, I didn´t wanna go vulgar on your easy ass, no, Punktuary is enough, I´m a fucking linguist, I have a tongue that expertly licks! Shall we? What what? A lap dance, not a break dance! U NO MEH, MEH, I used to be a Pistachio ice cream breaker. Nowadays I´m just a Vanilla Ice Ice Baby. Oooh, pretty spooky, right?
It's no secret I love lingerie! Half of my collection is made up of vintage lingerie. U NO, slap, I´m a vintage lover. When collecting or hoarding it´s what I always gravitate towards. I also worked in the lingerie industry, U NO, trying models, they loved my trials, how I judged them, gently, slowly, softly, I´ve always been a gentleman, well-meant, no harsh treatment of the subject matter. N I´m an avid collector of the modern variety as well. All of that combined with a thirst for fashion history means I'm dedicating the next MMM, slap, I NO, forget it, we'll see! You will see it with your own eyes, incredible, if you buy my MMM Underwear (Not So Sure) Edition for only 10 miserable bucks, LOL!
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Mary, are you a rebellious flapper? Oh no! The corset is discarded all together! You exert more movement than your Victorian ancestors had! Sometimes corsets were worn over the chemises to aid in defining a boxy, slim hipped shape. I've even heard of "corset checks" at dance clubs where girls would take off their corsets their parents made them wear when they left the house- but were in the way of flapper frivolity! Ahem, I meant the corset Czech, single, slap, singular. Sorry, I´m fainting … swooning … ah … U NO, the Alpha Male, Zero, the flatliner. Lucky you, dearest Mary, that you managed to marry me this WED NAAHSDAY, hitting the jackass, slap, err, jackpot!
Why don't you shut the door
And close the curtains?
'Cause you're not going anywhere
He's coming up the stairs
And in a moment he'll want to see your underwear
I couldn't stop it now
There's no way to get out
He's standing far too near
And how the hell did you get in here
Semi-naked in somebody else's room?
I'd give my whole life to see it
Just you
Stood there
Only in your underwear
If fashion is your trade
Then when you're naked
I guess you must be unemployed yeah
But 'cause once it's underway
There's no escaping
The fact that you're a girl and he's a boy
I couldn't stop it now
There's no way to get out
He's standing far too near
And how the hell did you get in here
Semi-naked in somebody else's room?
I'd give my whole life to see it
Just you
Stood there
Only in your underwear
If you close your eyes and just remember
That this is what you wanted last night
So why is it so hard for you to touch him
For you to go and give yourself to him, oh, Jesus
I couldn't stop it now
There's no way to get out
He's standing far too near
And how the hell did you get in here
Semi-naked in somebody else's room?
I'd give my whole life to see it
Just you
Stood there
Only in your underwear, come on, come on, come on now
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo
Oh yeah
I want to see you
Want to see you standing in your underwear, oh
Oh yes, this is about going home with someone, which seems like a good thing to do when you decide to do it, in the name of LOVE, err, lingerie addiction. But when you get to the actual nitty-gritty, when you are actually standing in your underwear you think I can’t go through with this, but how do you get out of that situation, in a blind panic, when your Merriam-Webster dictionary fails you? Oh no …
I've always thought my vintage lingerie song describes the poetry feelings a girl faces before losing her virginity. OMG! The vintage lover is just expressing the addiction feelings she has but is not an actual character in the situation. R U SURE? For this scorched-earth erotica girl, she knows that she has to lose her virginity eventually, and even if she doesn't feel ready, she feels pressured to give herself to him, the one. Hence the line, "So why is it so hard for you to touch him/For you to go and give yourself to him (or Jesus)." I noticed the collection lyrics given here stop at "give yourself to him" when the biblical version I have of this song says "give yourself to him or Jesus," which backs up my interpretation of my own no Pulp Fiction song. It marks the sinballick progression of the romantic relationship this not really underage girl has with this fascinating extraordinaire from something highly innocent to something deeply sexual. They´ve been dating for quite a while, and she knows that eventually they will have to have sex, they already had. When they start taking off their clothes is when she sees their differences, he´s the Alpha Male, she the Omega Female, and when everything becomes real, Adam and Eve, the Pinktuary Perrodise: "Cos once it's underway/There's no escaping/The fact that you're a girl and he's a boy." As things go further and further, she wants to stop it, wink wink, with her wings, but knows she can't because they've gone too far. She then begins to question how she got there in the Thirst place. She feels this LOVE versus lingerie addiction conflict of whether she really wants this to happen or if she just feels as if she should have sex with him. She tries to convince herself that it's what she wanted ("If you close your eyes and just remember/That this is what you wanted last night"), but it does nothing to get rid of the bad feelings she still has when she wakes up, because she´s a bad girl, she wants more, much more, so much more. Because he loves her more. She wants to sleep with him over and over and over again, all day long, needless to talk about night, with this avid lingerie addict high on LOVE. She feels so bad, knowing she´s a real nymphomaniac peaking in her prime who could possibly give this vintage lover gentleman a heart attack, a series of heart attacks, which he platonically desires above all, her heart, her pure heart, not the attacks. He just wants to recite her his poetry, defending his art or ego, while she´s on the bed only, OMG, in her underwear. He´s not mocking her and saying he'd love to see her in this mess. No, no rational decision can be made, it´s too late. Please! Please?
Ah baby, I´m so relieved the UnderwearD song is about a boy who is in someone else's room with a girl who is only in her underwear. He´s feeling overwhelmed by the awkward situation, but also can't resist the sight of her, she´s so beautiful. The girl may be hesitant to be with him, but the boy must be eager to see her and wants her to give herself to him, as it should be naturally. Where were we at, baby? Ah …
This is so Underweird!!!
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