Omen Oman Oh Man
A hidden jewel will be revealed to you. Come, come with me, board my Omen plane, its nickname, that almost crashed over Oman. The Omaniac Sultan was like WTF! I could only stutter Omen Oman Oh Man!
Hey, who wants to go to Oman with me for 20 dollars, on my Omen plane, to see the Omaniac Sultan? Nobody? Like really? Damn, that´s called really bad luck. I´m going anyway … see ya!
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My Omen plane almost crashed, we lost one of the two engines, but, thank God, managed to land safely. Don´t donate to me, because you don´t anyway, donate towards my new fricking plane so that I can take you around the globe for 20 dollars, minus all the fees, without leaving your living room!
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Ok, I am an occurrence or phenomenon, don´t call me a freak, I´m allergic to that, believed to portend a future event. I was a butterfly and flew flying into the Sultan´s home bringing good news or an important guest. Sorry, I can´t help blushing. Bu bu but the Omaniac Sultan, the Arabic asshole, obviously meaning sweetheart, honey, darling, didn´t get it! I didn´t know that Sultans were so dumb, oh man!
My Omen bird (plane) pooped on his country, that SOB owns it all, which is good luck. Itchy hands bring money. Well, I have only one, one and less than a half, to be precise. Damn, so that´s why I don´t have money. It´s all Biden´s fault, or Trump´s, Trump, Trump! I love his far-fetched Apprentice. So you´re fired! I´m having a seizure, suffering from TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. How can you criticize or have negative reactions to former United States president Donald Trump that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Trump's actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his administration, huh? I´m having a tantrum anyway, cause I didn´t see his tax returns, I wanna see his tax returns, mom, dad! Or at least his Sharkanado with pornstar Stormy Daniels, mom, dad, I want that! Bu bu but maybe not ….
Make a wish, baby! Cause a wish made when you see a shooting star will come true. Watch closely, I´m shooting, I´m shooting the breeze, I´m a star, get me out of here! Be my Pro, Star, Celebrity subscribing to my Buymeacoffee membership support, will you?
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An omen is a warning or a sign about a good or bad event that will happen in the future. It is an augury or foreboding, dig it! I am an omen, something of prophetic importance. I swear I will happen in the future, cause I didn´t happen yesterday and I´m not happening now! I must happen tomorrow. It´s inevitable!
Omens may be considered either good or bad depending on their interpretation. The same sign may be interpreted differently by different people or different cultures. Don´t be superstitious, relax, with me, you´re safe. You can lose a limb or two, but you´ll be fine.
How do you know what your omen is?
Equip a shadow orb and see its range indicator. Fire to throw the shadow orb to the marked location, creating a long-lasting shadow sphere that blocks vision. Hold Alternate Fire while targeting to move the marker further away. Hold the ability key with targeting to move the market close. Ok, I´m either bullshitting you or playing a videogame. Or none of those, lol!
The concept of sign, a portent observed in the physical world, which indicates future events was first developed in ancient Mesopotamia. The collections of omens, interpreting the signs either in heaven or on earth, were first written down during the Old Babylonian period. Bubbalon is everything, no lol!
An omen is an event or happening that you take as sign of something to come. You´re coming, painfully, with your 20 dollars in your hand, waving at me, here, here, and I see you, and grab it, and start to run. I run as fast as I can, I´m not stoopit, stupido not me. I run away with my totally legit stash, cause you could change your mind and chase me, hunt me down like a rabid dog, and all for your 20 dollars you don´t wanna part with.
And you´re not afraid, cause I an omen wear gray armor, black pants, and a purple hooded cape. I have omen power. A phantom of a memory, Omen, that would be me, BTW, hunts in the shadows. He renders enemies blind, teleports across the field, then lets paranoia take hold as his foe scrambles to learn where he might strike next. Scary, right? Enough of omens!
As the oldest independent state in the Arab World, Oman has embraced modernization and progress while retaining the core aspects of its culture and heritage – making it the perfect travel destination for those seeking an authentic Arabian experience.
Oman is famed for its endless miles of coastline, high mountain ranges, rugged canyons, lush oases and vast deserts. This country is home to some of the most beautiful landscapes and cities in the Middle East. And let me tell you, Oman is a million times more beautiful in person – when you can feel those crystal waters, taste that cardamom coffee and smell that frankincense for yourself!
Located on the edge of the Arab Peninsula, Oman is a beautiful country with exotic destinations, architectural wonders, rich heritage, and humble local folk. From the clear water beaches and vast desert stretches to the scenic mountain peaks, Oman gives you a glimpse of nature in its every form.
Oman is famous for its ancient oases irrigation system, terraced orchards, adobe fortresses, lots of mosques, stream valleys, dhows (traditional Arabian sailing ships), and Al Said, the world's third-largest yacht, owned by the Sultan. I told you the Arabic asshole, the Omaniac Sultan, obviously meaning sweetheart, honey, darling, owns the whole fricking Oman, oh man, not my plane dubbed Omen, though! No, seriously, the cheapskate Omaniac Sultan and I are now the best buddies Oman has ever had, and we´re not gay. Bu bu but I´m still waiting for his check ….
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