The Glory Of Salami
Salamoon ilikemum, let salami icumphunny, err, accompany you and your ass alike, always, I wish mine could! Yes, tonite I'm extraordinarily witty, empathizing with cleverness & quickness of mind, yes!
OMG, how did you know I am a warlord musslimey and have a baked or fryed salami, baby? OMG, I hope I don’t make your hair or clothes untidee or messee, toddly! OMG, you have to sit down carefully so you won't muss your clothes or hair, sheez, baby! Noo fuss, noo muss - nothing is left behind me except a few little slices of salami? OMFG! Yes, I plead guilty as fuck to provoking laughter, oh shiit! What, nun is loving punk? Err, nobody’s laughing, what the folk!? Yes, I may show off a quickie, I mean quick and inventive verball humour. OMFG? Bu bu butt you love to climb my or your peak, remember we’re peeing, sorry, peaking, err, I mean you claim to lick, oops, like to juggle different ballrooms, or nut? And now you hate nuts? OMG! See, I knew it, see, that’s why I’ve decided to glorify salami, and ass, no, not greeting you in my ass, me greeting you in yours, just like as-salamu alaykum! What, piss be upon me, toddly? Can’t you just stop peeing for a little while? It pisses me off a bit, not really! Ah baby, I feel so refreshed, soo smartee, soo fresh, soo no dumbassea, ah toddly! Oh, that peace be upon me? Sure, a lot of piss also be with you, salami up front, salami in the ass! What? OMFG, I can’t gear ya, err, I mean I can’t hear ya toddly, cut the pussing, oops, pissing contest, salamoon ilikemum, or something, baby! Nah, I’m not a wit parson, nah, naver, nah! Nah, I’m nut a purrsona who has killed in a smart and hamarose way, nah, I don’t use a hammer, nah, naver! Oh shiit! Bu bu butt now that I’m dreaming about your ass, I might be a notable wit, ‘cause yeah, yeah, fucking yeah, I remumbrrrr once I remarked that I had never read you or your book before I reviewed you or thee book ‘cause it might fucking prejudice my opinion of you baby, thee it! That you are not or it isn’t artistanally done? What the funk, toddly!? You gotta be a sky striker like me, meh! OMG? Without fucking?
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LUCKY YOU!
Salami Boy
Dissclimber crossing his f-angers, especially one thumb, and toes, hoping she s-peaks Arabeak:
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Salamoon ilikemum, let salami icumphunny, err, accompany you and your ass alike, always, I wish mine could! Yes, tonite I'm extraordinarily witty, empathizing with cleverness & quickness of mind, yes! OMG, this time, I’ve scored really low, err, I autist, oops, artist mean really high! My salami art rite given.
