THE LAST DUEL BIZARRO
Duel - a contest with deadly weapons arranged between two people in order to settle a point of honor.
This is an authentic Substack duel between such Ray Horvath the Sauce, lol, declaring me an enemy of the state, and Libor Soural the Hotdog, no lol, looking for allies here.
Dear Ratheon (Military Industrial Complex),
thank you for your quite disturbing yet encouraging salvo of cosmic cretenism, it is highly appreciated and will be passed along. Alas, like Covid, the hell, the horrors, it is contagious, but I left my Martian hazmat suit in Bozo or Amazon space.
After careful review of your malicious smear campaign application, the board of trustees of Serious Entertainment Ltd. has awarded you with this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to redeem yourself improving your mundane bada$$ cattitude and shameful doctoral reputation, to be able to run with the cool kids on the block.
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BAD BLOOD BONANZA, ENOUGH SAID !
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VIP - PRIVATE PICTURES, ENOUGH SAID !
Once again, envious conceited lady, thank you for your continued support of my Serious Entertainment, it is never enough, too much is never enough !
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SERIOUS ENTERTAINMENT, ENOUGH SAID !
Thus your glorious lowlife tantrum, as far-fetched as Trump´s Apprentice
=Â you are fired, arrogant Rayavac, looks promising, bra ! Baby, you are fireworks !
In conclusion, I will pray for your paid subscribers to feel less ripped off, pitying your cringing WiFi for having to put up with such a nasty little jerk.
Aloha Snackbar from Antarctica, your favorite one-armed bandit Tarzan !
Lava regards, Libor Soural the Hotdog, no lol !
PS: I do not know about you disgruntled, mean Loudmouth, but I Humble, nice, am moving on with my wonderful life on Substack.
2023 A.D. Jungle bound, happier, more hopeful than ever, I type, one-armed, amidst constant blackouts, with the slowest internet connection on Earth, on my sporadically working 15 year-old computer, only to be heard on Substack, big deal. This may be not a sorry scene, after all.
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The Sauce has spilled Itself, soiled Itself... just a dry and crinkled crust of a man.
R.I.P.