Sex or Hex? Sex, please! Please?

Back in Czechoslovakia, when I got my "adulthood" license at 18, my mom threw like a gallon of holy water all over me as her blessing. She couldn't believe her baby was a man now. Neither can I, LOL!

Sex or Hex? Sex, please! Please?

How did it sound, baby? Was my accent and intonation any good? Perfect? And my facial/bodily sexpression, solemnity? Perfect, too, you’re sure? (I gotta see your face, check bush wetness for mockery!!!) OMG OMG, you’re serious and it’s 2024 and I’m not damned! I lub U my Easter bunny. Here are my Easter balls, err, I mean eggs!

There were two ways to go in life, I realized, Hex or Sex. Obviously, I chose the right path, Sex! I earned so many make-love points in heaven, baby, you could never imagine! Because Hex is a curse, a magic spell or charm that's meant to cause harm. Like an evil spell, bringing bad luck and trouble, or a supposed real and potentially supernaturally realized malicious wish.

And, obviously, I’m all about good luck, peace, contentment. So, naturally, I want to earn many more make-love points, and not in heaven, but down here on earth, and not even for me, but exclusively for you, with you, not without you! Time to cash out, baby, it’s all yours, all for you, here you are!

Who wants to even hear of Hex? Nobody! Because from witches to hexmages, the school of Hex magic has gained an unsavoury reputation among both scholarly and regular folk alike. It’s regarded as a cruel and twisting style of the arcane, manipulating the very fabric of magic to inflict debilitating conditions and restrictions on others.

So, baby, you should congratulate me on my right choice, Sex, sexing me sexing you abundantly! Am I blushing? Oh my goddess! My brutally honest, the way you like it, good intentions are really noble, right? And you should be berry berry proud of me your Love, whose excessive love life is just righteously packed with Sex, contributing significantly, or even unprecedentedly, to it, to the right cause, the best cause there is on earth! And let Hex go to hell, where it belongs! At its core, to each their own!

Ultra-Sexy, I’m not gonna ask you which path you chose in the past life, what matters is only here and now and with whom! I already know your best intentions. Sex me, Sex you! Sex you? Sex me! Sex me? Sex you! We’ve got it right, we’ve never grown up or grown old, great, we are Sex forever!

HEX - Tam, kde slnko spí |Official video|

(Where The Sun Sleeps)

Under the white sky
I'm walking through a big country
Under a cloudless sky
I'm looking for a miracle of miracles
Seven nights, seven days
I will go where the sun sleeps
I like to believe that truth
That you lie in the duvet
I catch the wind in my hands
I sing the song of the subjects
Seven nights, seven days
I will go where the sun sleeps
I catch the wind in my hands
I sing the song of the subjects

HEX feat. Emma Drobná - Navždy Mladí |Official video| (Stay Young Forever)

The day is perfect like in expensive commercials
Only the sun and the shadow over the road swirling dust
Girl with glasses, you have the whole world upside down
Hands above the head, we cheat luck in the turns
I'm pushing the pedal, you're laughing like crazy
I still don't notice the speed, I close my eyes, I count
We'll be right there
We want to escape to a place where no one knows us
We want to cheat death, never fear it again
We want to escape to a place where no one knows us
We want to cheat death, never fear it again
And stay young forever
The world does not slow down, time does not run against us
Only the sun and the shadow over the road swirling dust
Boy with glasses, you have the whole day upside down
The lights go out, the night beckons on the horizon
We are black dragonflies, we only have one day left
We don't want to wake up in the morning
There is darkness at the end of the bend
Life, a mandatory ride, has no barriers
We want to escape to a place where no one knows us
We want to cheat death, never fear it again
We want to escape to a place where no one knows us
We want to cheat death, never fear it again
We want to escape to a place where no one knows us
We want to cheat death, never fear it again
And stay young forever

HEX - Sedem tiel a jedna tvár |Official video| (Seven Bodies And One Face)

Of the ones I like
You are the one who knows me
You only know one of my names
I only have my shadow and the laughter of your lips
Nothing more, I'm dangerously honest
Bad, bad
I have a gray face today
I don't want to go any further today
I only know one of your names
After all, I don't know the ones I like anymore
Nothing more, you are dangerously honest
Bad, bad
You are close, close, awfully close
So close, close, oou
We are the day that was
Hope curled up
We are just one of our names
None of those I like know us anymore
No more, we are dangerously honest
Bad, bad
We are close, close, awfully close
So close, close, oou
So give me your face
Seven bodies and your face
Seven bodies, seven bodies
Seven bodies

