My Stranded S.O.S. Sign On The Beach!
God is good because I have been bad but managed to make it to my next post, this strange one, after another 5 days of my endless real-life drama wearing down on me. Yet the toll presses me harder ....
Esteemed Substacker, If you read my first two posts, you will find out about how dramatic and humble my landing here actually was. Then I started to write and post like a madman like there was no tomorrow because my real life situation seemed that way, and things have not calmed down, things have not changed yet!
Not only because life, in general and particular, is not a word, but a sentence, but because sometimes serving this sentence makes one feel like dropping dead any minute. I have been on this edge of the sharp knife, bleeding, for quite a while now. As poignantly and deeply as always, I have decided to chime in with something transcendentally relevant breaking the grave silence of these past five so far heaviest days. Enjoy it to the very last breath as I do, a soldier of Christ, fighting in the first row, breathing heavily, no matter cannon fodder!
Read me slowly, think harder, enjoy better and happier!
Left to my own devices and salivating in the tropical scorcher, in the erupting drought season, the promised $20 bill of rights rain has not even started yet for me here on Subtract, yes, I just want to make you laugh, not cry, as I wipe a tear or two.
It seems like nobody´s gold pennies can reach my flying BullShip skyhigh as you religiously throw them at me. Yet I stay working Job, patience is my virtue upon the rack, tried, drawn, and quartered as vice driven through the rusty nails of my faith .... until I, one-armed, cannot carry my heavy cross anymore. I keep saying this only to myself as a wounded gladiator in the public arena. Hope you are all still having fun ....
Substack is my new home, like I was sort of homeless, a scavenger of the most disgusting kind, it is my soup kitchen. And yes, it does get lonely in the jungle if you live alone. Substack to me now means the world, the greatest platform where I can share my massive varied writing stuff. After two months, I have quite a few posts already here, with 71 free subscribers, and that wonderful number is growing every day as people are finally noticing my stranded S.O.S. sign on the beach! No one can be more grateful, no matter the Pacific Ocean constantly washes it away!
I truly thank to all 7 people who donated to my cause of mere survival on my page https://www.buymeacoffee.com/lsouralF
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Thank God, thanks to you good people. Thank you for noticing me, for hearing me out, for supporting me, if you have! Have you not yet? I am truly humbled. Do not let my monumental or trivial issues grind you down! God bless you all!
If I were you, I would start reading this man´s story from the very beginning, dig the first whisper, because the following is the end. Death is just the beginning ….
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Thoughts?
"Forza e coraggio"!