IceLand In Bloom Re-VisiteD

While aloof, looking for food in the sweltering wilderness, a coconut fell on my head. Out of the blue, and amidst the stars, I hopped on the time machine like a mofo on a moped that transported me ..

Mar 26, 2024

… to a land of lakes and volcanoes, which is, but this time was not Nicaragua. I crash-landed in the freezing civilization of Iceland, which left me totally dumbfounded at the real winter scenery, speechless. I just prayed to get back home sweet hell before I going malarial melt the ice, before it was too late causing a cataclysmic event on a biblical scale of epic proportions as I was fired up. I had no Ark ready, I swore I had nothing to do with the Great Flood. The big freeze did not stand a chance, my celestial soul prevailed, even surprising the atheistic weathermen. Who would have guessed it, Nicaragua 1 : 0 Iceland?

Baby, I re-visited our oldie-goldie Iceland love posts to cool off a bit, because you constantly raise the already volcanically tropical temperature here, 233 C, or 451 F, the breaking point when I catch fire falling for you in love. I just added a suitable soundtrack to the atmosphere, I hope you like it frozen. You are my Iceland Wild Horse, or I am yours, to ride. I’m re-posting these love breeze classics for you. You bet, you put on this triple Aussir X Jumper and Love Mom Catcher I ridiculously am!

Baby, do you happen to imagine me as Czech, a priceless check, the therapeutic checkerboard everywhere, anywhere you look? Can you feel me? Do you love me? Don’t tell me you’re XXXcited! R U Cuntonese serious?

Cuntonese is a no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in a silly attempt to woo a beautiful Cantonese speaking girl. This Czech’s only fluent in Cuntonese! My gosh your gush our splash golden!

Luving to bird, I’m the phunnest byrd to recite your pubic, err, publick poetry. And every time you get bored with the checkerboard, baby, Phuket, we can always make love, additionally. I never get bored, I’m the Czechboard that decides, but doesn’t, the Czechboard you wear as your blouse to protect you from cold, someone you hold dear, you live in me, I am your house! What would you do without me? Cuz I don’t know what I would do without you baby, you’re my gold!

Dagny - Somebody (Official Music Video)

When you called up my phone I was all alone
Voice close to my ear, like the sound of a song
You said, "Let's take a ride"
This was late July
We got lost in the night (we got lost in the night)

So we drove around town in your beat-up car
Soft sounds of your breath and the sound of my heart
Don't remember the words, I know how I felt
Is this trouble again?

I never felt like this with somebody
I never thought I'd feel like I do
I never felt this close with somebody
Somebody, somebody but you
I never had this rush in my body
I never thought I'd feel something new
I never felt this close with somebody
Somebody, somebody but you

Something 'bout you and the way we fit
Like the stars in the night, heat of you on my skin
Hadn't known you for long but it felt like years
From the second we met I knew things would change

Everything would change
Everything would change
Don't remember the words, I know how I felt
Is this trouble again?

I never felt like this with somebody
(With, with, with somebody)
I never thought I'd feel something new
(With, with, with somebody)
I want somebody like you
(With, with, with somebody)
I want somebody like you
(With, with, with somebody)

I never felt this close with somebody (somebody)
Somebody, somebody but you

Wild Horses

Childhood living is easy to do
The things that you wanted, I bought them for you
Graceless lady, you know who I am
You know I can't let you slide through my hands

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild horses couldn't drag me away

I watched you suffer a dull, aching pain
And now you've decided to show me the same
No sweeping exits or offstage lines
Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away

Faith has been broken and tears must be cried
Let's do some living after we die

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away

Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them someday
Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them someday

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