My New Hairstyle Of Love
You cut and straightened and dyed my long, curly hair, your dumba$$ Tarzan is a blondie now, called The Calling, singing poignantly this Love Song. Baby, do you like my new hairstyle?
You did it all by yourself, great Job, you are such a talented hairdresser, thank you!
PS: I Call You My LOVE! LS
I would recommend playing my Happy Happy Happy song even at funerals, especially at funerals, to lift your low spirits. Come on, one can have many funerals, they´re like frustrations, wishes never come true, stuff we desire, want and need on a daily basis, with the most urgent urgency of even before here and now. Because my heartfelt and soulful song is so beautiful. Nah, I´m not saying I´m a beautiful human being like you or anything, you know me I´m an ugly-defying alien accidentally crash-landed on Earth, but my Universe Blow-Up song is humanly beautiful, moving mountains, thawing icebergs, watering deserts, burning the rain, period! Brunching a hot dog at this late Puppy hour? OMG, baby! You just drive me crazy wherever you go …
There´s such a so much deeper meaning to my words than some stupid cowgirl discovering her even stupider bullboy cheating on her. It´s about all the important, irreplacable things in life one remembers even when they are dead, wondering how fucking forgotten one can really be in life, in love, in death. It´s so versatile, so fucking universal, it can be applied to any star, whether rising, shooting, or fallen, or extinguished. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, cosmic ashes, cosmic stardust.
This is what I wanna be remembered for and how I Love all the Loves I leave behind but actually don´t before or when or after I´m gone. They´re all with me handsomest in the Present Perfect tense where I´m gone, I´m Home, so imperfectly, I´m your Love Love. All your pushed faces, all your grimaces pulled, they all form my hole life I feel deeply about, reminding me sad or funereal of how fucking mortal I am, suffering the EXcrutiating pain of death sepaRRRating loved ones. I just fucking go to the end of the earth to be with you, WHEREVER YOU WILL GO, GET IT, happy or not! If you haven´t noticed.
And you don´t even have to appreciate me, I don´t need your credit. Yet cash would be my Queen. I have the ability to continue my never-ending love unappreciated and unloved enough anyway. I´m the never-ending LS song anyway, however fallen apart or unsung. I´m the Never-Ending Love Story anyway, however broken apart or untold. Sorry? No! No way! You see or hear what you don´t wanna see or hear, what you shouldn´t be seeing or hearing? Well, then get a better sight or earplugs, all my Love is Love at first bite … and you bit my apple, wait, I bit yours. Because if you really Loved me once, you will Love me forever, as I do, I really do!
Hairstylist, my beloved, You are my Heart, You are my Hope, You are my Love!
So Love, run away with my Heart, run away with my Hope, run away with my Love!
Extreme Love events happened. KarmaSutra peppered my pedigree of Love, what a biatch one cunttt reject! Epiphunnies of accident followed their fate. And I am still kinda chasing you my Love … I am back. I am back on my battlefield, bloodied, bleeding, my airfield called LOVE, taking off, Heaven running on Love, you know me. With a little love request, but only if you have some surplus. I can accept any kind of support from my fellow Substackers, being it cash, I´d love to see my dollars inflated like balloons to be able to buy me a laptop that´s not 15 painful years old, or working used laptops anyone decides to discard, helping a third-world country shitholler, scavenger of all sorts. I assure you my faithful readers held dear that I can accept your kind donations even POST MORTEM, however late! Let me remind you once again, on this Hellipad of Love, it´s never too late! Really! Love was, Love is, Love will be!
You cut and straightened and dyed my long, curly hair, your dumba$$ Tarzan is a blondie now, called The Calling, singing poignantly this Love Song. Baby, do you like my new hairstyle?
You did it all by yourself, great Job, you are such a talented hairdresser, thank you!
PS: I Call You My LOVE! LS
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I love your new hairstyle, handsomest! I❤U! To the end of the earth and beyond!