Like A Boss!

It is hard to act like a boss when you are one. I hired myself, I fired myself, I unemployed myself. And the disgruntled myself took revenge on me, like a boss. I was the boss, nonetheless!

For stealing the secret of fire, Zeus exacted revenge on Prometheus.

And what did you expect, myself, huh?

The Centaur, the fierce archer, half-horse and half-man – a mutable fire sign ruled by Jupiter, the male Sagittarius is expansive and exuberant, a generally cheerful guy with a can-do attitude who is always up for a wild adventure.

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You know me, I go after exhilarating experiences. There is a Hemingway energy to my self-propelled rocket, no science. I mean I just find some ways to live outside the parameters of ordinary life. Dudes like me never really want to settle down and live peaceably behind a white picket fence. Often nomadic, we may wander here and there, rarely ever calling any one place home.

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A Sagittarius man lives for those wild open spaces – so whatever you do, do not fence me in! Sometimes extremely impulsive, I male Sag not sissy Fag may be off and running towards the next thing just as you think you have roped me in. Being restrained in any way does not appeal to me independent, freedom-loving bedfella. A few really nasty individuals here on Substack have tried to silence me reporting me for exercising free speech promoting my Substack like everybody else. That handful of hostile readers and writers violates the First Amendment, which is not even mine, WTF, bras, lol! I am Aurora (Protected Cruiser), I am Bazooka (Rocket-propelled Grenade), I am Dragunov (Sniper Rifle)! I am Russian today, so beware! Relax, you are not in the crosshairs, nobody really is!

There is something lucky about a Sagittarius man, making him dangerous to bet against at the gambling table – not that I am too concerned about losing a little money. “Easy come, easy go” is my motto.

You must have noticed that I live completely in the moment, trusting that good fortune will follow me wherever I go, no matter I am stuck right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am living a charmed life and often take my own blessings for granted – finding myself at a loss for what exactly to do when my luck runs out. That is how I got to Substack, like three months ago. Re-read my very first post, it is so pathetic, yet so true, fact-based. Authenticity has been my top priority in life! Am I not the boss, after all? Like a boss!

Some people are born leaders and will naturally act like a boss even when working at the very bottom of the corporate ladder or unemployed one-armed in the eco-friendly crater.

I am a fiery boss, not just because I live close to a volcano in the tropical jungle, but also because I am Sagittarius, I fire arrow after arrow and never miss. The Sagittarius man is very fun-loving, energetic, and adventurous. He is very courageous, wanting to explore and try everything and anything. He has an enthusiasm for life and the world! Sagittarius will try his best to keep the mood light.

I act confident, even if I am collapsed deep inside. Someone who is truly confident can make other people feel confident too, and that is why confidence is one of the main characteristics of a great boss. Cockiness is the opposite of true confidence and is a bad characteristic in a leader. Myself can be cocky, sometimes.

I manage you, even if you run wild. Managers should practice humble confidence, knowing that their own achievements are only possible with the help of their team. As a result, they should be confident enough to give credit for completing projects to the people who made the accomplishment possible.

My bodyguard is gangster till Volodymyr Zelensky come down the streets! Elect a clown, expect a circus! I am not elected, I appoint myself, sorry about that, hence serious entertainment!

I screw up, or screw you, even if you are asexual, if you provoke me, like Nazi NATO did to Putin. A boss should never be wishy washy about making decisions or afraid to make hard choices but should be open to hearing opinions that may conflict with theirs. They should be willing to admit when they make a mistake and make things right.

Similarly, they should feel confident enough in their team that they should not have to micromanage them to ensure they get their tasks done, which will in turn give them the confidence they need to thrive. A confident boss can help employees who need a little assistance and make them feel more confident about their own abilities in the process.

You cannot imagine how Bible-bashed I get. Even the best boss will be criticized by their employees here and there. That may be because things are not going well and employees are unhappy about layoffs and long hours, or it could just be a way to blow off steam, shoot the shit. This is another reason a good manager needs to be confident. They need to know that even if they overhear negative things being said about them, it is not always something to take personally.

I am friendly. Myself is not my friend, he is too cocky, that is why I fired him. One of the biggest mistakes new bosses make is that they try to be friends with their employees. While there is nothing wrong with being friendly to your employees and caring about them as people, trying to build friendships with them is likely to end up making things more difficult for you in the long run for a number of reasons. The first problem with being friends with your employees is that it will make managing them much more difficult, especially when you have to discipline them or lay them off. You will also likely hear them talk about you behind your back at some point, which is a lot harder to ignore when you consider them friends.

