The Alpha Wills You A G-Day

... that I am an aelf? ... that you can't see my tiny masterpiece? ... that I don't wanna go with you back to Japan where you saw me Alpha and it big? ... that I may be not a Perv? Let me take you ...

… let me take you by surprise while elaborating on how I am enslaved like a microscoping elf and how I caught a Kiwi Accent in Newzild, on the kiwi plantation in the old Zee U wild, pfliss pfliss pfliss, bliss bliss bliss? Overwhelmed and overweighed by the heavens’ blues falling down on me, I can’t help it, I couldn’t help it, I’m just popping up and savouring deeleecious kiwis, juicy keywees …

You need to adjust your hard valve to the berry optimal phrequensee and intencitee of my won heartbeat, I see there are indeed a few screws loose that need to be phixed. And here I am, suppraze, surrprice, sipprace, suprize, your universal fcrewdryverr, I can totally fcrew you, with your honey back guarantee. Why? Beecawwwz I am the Alpha Macho Fisher Mun for your fush and chups, yep, that phunny and cumplickated.

Oh, here’s a mykerowscoop from your Bible-belt Alphawilly, sorry, my strung kiwi accent, no colourfool strings attached, gets in the way, microscope to see budder! My glasgows lite, glasses, wouldn’t do it justice or any good. In Japan, in our ecstatic purrphucktion, prefecture, we hooked up big, you had to cover it so that no female piranhas stole your big treasure, you flew it masterfully like your secret chamber broomstick, Pretty Pretty Please Tease! Our symphonic moaning in harmony sounded like a melody, spending more than afternoons in Utopia dancing until we fell exhausted into the sky like fallen angels. You choose to not forking ramembrrr, my Willynilly, indeed?

It serves well all your caprice love positions, all angles, with perfucktion. You indeed get gleefully phooked without thinking me a nu z-lent perv. I am a Perth resident, at least with my phunger on the map. I luv that New Zealand city, I’m a zealot, and that accent I picked up eating kiwi too fuking much. Puhth? Baby, you’re not a perv, are you, beecawwwz you sound like one? Oh my bowling, you’re blushing, I’m gushing, wait, I’m blushing, you’re gushing, so sexily. Me silly, you sexy, or sexy Lee either way. I’m your Alphawilly and you’re my Willynilly!

Yep, you read it right, sweetie, you bend and blend, to make the best of you. It’s a breaking news shocker, but I’m your G-spotter! Yeeeaaah, I’m your sin-popping Alphawilly, cuz you’re my swallowing Willynilly! I can’t help it. Bu bu butt I’m divorced, G like Germany, you know? Cuz Alphaville is a German synth-pop band, so it should make Perthact sense, seance, dance to you, for you to bend and blend. WRight? And not just because of my dead seductive nursery rhyme, accompanied with an eros perfume, I couldn’t help it, I couldn’t resist, I was born in the 80s, the disko eros, error, era, pure disko synth-pop Perthaction!

On a serious note, the Alpha wills you a G-day, baby! Aww, you’re so sweet, kiwi! Puhth me? Puhth me not! Puhth me? Puhth me not! Perv you? Perv you not! Perv you? Perv you not! Love me? Love me not! Love me? Love me not! Love you? Love you, Love you, Love you! Under the circumstances.

Alphaville - Big In Japan (Official Music Video)

Winter's cityside, crystal bits of snowflakes
All around my head and in the wind
I had no illusions that I'd ever find
A glimpse of summer's heatwaves in your eyes
You did what you did to me
Now it's history I see
Here's my comeback on the road again
Things will happen while they can
I will wait here for my man tonight
It's easy when you're big in Japan

When you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
When you're big in Japan...

Neon on my naked skin
Passing silhouettes
Of strange illuminated mannequins
Shall I stay here at the zoo
Or shall I go and change my point of view
For other ugly scenes
You did what you did to me
Now it's history I see
Things will happen while they can
I will wait here for my man tonight
It's easy when you're big in Japan

When you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, oo the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
When you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, oo the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
When you're big in Japan

When you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, oo the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
When you're big in Japan

Alphaville - Sounds Like A Melody

It's a trick of my mind
Two faces bathing in the screen light
She's so soft and warm in my arms
I tune it into the scene
My hands are resting on her shoulders
When we're dancing away for a while
Oh, we're moving, we're falling
We step into the fire
By the hour of the wolf in a midnight dream
There's no reason to hurry
Just start the brand-new story
Set it alight, we're head over heels in love
Head over heels
The ringing of your laughter
It sounds like a melody
To once-forbidden places
We'll go for a while