HEX feat. Tamara Kramar - Mesto Stratilo Dych |Official video| (The City Lost Its Breath)

The city lost its breath, swallowed up a bunch of clouds
China has put the dragon to sleep from the blocks of flats
People take pictures of children and cats at home
They are looking for a genie lamp
I dream of nights on terraces
All together, oh, it was beautiful
Everyone believed in bright goals
Eternal health
I'm standing in the window with my nose on the glass
Behind him a hunter in an invisible mask
I fancy a coffee at the bistro across the street
From a pretty waitress, she should have gone to the state university
I'm here, you're there
Another day, everyone on their own
I want to be where you are
I want to be somewhere with you all day
From the couch to the kitchen along the well-trodden path
I play tourist in my apartment
In boring sweatpants and a pulled-up sweater
I wander around the rooms
I keep meeting the same faces
Kitchen, bed, lego harem
In the morning, the numbers are haunting the newspapers again
Who can stand it?
I'm here, you're there
Another day, everyone on their own
I want to be where you are
I want to be with you all day
I'm here, you're there
Another day, everyone on their own
I want to be where you are
I want to be somewhere with you all day
Let's just go somewhere together
Spend the night, come back in the morning
Singing loudly in backyards
Jump over fences at sunrise
You can smell a different smell everywhere
Walking down the endless street
Unless we're still together
I finally know, we depend on each other

Hex - Víkend - Kalifornský Sen (Weekend - California Dream)

The forecasts are relentless,
it is sacred to us to live
At the cottage in the circle of friends
I'm trying to tune in
News that keeps reporting
that the rain doesn't stop
In a few days, we will be handsome
seaside statesman I like the feeling
that we deserve more long ago
a piece of sea shores
I hope every day
that the one above knows about me
make my California dream come true
Reality or shadow
California dream
Reality or shadow
I do not know

I'm making lobster cages,
for tuna rod
I would like to catch under Devín
at least one piece
They lean on the porch
sails from surfboards
The fan knocks rudely
drink flies I like the feeling
that we deserve more long ago
a piece of sea shores
I hope every day
that the one above knows about me
will fulfill my California dream 
Reality or shadow
California dream
Reality or shadow
My California dream will come true
Truth or shadow
California dream
It is reality or a shadow
I do not know

HEX - Srdce |Official video| (Heart)

It's like when
Like salt in the wound
It's as if
Like someone would take you away
It's like poison
What just happened to us
It's like when
I live in a flurry of coincidences
My heart is still alive
So we continue to worry
What a strange world it is
My heart is still alive
What a strange feeling
When you squeeze him inside me at night
My heart is still alive
So we continue to worry
Oooooh oooooh
Oooooh oooooh
It's like poison
Tell me what you feel now
It's like when
You hold my heart in the palm of your hand
It's like when
Summer is approaching in autumn
It's like when
You have no strength left
My heart is still alive
So we continue to worry
What a strange world it is
From bitter simple sentences
What a strange feeling
When you squeeze him inside me at night
My heart is still alive
So we continue to worry
My heart is still alive
So we continue to worry
What a strange world it is
From bitter simple sentences
What a strange feeling
When you squeeze him inside me at night
My heart is still alive
So we continue to worry
Oooooh oooooh
Oooooh oooooh
What a strange feeling
When you squeeze him inside me at night
My heart is still alive
We don't worry anymore
Oooooh oooooh
Uooooh

HEX - BEH |Official video| (Run)

Grass or snow outside the window
I don't care, life is running
When the sun burns or the frost
Something makes me run out again
Only the wind plays with us
In deep valleys
Before the goal, you and me
And pain, which intoxicates us with happiness
We run alone
We run alone
And our blood boils
So good luck
We run alone
A million stars twinkle overhead
I read road surfaces with my feet
My mouth is dry, my heart is like a bell
The journey does not end immediately after the destination
Only the wind plays with us
In deep valleys
Before the goal, you and me
And freedom, which intoxicates us with happiness
We run alone
We run alone
And our blood boils
So good luck
We run alone
We run alone
We run alone
And our blood boils
So good luck
We run alone

HEX - V predposledných životoch |Official video| (In Penultimate Lives)

In penultimate lives,
burning laughter and a sea of ​​words,
it is impossible to swim across.

