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You´re so inspirational, so inspiring, so inspired. And so am I. Actually, we´re Inspiral Carpets. And this is how it feels ... It´s Saturnday, so we´re obviously flying to Saturn! We´re responsible!
Even Spiral Pets deserve love, a lot of it! In and out, in and out of the car!
I repeat …
Even Spiral Pets deserve love, a lot of it! In and out, in and out of the car!
Husband don't know what he's done
Kids don't know what's wrong with mum
She can't say, they can't see
Putting it down to another bad day
Daddy don't know what he's done
Kids don't know what's wrong with mum
So this is how it feels to be lonely
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all
Black car drives through the town
Some guy from the top estate
Left a note for a local girl
And yet he had it all on a plate
So this is how it feels to be lonely (feels to be lonely)
This is how it feels to be small (feels to be small)
This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all
Husband don't know what he's done
Kids don't know what's wrong with mum
She can't say, they can't see
Putting it down to another bad day
So this is how it feels to be lonely (feels to be lonely)
This is how it feels to be small (feels to be small)
This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all
So this is how it feels to be lonely (feels to be lonely)
This is how it feels to be small (feels to be small)
This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
In astrology, Saturn is all about your moral obligations and authority. It comes up in the way you handle responsibility, create boundaries, and do other adulting or adulterous activities in life.
If you're an amateur astrologer, and I´m a pro, you know your Sun sign and probably your Moon sign, but what about your Saturn sign? It's a pretty important aspect of your astrological personality, especially as you age. Why? Because, in assRAlogy, Saturn is the planet of restrictions, limitations, and responsibilities. Basically, it's the “adulting or adulterous” P, guiding you along the P, err, process of maturation or immaturity.
As the last visible planet in the sky, Saturn is a defining force, tasked with helping create structure and order in your life. So it should come as no surprise to learn that the ringed planet represents anything and anyone that has authority over you. Throughout childhood, it denotes parents (especially father figures, I screwed up badly, because I was screwed), teachers, and elders. In adulthood, it signifies bosses, I am one, mentors, not sure about that, and even the govern- or Dobermann, no comment.
Within your internal life, and I live intensely my outer space, Saturn defines how you parent yourself and respond to life’s most significant challenges. The zodiac sign and astrological house that Saturn occupies in your birth chart also colors your ability to show up for yourself and build something meaningful. Translation: You will struggle the most in the area of love (a.k.a. astrological house) this P, err, planet occupies, but eventually, this is the area you can—and hopefully will!—master. If I master it, you prolly won´t, LOL!
Every seven years, where the hell is our number 8?, Saturn will pay you a visit to “Czech up on your overall maturation or immaturity progress.” These Czech-ups happen when you turn 7, 14, 21, 29, 36, 43, 51, and 59. The most significant visits occur at age 29, when you experience your first Saturn return—and at age 59, when you experience your second Saturn return. Christ is coming, folks!
Whenever Saturn pays you a visit, you are asked to focus and work hard. However, in the end, you'll be rewarded for a job well done. It is very common to get engaged or married, begin a high-profile job, become a parent, or buy a house whenever Saturn is activated in your birth chart. On the flip side, these Saturn activations also happen to be times in which people pay the consequences of reckless acts. After all, because Saturn has a strong connection to justice, it is the "planetary ruler of karma." Karma tends to have a negative connotation, but that's not always the case here—the ringed planet can bring either positive or negative karma back to you based on your actions. See, I fucking told you KamaSutra or KarmaSaturnation of love accidents is not welcome, you never take me seriously!
Saturn, is the ruler of Capricorn, caprice full of corn, if you didn´t know that! In Greek Mythology, Cronus was one of the Titans, and the father of Zeus. Cronus ate his children to prevent himself from being dethroned as the King of the Gods. That is, until his wife, Rhea, tricked him into swallowing a stone when Zeus was born. Oops! So I´m not the only dumbass around, that´s comforting.
In astrology, Saturn is associated with restriction and limitation. Where Jupiter expands, Saturn constricts. At first blush, the themes of Saturn can seem depressing, but the planet brings order and structure and meaning to our world. Is chaos really my thing? ´Cause it can be a little more than just disconcerting.
Saturn “knows”, meaning “nose” the limits of time and matter. It reminds us of our boundaries, our responsibilities, and our commitments. Essentially, Saturn brings definition to our lives. This planet, through its placement and connections in our charts, makes us aware of the need for self-control, boundaries, and limits. Oh, really? Like really? Oh, then that´s some news!
Saturn’s glyph, or symbol, shows the cross of matter (reality) over the soul, representing the material nature of man reigning. Note that the symbol of Saturn is the symbol of Jupiter inverted! No, nothing satanic, Satan doesn´t merit any credit, God forbid!
Lady, take a ride on a Zeke 64
Jerry wants to be a rocket
That's a popular misconception
Says we haven't seen anything yet
Laying down the lifeless corpse of
President 35
The lady crying by his side is
The most beautiful woman alive
Saturn 5
You really were the greatest sight
Stretching out on a summer's day
Houston is calling me back to her
Lady, take a ride on a Zeke 64
Jerry wants to be a rocket
That's a popular misconception
It says we haven't seen anything yet
Laying down the lifeless corpse of
President 35
The lady crying by his side is
The most beautiful woman alive
Saturn 5
You really were the greatest sight
Stretching out on a summer's day
Houston is calling me back to her
An eagle lands and the planet
Full of people raises its hands
All hail the men who will walk up in heaven today
Monochrome TV
All the things you ever represented to me
Take me once more, take me to heaven again
Saturn 5
You really were the greatest sight
Stretching out on a summer's day
Houston is calling me back to her
Saturn 5
You really were the greatest sight
Stretching out on a summer's day
Houston is calling me back to her
If your Saturn is in the optimistic sign of Sagittarius, oh no, that would be me, seriously? oops!, you may have a bit of trouble accessing this feeling at times. Pessimist is my Nick Cave, err, nickname. You must realize that your periods of growth are intermitent—they won't always arrive when you expect them.
A true philosopher in nature, you do better when you focus your time and energy on learning, as this planet-sign combination is all about expanding the higher mind. While world travel might have been difficult for you in your earlier years, it is also a vehicle for self-knowledge. Explore!
The planet of responsibilities, OH NO!!!, has a life lesson for everyone ... a love lesson indeed!
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