Moki & Loki & Comebuey & Comegoorl

Mami, mami, you won't believe this ahmazing news, we have a new arrival at our playmate, err, primate skool! Her name is Comegoorl, she's a hottie, 19. Like she were cumming or something, kool.

Apr 15, 2024

She’s extremely mature and understands my carnal needs. And she must be from Afrika, cuz, to be brutally honest, she freaks me out. I can sniff out her masked pheromone assets, her hidden, buried, found treasure from thousands of miles away.

Mami, mami, no, I didn’t tell her I was only 50, but she healing shut can somehow read my open ox mind, and she says I’m already 15, absolutely ripe for her libidoo, what the Fruit Loops!

I dunno, but she makes me so pre-coco-cious. I’m going coco, err, I mean loco for my Comegoorl. Mami, mami, I tink she’s more autistic than me, and a bit schizophrenic too, cuz one minute she calls me Moki, like moco or mocoso, which in Spainish means snot-nosed little bastard, brat, puppy, kiddo, running nose, like it had legs to run, ha ha, she’s such a blinking sweetheart, she’s so phunny, the phunnest squirrel eva, with such a good heart beating the shit out of me, asking me starving if I get hard while getting black eyes, when my thirsty eyes are naturally brown, phudge, mami, mami.

And then she calls me Comebuey, which sounds kinda weird, like holy cowie, after I tell her I’m Loki, Loki like loko libing and luving la vida no tan loka. That I’m pretty lucky, in terms of krazoo adventures or misadventures, though it appears to be just one more sorry dude scene.

I’m not Moki, I’m not mocking my baby, no, I’m not. I’m Loki, I’m just loving my Comegoorl! Caramba, Klitorris, err, I mean Gloris, like Gloria or Whoria, whory, Whorroria, you know horny, horrory, glory!

Forget about boning Moki and remember to bone Loki instead, me fuck baby! Cuz I catch these killing whiffs of her peachy perfume. She’s my LOVE tag that I have permanently attached to my heart!

And I know quite a bit about parrots and other birds. However, she wants to teach me how to draw my bird properly, cuz she’s a pro, and me merely an amateur, immature. She wouldn’t mock me, would she, mami, mami? Cuz she tells me for centuries how much she loves me and I just believe that cosmic krap, that I’m her not too stewpeet pampered baby!

And she sneezes every so often looking at me and kinda biblically murmurs something like I’m cumming I’m cumming, cuz she says I’m so handsome and smart, that she can’t wait anymore, that she must cum like right here right now, whatever that means, mami, mami? Mami, mami, and Comegoorl is warry warry pritty, I instantly fell in lava with her erupted.

Oh, and she says her volcano’s crater needs my chill pants and some bard supposedly tortured and hiding there, that she wants me deliciously freed to recite her juicy poetry so that she can be enslaved by pleasure after she takes off her skirt and chains.

Mami, mami, won’t she be cold without her skirt, poor little teen, won’t I be cold without my crybaby huggie, err, I mean pants? My goodness, what’s all that bush supposed to mean? Comegoorl is just amazeballs, oh man, she’s so fucking rare, taking advantage of her hotly pure Puritan sway over my romantic intellect and mechanic overalls with a taste for ribs, not beers, how her dazzling inner beauty takes my kinda celibate ugliness by storm. My twisted mind’s soaking wet with Comegoorl and I’m a man!

Mami, mami, I know everything about females, I know how to handle women, but she’s so different, so organic, off my food chain, just slipping through my clutching hand like falling sand. I can’t manhandle this one, I’m at a loss, just fumbling towards ecstasy through the air. Without her, I can’t fucking breathe.

Comegoorl leaves me with nothing at all, happily ever after, but not happily ever after. She’s won me, conquered my steel heart without a fight. She’s a fucking parafox. err, I mean paradox baby. Her superiority is the outrageous norm, penetrating my iron dome shield. Mami, mami, why is she so controverseal, controversial? Cuz she’s the key to my heavily guarded top secret reservoir of LOVE.

Comegoorl is my biggest weakness to date, how incredible, I can’t even believe it myself, and I’m a believer! Ah, how I lose all my balance, and it’s not stupid dollars. Mami, mami, I love her for real, I’m not kidding, this is serious, she’s an emergency.

Comegoorl is the whole world to me now, my only urgency here, the overwhelming vast cosmos I’m floating lost in. And I’m trying not to be silly, cuz she’s my gently arse-kissed baby, I smell her roses, aaah, I’m fainting, in love with her, my hide & glide & seek lava!

Eminem - Mockingbird (Lyrics)

Yeah
I know sometimes
Things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey
What Daddy always tell you?
Straighten up, little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you cryin' about?
You got me

Hailie, I know you miss your Mom, and I know you miss your Dad
When I'm gone, but I'm tryin' to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you wanna cry
'Cause you're scared, I ain't there, Daddy's wit' you in your prayers
No more cryin', wipe them tears, Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Lainie, Uncle's crazy, ain't he? Yeah, but he loves you, girl, and you better know it
We're all we got in this world when it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusin' you
Daddy's always on the move, Mama's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it, but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growin' up as Daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see, but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have got so bad between us, I don't see us ever bein'
Together ever again, like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then, of course, everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just somethin' we have no control over, and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this'll all just be a dream

Now hush, little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know Mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise Mama's gon' be alright

Heh, it's funny
I remember back one year when Daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up and stuck 'em under the tree
And said some of 'em were from me 'cause Daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas, I sat up the whole night crying
'Cause Daddy felt like a bum—see, Daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and Mom
And at the time, every house that we lived in
Either kept gettin' broken into and robbed or shot up on the block
And your Mom was savin' money for you in a jar
Tryin' to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars 'til someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your Mama's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and Dad was arguin' a lot
So Mama moved back on to Chalmers in the flat, one-bedroom apartment
And Dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when Daddy went to California with his CD
And met Dr. Dre, and flew you and Mama out to see me
But Daddy had to work, you and Mama had to leave me
Then you started seein' Daddy on the TV
And Mama didn't like it
And you and Lainie were too young to understand it
Papa was a rolling stone, Mama developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it firsthand
'Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin' in this empty house just reminiscin'
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are, and Daddy's still here
Lainie, I'm talkin' to you too, Daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah, it's got a ring to it, don't it?
Shh! Mama's only gone for the moment

My Baby Love | Love your Voice Song

My baby, I love
My baby, I love your voice
Oh, my baby, I love
Oh, my lady, lady

I'm cold without you, I come to you for no reason
touch me accidentally, it tells what distinguishes us
everything is on fire, your eyes are the whole world like Narnia
I'll disappear in them at home, look at me slowly

storm, the storm outside the window will not enter our house
storm, storm outside, but I hear your voice
your most gentle voice will save me

My baby, I love
My baby, I love your voice
Oh, my baby, I love
Oh, my lady, lady

I will update you missing you 8 loving you my precious blue-buried Comegoorl, splash! Ahem, I’ve spilled my white coffee, err, I mean black coughy, my Blackie, glad to be still alive and very much awake!

In my other love words, we’ve been trying Death Wish Coffee's Blue & Buried Blend, and it’s life affirming! Ah baby, you R my amazeballs, I❤️U, thanks! What an interpersonal touchstone!

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