It's a pity for us, for those lives.
Empty below me, I swim through the darkness of the night,
against the direction of the stars, my lucky stars.

It's a pity for us, for those lives.
I will step on the water myself,
the desert is already her place.

I have wings from red dreams,
tempting, late.

Oh my, I'm hovering over the precipice.
Oh oh oh, I'm floating over the abyss-o-ou.

The whole world is beneath me
yellow lights of matches,
millions of white stars.

It's a pity for us, for those lives.

Ráno (In The Morning)

I like it when it rains
Drumming softly on the roofs
Just a little smile, little dreams
We sit after dark when the day sleeps
Where is everyone rushing to?
We only have a few days
Everyone wants to enjoy themselves quickly
He doesn't look at anything
Even if we only have ourselves
Nothing pressures us
It's enough that I wake up in the morning
You're still sleeping
So we sit there with difficulty
We look between the drops
Just a small smile on his lips
We sit in the doorway after dark
Even if we only have ourselves
Nothing pressures us
It's enough that I wake up in the morning
You're still sleeping
I like it when it rains
Drumming softly on the roofs
Just a little smile, little dreams
We sit after dark when the day sleeps
Where is everyone rushing to?
We only have a few days
Everyone wants to enjoy themselves quickly
He doesn't look at anything
Even if we only have ourselves
Nothing pressures us
It's enough that I wake up in the morning
You're still sleeping

HEX - TY A JA |Official video| (You & Me)

You are like a knife that cuts the day
A thousand pieces and I'll eat them all
I'm sitting on a tree and you
You always knock me off the branch
And I'm soaking wet
Oooooo We are quite different, believe it
Hey, you and me
I can wait a whole week
I am the night, you are the bright day
What connects us at all
Ooo You and me
Hit me and bite me
Just let something happen
Let me feel every bone in my body
And you write on my back
Naked bold sentences
When I play that I have enough love
Ooooo we are quite different, believe it
Yeah, you and me
The week seems like a strange dream
I am the night, you are the bright day
What connects us at all
You and I are quite different
A river swept by a storm
What connects us at all
You and me
I can't plan my day
Love me, I know how to suffer
I can wait a whole week
I am the night, you are the bright day
What connects us at all
You and I are quite different
A river swept by a storm
What connects us at all
Oooo You and me

HEX - Nikdy nebolo lepšie |Official video| (Never Been Better)

Everything seems to be as it should be
You can feel a bright day in the air
A slow smoke rises to the sky
The guests will arrive at five o'clock
Enter without serious opinions
Today we are going to have fun
Wandering through the garden after dark
Until the night is over
Today we will breathe the best air
Let us not have a headache
Only pleasant things make a cheerful spirit
The moon will burn after us
Entry without boring ideas
Today we are going to have fun
Wandering through the garden after dark
Until the night is over
And it was never better than this night
May it last forever
The whole sky is clear until morning
If the moon goes out
It's never been better than tonight
May it last forever
The whole sky is clear until morning
If the moon goes out
An annoying hit is blaring from the radio
Darkness creeps across the porch
Someone is arguing and everyone wants to live
I lose the meaning of words in the noise
Enter without serious opinions
Today we are going to have fun
In the circle of acquaintances and their dogs
Until the night is over
It's never been better than tonight
May it last forever
The whole sky is clear until morning
If the moon goes out
It's never been better than tonight
May it last forever
The whole sky is clear until morning
If the moon goes out
It's never been better than tonight
May it last forever
The whole sky is clear until morning
If the moon goes out
It's never been better than tonight
May it last forever
The whole sky is clear until morning
If the moon goes out

Motorový čln (Motorboat)

You are like the first day of summer
When the sun burns in the windows
Like spring air in the city
What raises the ego of lord of the flies
You break hearts like a whirlwind
It's quiet after you
It doesn't fit into the rules
Dark fairy of the suburbs
He doesn't normally read books
She goes to the cinema naked
It shines like a flame into the darkness
When he cuts through the crowd
Like a motorboat
What emerges from the waves
You fly through the world like a whirlwind
It's quiet after you
Like a motorboat
What jumps out of the waves
He flies, he flies like a pike
Who is hiding in the den?
Nobody knows where I'm swimming
Nobody knows where I'm swimming
I'll take you to the moon
We'll have some wine, we have time
One hundred pieces of sushi, peacock breast
And a bottle of century-old sake
In the sea of ​​silence, in the fountain
We will make a pool
Like a motorboat
What emerges from the waves
You fly through the world like a whirlwind
It's quiet after you
Like a motorboat
What jumps out of the waves
He flies, he flies like a pike
Who is hiding in the den?
Nobody knows where I'm swimming
Nobody knows where I'm swimming

