Iceland In Bloom (Buy The DELUXE Edition!!!)

While aloof, looking for food in the sweltering wilderness, a coconut fell on my head. Out of the blue, and amidst the stars, I hopped on the time machine like a mofo on a moped that transported me ..

… to a land of lakes and volcanoes, which is, but this time was not Nicaragua. I crash-landed in the freezing civilization of Iceland, which left me totally dumbfounded at the real winter scenery, speechless. I just prayed to get back home sweet hell before I going malarial melt the ice, before it was too late causing a cataclysmic event on a biblical scale of epic proportions as I was fired up. I had no Ark ready, I swore I had nothing to do with the Great Flood. The big freeze did not stand a chance, my celestial soul prevailed, even surprising the atheistic weathermen. Who would have guessed it, Nicaragua 1 : 0 Iceland?

This was just a free teaser, the tip of the iceberg. I have 5 exclusive high-quality videos and many other pictures that will take your breath away, all behind a paywall costing you another 20 bucks as I was just hit with a staggering bill. Interested, will you foot it because I penniless in the tropics cannot put money where my mouth is? Donate on my page, 4 cups of coffee or pizzas, and you will get the Platinum VIP pass to the immense beauty of Iceland, well worth it, I will send it to you. Iceland in your face at your local IMAX multiplex, or your money back, guaranteed!

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In other words, SUPPORT me buying the DELUXE Special Limited Edition of Iceland In Bloom, artistically created, something unique you could never imagine even if you were there.

Who wants to get distracted from the really hot and bloody massacre in Ukraine? I mean to chill the fook out in Iceland, for real!

To cool off the scorched-earth war erotica, the DELUXE Special Limited Edition of Iceland In Bloom must be yours, it wants you, it is dying to have you. Yes, you, 20 dollars!

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