Purrfecked Done D'erection Um BECAUSE
Perfect is Perfect because it's not perfect but Perfect! Therefore, One Direction is One Direction not because it's one direction but because One Direction is One Direction because it's One Direction!
Baby, if I can whine a bit like Bazzi, I don’t gedid, how someone nicey with a drywooR’s license fucking runs all over my hard even though I whispurr “easy, slow down, breaks, stop, d sign, heart”. D purrson dryves very responsibly, don’t you think, ends up killing me softly, magickally, purrfecked! Look, "Meow, not meow" is d R rated sound a rattled cat may must makes to form a flying form of vocal um communication you know to inform, yet no ghost porn, that corn like P, I mean like popcorn, is totally edible, d’signed for heating, err, my eating. D Meow luvsongs R particularly abused by amusing kittens, oopsie, not me!!! not me!!! to ged even more um addention from their already attentive, surely fucking, err, purring mothers, fuck, baby! You never heard or read anything this suckingly XXXplickable, this suckingly XXXplaneable, err, fuckable, I mean frUitable. Oopsie. No, wade, vegetable! Because, look, it contains P. Contains what? P, potassium, fuck, baby! Sorry. Sorry not sorry. Like sorry sorry, I mean. See, baby, I have a fucking luvcomplain, again, I can fucking erase all my purrfecked done d’erection expletives here, butt I cunt fucking erase them motherfuckers from my motherfucking dicktionary. And you know um, why? Because I’m a MOWFA, M … O … W … F … A, you heard me. What what d f.kk is that? Well, because I don’t hold a doctoRate d’gree in motheRfucking, look, I’m just a pretty med’ocre bachelor of science, BC, instead of throwing bachelor parties every other night, I scientifucklee mow luv. Mow what, not d meow, right? Oh, I mow d lawn, what did you hear, baby? Aww, ass an autistick kitten I used to miaow, miau, or meaw when S & P peeling, oopsie, when spelling, obviously. That’s why I’m a d’signed MOWFA. Oh, and d F A? Meow? Sure, father, FA fell for father. Like far, farther, d farthest. Um, what else did you think, baby? Ass you don’t know, how to put it, fucking is for hue mans or hu mens or humming, I dare guess. Meow? Oh, I see. Meow! So, while fucking stewpit adult cats don't typically meow at each other, they often meow at humans to communicate special needs or requests, such ass wanting to go outside or seeking feud. Seeking what? Oh, sorry, seeking foot, foot like food, fucking stewpit adult cats. Wade, I gotta put on my hat, look, baby! And because I’m still just a driven crazy kitten, um, I simply Meow, craving your frUitcake, your lambada, your coco jumbo because you R so frUitable, actually both frUitable and vegetable. Because, look, corn is technically a fruit, um, from a botanical purrspective at least, ass it develops from d F-lover of d corn plant and contains CDs, err, seeds. However, in culinary consex, consex like context you don’t know it's often treated ass a vegetable or even a grain, the fuck out of pleasure and pain, see, containing P, I mean potassium, d’pen’ding on how it's harm-vested and pre-paired, since I drive my cosmic pen with your ink. D’plea. Because, look, I’m fucking telling you metaphysically that "Meow, not meow" is d f.kking sound, to be policktically correct, a rattled cat may must makes to inform you that it doesn’t want ghost porn, oopsie, corn or popcorn, no matter it contains a shitload of P, err, potassium. Um, look, it's a berry berry sexy vocalization primarily used, fused by cats to communicate with humans to ged addention XXXpressing Super XPrest needs. Because, look, while fucking stewpit adult cats don't meow at each other, they do fucking meow to humans throughout their dead serious lives, or laughs. See, see how Looky, or Lucky, I am, um, because, I don’t know if you reely noticed my Milky Way. Because I heaven’t! Um, look, how should I re-Meow it nowitdaze, because I happen to be a luvbug, err, luvbig kitten, trying really heart not to catch your tiny mouse attention & stunning cheese smile. Ah baby, such a beautiful body landscape goddess-veiled, and I hardly catch your name when it’s falling in grief-blackened snowflakes like glittering pearls on my shivering heart like pouring rain! What purrfecked fucking