HEX - Možno si pamätáš |Official video| (Maybe You Remember)

You've had a girl's smile for twenty years
What was a long time ago does not count today
You had a tiny room
And a photo of Pink Floyd on a T-shirt
Where are the times when we are naked
They played in the attic until morning
Love from records and whole days
They didn't get out of bed at all
You've been making a woman smile for a long time
Time flew by, it changed you forever
You're playing a different game with me today
From which you cannot escape
After years, the truths will come bare
Sometimes even life can hurt
Well, when I long to get out of the cage
I will always remember Stockholm
Maybe you remember
As we walked through the city in the dark
Palms glued together with desire
It was a long time ago, but I haven't forgotten
I remember well
On your mouth neon
A gateway out of everyday life
It was a long time ago, but I haven't forgotten
Count one and two
This was our story of stories
Darkness will come at the end
Maybe you remember
As we walked through the city in the dark
Palms glued together with desire
It was a long time ago, but I haven't forgotten
I remember well
On your mouth neon
A gateway out of everyday life
It was a long time ago
I remember well
On your mouth neon
A gateway out of everyday life
It was a long time ago

Som On (Snežný pluh) (I’m On - Snow Plow)

So this is what I know
So I like it, I like it
A dark shadow in the park
The moon's face hides behind the dark trees
Like this every day
When evening falls over the city
I have, I have, I have the plan in my head
I am fire, wind, air
I am the snow plow of women's souls
When I walk through town
All the girls read my eyes
Dear girl, may I ask, whither, whither
And you know about it
Pedestrians are random at this time of night
So I like it
Cut to the girls after dark in the park
When they go to bed at night
And they run home with a quick step
I don't have a sad face
And I'm not dangerous at all
I have, I have, I have the plan in my head
I am fire, wind, air
I am the snow plow of women's souls
When I walk through town
All the girls read my eyes
Dear child, may I ask, where, where?
And you know about it
Pedestrians are random at this time of night
I am fire, wind, air
I am the snow plow of women's souls
When I walk through town
All girls are in my eyes
Dear child, may I ask, where, where?
And you know
At this time of the night, you like to be alone in the park

Hex-Laila (Laila)

I fly over the water
the whole world behind you
where are you running...
An empty apartment appeals to me
I guess it's not us anymore
when I hold a strange letter in my hands
apparently I have to go another way...
Deep sky
I moved the mountain
behind you...
You remember the foam of days
the time of promises will not change anything in us
When you whispered at midnight
I'm supposed to have your heart in my hands...
So broken and cold
I walk alone at night
and there is nothing anymore
essential when everything is asleep
only the heavens are opening
in rain tides
I am lost...
I fly over the water
the whole world behind you
where are you running...
You remember the foam of days
the time of promises will not change anything in us
When you whispered at midnight
I'm supposed to have your heart in my hands...
So broken and cold
I walk alone at night
and there is nothing anymore
essential when everything is asleep
only the heavens are opening
in rain tides
I am lost...
When you whispered at midnight
that I have your heart in my hands...
So broken and cold
I walk alone at night
and there is nothing anymore
essential when everything is asleep
only the heavens are opening
in rain tides
I am lost...
When you whispered at midnight
I say I have your heart in my hands

HEX - Dobrý motýľ |Official video| (Good Butterfly)

Evil butterfly
He only flies when he has to, voo...
The evil butterfly has had enough in a while
But I'm different.
Evil butterfly
He knows only one happiness
A bad butterfly, you're only born once
But I'm different
Evil butterfly
Breeds sad
The evil butterfly has only one night
But I'm different
I like myself
And I don't know if I can
I have a thousand lives
And enough love for the entire universe
Evil butterfly
You sit at people's tables
A bad butterfly likes bad people
But I'm different
Evil butterfly
He loves only a few flowers
Evil butterfly
He's had enough in a while
But I'm different.
I like myself
And I don't know if I can
I have a thousand lives
And enough love for the entire universe

Dobré casy (Good Times)