The ringing of your laughter
It sounds like a melody
To once-forbidden places
We'll go for a while

It's the definite show
Our shadows resting in the moonlight
It's so clear and bright in your eyes
It's the touch of your sighs
My lips are resting on your shoulder
When we're moving so soft and slow
We need the ecstasy, the jealousy
The comedy of love
Like the Cary Grants and Kellys once before
Give me more tragedy, more harmony
And fantasy, my dear
And set it alight, just starting that satellite
Set it alight

The ringing of your laughter
It sounds like a melody
To once-forbidden places
We'll go for a while

The ringing of your laughter
It sounds like a melody
To once-forbidden places
We'll go for a while

Afternoons in Utopia

Acrobats and comets floating by so fast
Children's faces smile like suns at last
Lilac butterflies are cruising without fear
All inviting you to stay and rest here

You can halt your car
For an afternoon in utopia
We shall stop the wars
On those afternoons in utopia

Mighty Mao Moondog drifts across the grass
Healing lullabies for Easter Time on Mars
Paint your hats & shoes with flowers and with stars
Singing in Metropolitan operas

You can halt your car
For an afternoon in utopia
We shall stop the wars
On those afternoons in utopia

You can halt your car
For an afternoon in utopia
We shall stop the wars
On those afternoons in utopia

You can halt your car
For an afternoon in utopia
We shall stop the wars
On those afternoons in utopia

On those afternoons in utopia
On those afternoons in utopia

Alphaville - Dance With Me (Official Music Video)

When the heat of light
Melts into the speeding time
When the king returns
From the ivory cityside
Let the magnet mages wave the signals
Flashing oh so fast
Then you'll meet me there
Under the moonshine
In a lover's heaven
We keep our promises at last
In a lover's heaven
We forget the past

Do you want to dance with me
Through one of those lonely nights?
It's more than a dream, maybe
We're reaching the gardens of delight
Do you want to dance with me
Through one of those lonely nights?
It's more than a dream, maybe
We're drowning in empires of delight

In the stardust dawn
Underneath the crystal roofs
Where the solar boys are playing games
They never lose
Where the sailors
Are swaying through the light domes
Shining in the sky
There you'll meet me
Darling, anyway
In a lover's heaven
We keep our promises at last
In a lover's heaven
We forgive the past

Do you want to dance with me
Through one of those lonely nights?
It's more than a dream, maybe
We're reaching the gardens of delight
Do you want to dance with me
Through one of those lonely nights?
Ooh, lonely nights
It feels like a dream

Do you want to dance with me?
Do you want to dance with me?
Do you want to dance with me?

Fallen Angel

I hear those voices from a radio
I switched it off because she told me so
She's an investigator, she's like an elevator
Nobody told me we'd be all alone

You know, somewhere my friend had left me in that red light zone, you know
She said, I've seen your deepest secrets now
They're just as lightning in the look of your eyes

I said, I want you baby, I said, I want some more
I said, I never ever felt it like that moment before
She's an assassin, she's melting steel in my heart
But I long for more

She said, I want your body, she said, I want your soul
She said, a fallen angel takes it and she'll never let go
She's an invader, she's from another world
But I beg for more and more

She's raising feelings cutting like a knife
She's pouring fire into my liquid life
There's no escaping from her mysteries
She gives me kisses of the strangest kind, she says

I know you'll like it, so come over here, she says
And let that rhythm filter through your body, dear
And then she
She always did it and she always will
She'll stay a hunter till the end of time (she'll stay a hunter till the end of time)

I said, I want you baby, I said, I want some more
I said, I never ever felt it like that moment before
She's an assassin, she's melting steel in my heart
But I long for more

She said, I want your body, she said, I want your soul
She said, a fallen angel takes it and she'll never let go
She's an invader, she's from another world
But I beg for more and more

I said, I want you baby, I said, I want some more
I said, I never ever felt it like that moment before
She's an assassin, she's melting steel in my heart

In my heart
In my heart
In my, in my, in my heart

In my heart, in my heart, in my heart
I said I want you baby, in my heart, never ever felt it, in my heart

… losing my throne, privileges and identity, I’m not an alpha male in charge of our love life. I choose to live and love you the winner in the waspy Puhth era of the sweetest kiwi slavery …

My Willynilly will update your Alphawilly ?