options do I have? Like Done D’erection. To luv you is my favourite crime, crime like cryme, cryme like cry me a river. Maybe? Nut to luv you is d highest crime of all anyway that drives me luv-licensed crazy, so fucking nuts, unducking believable, err, unfucking unbelievable! Like I were some fucking fallen and still falling Meow star. And to top d driving off like my Little Caesar’s Pizza in Nicaraguan Ibiza, I don’t have a, um, valid driver’s license, you do. Pure old skool, wild wild West butter pound cake, err, frUitcake, my earthquake! So, however you look at me Looky, or Lucky, I’m guilty ass charged, sentenced to luv for d rest of our lives, d past, d present, d future high fives. Butt look, I’m a nut, am I not, luv is a nut heart to crack. Because you never break d law, d law of forged me, forged me naught, forged me, forged me naught … !!! Um, because of d law of luv me, luv me nut, luv me, luv me nut, luv me, luv me nut, luv me, luv me nut … ???
One Direction - Perfect (Official Video)
I might never be your knight in shinin' armour
I might never be the one you take home to mother
And I might never be the one who brings you flowers
But I can be the one, be the one tonight
When I first saw you from across the room
I could tell that you were curious, oh, yeah
Girl, I hope you're sure what you're looking for
'Cause I'm not good at making promises
But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do
Then, baby, I'm perfect
Baby, I'm perfect for you
And if you like midnight driving with the windows down
And if you like goin' places we can't even pronounce
If you like to do whatever you've been dreamin' about
Then, baby, you're perfect
Baby, you're perfect
So let's start right now
I might never be the hands you put your heart in
Or the arms that hold you any time you want them
But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment
'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time
When I first saw you from across the room
I could tell that you were curious, oh, yeah
Girl, I hope you're sure what you're looking for
'Cause I'm not good at making promises
But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do
Then, baby, I'm perfect
Baby, I'm perfect for you
And if you like midnight driving with the windows down
And if you like goin' places we can't even pronounce
If you like to do whatever you've been dreamin' about
Then, baby, you're perfect
Baby, you're perfect
So let's start right now
And if you like cameras flashin' every time we go out
Oh, yeah
And if you're looking for someone to write your breakup songs about
Then baby, I'm perfect
And baby, we're perfect
If you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do
Then, baby, I'm perfect
Baby, I'm perfect for you
And if you like midnight driving with the windows down
And if you like goin' places we can't even pronounce
If you like to do whatever you've been dreamin' about
Then, baby, you're perfect
Baby, you're perfect
So let's start right now
Bazzi feat. Camila Cabello - Beautiful [Official Music Video]
Hey
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel
Love your imperfections every angle
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know
So I just had to let you know
The way that Gucci look on you, amazing
But nothing can compare to when you're naked
Now a Backwood and some Henny got you faded
You're saying you're the one for me, I need to face it
Started when we were younger
Swear to God that I loved her
Sorry that your mum found out
Guess that we just really had the thunder
Ain't nobody else that I'd be under
Beautiful, beautiful life right now
Beautiful, beautiful night right now
No, no, no
Hey
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel
Love your imperfections every angle
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know
So I just had to let you know
Oh my God where did the time go?
I wish the hours would go slow, how is it 6AM?
Your touch ir hindsight
Beautiful, beautiful sight right now
Beautiful, beautiful life right now
Got the angel saying the word right now like oh-ah
And you shouldn't worry, got your touch
Sometimes I'm worried, tonight I'm not (no)
Tie and lead in your golden kiss, honey dripping from your lips
I thank God and my lucky stars
Darling, don't you know what you are?