Another big problem with befriending your workers is that chances are you will not become friends with all of them, at least not on the same level. That will make you likely to play favorites and promote and reward those people who are your friends over the rest. Even if you do manage to act only based on merit, other employees are still going to think you based your decisions on personal preferences every time you do something that benefits your friends over them. Cloned schizophrenia is a multiplying biatch karma not always gets, trust me, I know!

Get to know your staff and learn more about their lives, what motivates them and what makes them happy so you can help motivate and reward them properly. However, do not become so attached or involved that you have a hard time making hard calls regarding their future. I have not checked out your credit cards, nor do I intend to. My present intention is not to repeat the examination and findings of those inquiries, nor do I intend to endlessly traverse matters which have already been examined. Whatever that means.

Aside from being confident and kind but not being cocky and not trying to be friends with your employees, you should also be accepting, supportive, available and communicative. Be accepting and supportive if an employee likes to do things a certain way, has a different lifestyle than most people you know or is going through a rough time. Make yourself available to your staff when they need you since a boss that is never around is not going to be there for their team when they need them. I felt sorry for him, myself, that is why I hired him, myself. I accepted him the way he was, SOB, POS, LMFAO!

Perhaps most importantly, be communicative with employees, both listening to their needs and feedback and sharing important things about the company with them. If the company is going through a rough patch, do not pretend like everything is OK. Tell them what is going on, and they might work harder or think of new ideas that could turn things around for you. But probably not!

I am bankrupt. Due to personal and health issues, the Covidiot Plandemocide, and this bizarre, never-ending WW3 tough life has become without a job. I am a BullShip fighter making sense of it, having conquered Russia, its Saint Petersburg and Moscow, without Trump. I did it all by myself. The boss like a boss!

What was once Petrograd, then Leningrad, is now Saint Petersburg. In other words, a nothing burger, right?

And this Moscow, that has been the spiritual center of the Russian Orthodox Church for more than 600 years. In other words, a nothing burger, too, no collusion, no nothing, right?

Holy cow!

Like the heroes in tales of old, I Sagittarius will find a way to turn life’s pitfalls into a quest or grand adventure, and will later enjoy regaling you with the tale of how I escaped from a sticky situation, came out on top, and ended up saving the day. Forever in pursuit of truth and knowledge, I deeply desire a career that supports my passion for freedom as well as my penchant for bold undertakings. A desk job in a tiny gray cubicle killing me is simply not going to work for impatient, dynamic Sag.

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My traits paint this man an idealist whose enthusiasm and glass-half-full attitude must be completely infectious. If I find fulfilling work doing something that I really love, I have put my whole heart into it – as well as my mind, body, and soul. You have not noticed all the smashing hit travelogues, and the stunning DELUXE editions, have you? And many more are coming!

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Exploration is a keyword in the career of a Sag not a fag. Working for National Geographic as a photojournalist would not be a dream job for this man. I compete with Natgeo. I beat the shit out of it, nightmare scenario, a bloodbath, and you are a witness! See that cocky myself, not my friend? That is why I fired him, good riddance! I love to be a hero, I live for any chance to throw myself into a courageous, epic, and often reckless quest for true meaning. Do I make any sense to you?

You can count on your Sag man to be honest, often to a fault, and sometimes my bluntness can be misconstrued. Please understand that I do not have much time to waste buttering people up or engaging in pretense, so sales are not always my strong point – but I definitely am not above padding my own resume or experience with a little bombast and maybe some tall tales.

The thing is, I believe my own incredible stories, no actual quality photographs of the visited places, pun intended, and after a while, the yarns I spin just become part of my legendary personas and Ebooks. Audacious, gutsy, and forever valiant, a Sag on your team who believes in your cause will fight with you to the very end – often forsaking his own personal relationships and responsibilities to do so. You chose me like a boss, but, actually, I chose you first, remember, I am the boss!

Escape to where the grass is greener with me, a wholesome addiction, a constant motivation for this adventure-seeking Centaur!

Make wild memories with this man, rather than collecting closets full of stuff that will eventually leave him feeling weighted down – he willl thank you for giving him new experiences and room to roam! To Malaysia, perhaps?

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