Ask what you can, I'll say you already know
I still have your shadow on my heels
You tell me what I can do, and cold rain falls inside me
Everything that happened to you is really bad
I'm burying my face, maybe I'm going to explode today
Who has you, who you meet
You say what I'll give you, it's raining inside me
Everything that happened to you is really bad
Even if our faces are burning
I'm in a good mood
Even when times are bad
I will try to cross the shadow
Even if our faces are burning
I'm in a good mood
Right with you
So from where to go and where, I don't know anymore my dear
I still find speech boring
You say what I give you, it's raining inside me
Everything that happened to you a long time ago is really bad
Even if our faces are burning
I'm in a good mood
Even when times are bad
I'll try to jump the shadow
Even if our faces are burning
I'm in a good mood, just with you
Even if our faces are burning
I'm in a good mood
Even when times are bad
I'll try to jump the shadow
Even if our faces are burning
I'm in a good mood
Even when times are bad
I'll try to jump the shadow
Even if it burns your face
And I'm having a bad moment
Even when times are bad
I'll jump over that shadow
Even if it burns your face
And I'm having a bad moment
Right with you

Indiánske Leto (Indian Summer)

...mmm. I know with whom the earth will spin
And every day is like a shadow in the desert...
I love, so love to look into your eyes
They hide your naughty gene.
The road undulates and disappears behind you
Mountains high and clear, love prevails...
A shooting star, may I wish...
Every bit of your body
Only with you can I manage a strong countercurrent
You just can't forget everything...
Our world is just code on a blank canvas of thoughts...
And you are my anchor point in the middle of it...
Mmm. Darkness, darkness everywhere...
The water is black - motionless, the movement of your feet creates a light shadow,
The water ripples and disappears behind you
Rivers deep and clear, love prevails...
A falling star, I may wish
Every bit of your body
In the distance, wolves howl a love song
Tonight is simply impossible to forget.
I know with whom the earth will spin
And every day is like a shadow in the desert...

Priatelia od Bobrej rieky (Friends Of Beaver River)

When I'm sad
When the weather is not
For a trip to explore
I have a gray cloud outside the window
I'm sitting at home, I already have the solution
I grab a light book and devour mysterious worlds
I myself know well today
What is hidden in the forest
As an owl greets the day
Who lives in the old willow tree
When the weather is nice
I sleep on forest moss
Happy
When you are sad
You feel that you are alone
Jay's cry, sonorous
The forest path leads to us
The evening is long
Let's do something for health
Let's buy a brand new one
Amazing hiking tent
I myself know well today
What is hidden in the forest
As an owl greets the day
Who lives in the old willow tree
When the weather is nice
I sleep on forest moss
Happy
Blueberries, raspberries
Streams, torrents
Hemlock and thicket
He cuts the hare with an ear
Raspberries and blackberries, toadstools, roe deer
A beaver hidden in the river
A falcon screams from above
Blueberries, raspberries
Streams, torrents
Hemlock and thicket
He cuts the hare with an ear
Strawberries and blackberries, toadstools, roe deer
Exactly according to the brand
Under the paper
Everyone knows well
What is hidden in the forest
As an owl greets the day
Who lives in the old willow tree
When the weather is nice
I sleep on forest moss
Happy, happy, happy
Everyone knows well
What is hidden in the forest
As an owl greets the day
Who lives in the old willow tree
When the weather is nice
I sleep on forest moss
Happy
When I'm sad, when it's not a nice day

PS: Baby, I have a luttle asexual fu-fu deezklaimerr hair, kan eye presenteed now? Achechooly, I waz inspyred by deez weird Honk Kong goose without shoes who givez me a tremendez duck without an F, a yacht, a yuck. Yup, she deeerektlee gaslit me with her inspirational deesign, red roses, which is embarrazzzing, she knocked me up, she got me pregnant, embarazado, like hecho papilla in love, carne asada with love. I mean, I’m a Knock Out, I don’t blame deez rear Honky Kongy goose, bu bu butt still … she givez me Oceania goosebumps, mykes me an ever-so-hornier rooster. What am I supposed to do with deez bare Honka Konga goose, she’s my irresistibly slutty, err, I mean prutty blakkk Pocahontas? It’s a skandeez, uproarious, xxxplowsifufu phunny scandal, shiit! Duck, baby?

I will update our SEX, err, LOVE post with the slow vague (Slovak-ha ha) lyrics and more pictures so that you can understand butter in English, I luv U baby!