Yeah, baby, you are
Hey (hey baby)
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel (oh)
Love your imperfections every angle (yeah, baby)
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know (yeah, baby)
So I just had to let you know
The way that Gucci look on you, amazing
But nothing can compare to when you're naked
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know
So I just had to let you know
I just had to let you know
Swear to God you're beautiful (yeah)
Olivia Rodrigo - drivers license (Official Video)
I got my driver's license last week
Just like we always talked about
'Cause you were so excited for me
To finally drive up to your house
But today I drove through the suburbs
Cryin' 'cause you weren't around
And you're probably with that blonde girl
Who always made me doubt
She's so much older than me
She's everything I'm insecure about
Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs
'Cause how could I ever love someone else?
And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street
And all my friends are tired
Of hearing how much I miss you, but
I kinda feel sorry for them
'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah
Today I drove through the suburbs
And pictured I was driving home to you
And I know we weren't perfect
But I've never felt this way for no one, oh
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone
I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street
Red lights, stop signs
I still see your face in the white cars, front yards
Can't drive past the places we used to go to
'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Sidewalks we crossed
I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing
Over all the noise
God, I'm so blue, know we're through
But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone
'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street
Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street
Bazzi - Mine [Official Music Video]
Huh, yeah, nah I just, had a lil' bit too much of Hennessy
Just gotta tell you how I feel, look
You so fuckin' precious when you smile (huh, yeah)
Hit it from the back and drive you wild (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Girl, I lose myself up in those eye-eye-eye-eyes
I just had to let you know you're mine (mine)
Hands on your body, I don't wanna waste no time
Feels like forever even if forever's tonight
Just lay with me, waste this night away with me
You're mine, I can't look away, I just gotta say
I'm so fucking happy you're alive (huh, yeah)
Swear to God, I'm down if you're down, all you gotta say is right (yeah, yeah)
Girl, anything I can do just to make you feel alright
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I just had to let you know you're fine
Running circles 'round my mind
Even when it's rainy, all you ever do is shine
You on fire, you a star just like Mariah
Man, this feel incredible, I'll turn you into a bride, you're mine
Hands on your body, I don't wanna waste no time
Feels like forever even if forever's tonight
Just lay with me, waste this night away with me
You're mine, I can't look away, I just gotta say
Ed Sheeran - Perfect (Official Music Video)
I found a love for me
Oh, darling, just dive right in and follow my lead
Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet
Oh, I never knew you were the someone waitin' for me
'Cause we were just kids when we fell in love, not knowin' what it was
I will not give you up this time
Oh, darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own
And in your eyes, you're holding mine
Baby, I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass while listenin' to our favourite song
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
But you heard it, "Darling, you look perfect tonight"
Well, I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday, I'll share her home
I found a love to carry more than just my secrets
To carry love, to carry children of our own
We are still kids, but we're so in love, fightin' against all odds
I know we'll be alright this time
Darling, just hold my hand, be my girl, I'll be your man
I see my future in your eyes
Oh, baby, I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass while listenin' to our favourite song
When I saw you in that dress, lookin' so beautiful
I don't deserve this, darling, you look perfect tonight
No, no, no
Mm, oh
Baby, I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms
Barefoot on the grass, oh, listenin' to our favourite song
I have faith in what I see, now I know I have met
An angel in person, and she looks perfect
Though I don't deserve this, you look perfect tonight
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Drivers License x Someone Like You (Mashup) - Olivia Rodrigo & Adele
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Taylor Swift, Harry Styles - Perfect Style (Official Music Video) (Mashup)
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Perfect - One Direction (Speed Up Version + Lyrics)
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Happier x Perfect | Ed Sheeran, Olivia Rodrigo (Mashup)
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Ed Sheeran - Perfect Duet (with Beyoncé) [Official Audio]
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one direction - perfect (slowed + reverb)
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Ed Sheeran - Perfect Symphony [with Andrea Bocelli] (Official Music Video)
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