I Am Your Fruitcake!
Beautiful, you are lamb ah da da da da da, I mean Lambada! Fruitcake, I am co co jump beau, I mean yours! So baby, lamb me, ham me, sandwich me! Or, at least, blow me? OMG!!! Hick-centrickally Cupped!
Like you haven't been blowing me away for sooooo many frickin’ endlesssss months, phuck, baby! Is it my fault that they, I dunno who they are, made me Orcky Porky with vegan and candy fetishes?
When I don’t drill candy or veggie, baby, I get a hiccup, that’s how I became a cocodrill, cocodrilo in Spanish, crocodile in English. So I just lie about hiccuping and giggling when I don’t drill candy or veggie. And baby, meanwhile, you should too! I promise I’m nuttier than all the coconuts in the world! I mean GUARANTEED 110% or your money back!
Spiritually, the sudden onset of hiccups is a sign from the universe. It’s said to be a reminder to pay attention to your own energy and intuition. To drill with me. Experiencing hiccups, I read somewhere, is a sign from your guardian angels that your spiritual connection could use some love and care. See, baby? It’s good luck since it’s a message from the universe, not me, wink wink, sent to guide you in the right direction, in the direction of my drilling. So that I can drill you. Your cocodrill here, baby, and this time it’s not Crocodile Dundee, for change!
1. Someone is definitely thinking about you.
Hiccups can be a spiritual message letting you know that you are on someone’s mind.
2. You're experiencing true love.
In my cultures, yes, I have many, it’s believed that hiccups are a sign of true love. If you and your soulmate have them at the same time, like you and me, you’re just meant for one another, not kidding!
3. You're cleansing yourself of bad energy.
Conversely, hiccups can also indicate that you are in the process of getting rid of any bad vibes sent your way, either through manifestation or a spiritual ritual. Monk-monkey-muddahfukkah, that sort of thing.
4. You're powerful and courageous.
Hiccups are connected to your solar plexus chakra, a place where your esteem, willpower, and manifestation originate. Hiccups are a sign that your chakra is unblocked and free-flowing.
5. Be in the present.
Spiritually, hiccups can be a reminder to be in the present. Maybe you have been hyper-focused on what was or what could be and need to take time to stop and smell the roses.
6. An angel is watching over you.
This interpretation tells you that you are not alone. You are guided by an angel or a family member that has passed. This spiritual guide is here to keep you on track and support you.
7. You should expect a visitor.
Like me? OMG!
Beautiful, today was our pool day, simply deeleecious water, no wind, I’m so refreshed, hurray! Above is our awesome pool. I swam with and without you. Even the compassionately concerned owner asked me when my woman was finally coming, and her female employee quibbed “which one?”, knowing I am a waiting monk who comes like crazy, to this pool.
I was so embarrassed, like a monkey not knowing what to say, what to do with celibacy vows or woes, because I didn’t know the answer, because I wasn’t a muddahfukkah, I was just a monk, not a clairvoyant. I just stood there playing retard-stupid and began to punk Ramones’ “Pet Sematary” song, “I don’t wanna be buried in a pet cemetery, I don’t wanna live my life again!” …
But then the puppies that had strayed my sock of laugh saved the day, playing with me sweetly when I wasn’t swimming. Baby, and the music was great. They actually played these songs, so I knew I had another love post. Let’s dance, my life, a lot of assets there! First you my Lambada, then me your Co Co Jump Beau, and the best, the most beautiful song is dedicated to your outer and inner beauty I’m totally fruitcaking about, it’s our lovely duet, I love you baby!!! Romanticism and the distance stand no chance against us, ah baby!
Kaoma - Lambada (Official Video) 1989 HD
Crying is gone who one day only made me cry
Chorando se foi quem um dia só me fez chorar
Crying is gone who one day only made me cry
Chorando se foi quem um dia só me fez chorar
You will be crying when remembering a love
Chorando estará ao lembrar de um amor
That one day I didn't know how to take care
Que um dia não soube cuidar
You will be crying when remembering a love
Chorando estará ao lembrar de um amor
That one day I didn't know how to take care
Que um dia não soube cuidar
The memory will be with him wherever he goes
A recordação vai estar com ele aonde for
The memory will forever be wherever you go
A recordação vai estar pra sempre aonde for
Sun and sea dance, I will keep it in my eyes
Dança sol e mar, guardarei no olhar
Love makes losing and finding
O amor faz perder e encontrar
I will be licking when I remember that this love
Lambando estarei ao lembrar que esse amor
For a day, an instant was king
Por um dia, um instante foi rei
The memory will be with him wherever he goes
A recordação vai estar com ele aonde for
The memory will forever be wherever you go
A recordação vai estar pra sempre aonde for
You will be crying when remembering a love
Chorando estará ao lembrar de um amor
That one day I didn't know how to take care
Que um dia não soube cuidar
Song of laughter and pain, melody of love
Canção riso e dor, melodia de amor
A moment that remains in the air
Um momento que fica no ar
Dancing lambada
Dançando lambada
Mr.President - Coco Jamboo (1996) [Official Video]
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, fill my heart and make me happy
Here we go, gettin' smooth to the groove
Watching lovely ladies, as I smooth as I move
'Cause that's what they say but I can't prove
So turn it up again and watch me move to the groove
As we get close, you whisper "Coco"
I hold you in my arms and you say "Jamboo"
Scream and shout, turn and say "Colombo"
Now I gotta go, so coco
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, fill my heart and make me happy
Ya-ya-ya coco jambo, ya-ya yeah
Ya-ya-ya coco jambo, ya-ya yeah, ey-o
Ya-ya-ya coco jambo, ya-ya yeah
Ya-ya-ya coco jambo, ya-ya yeah, ey-o
That's the way I treat dem girls, kinda smooth, see
'Cause there's one man and yo, well that's me, see
So let me show you 'round while you sip your tea, G
But no coco loco boom while I take a pee, Lee
When I hold my baby, she say I do it nicer
I like my chicken with rice and lemonada
And that's what she get when she shouts out "Jamboo"
Now I gotta go, yo coco
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, fill my heart and make me happy
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah, sing it everybody!
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah, sing it everybody!
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah, ey-o
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, fill my heart and make me happy
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah (coco jambo)
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah, ey-o
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah (coco jambo)
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah, ey-o
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah
Bazzi feat. Camila Cabello - Beautiful [Official Music Video]
Hey
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel
Love your imperfections every angle
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know
So I just had to let you know
The way that Gucci look on you, amazing
But nothing can compare to when you're naked
Now a Backwood and some Henny got you faded
You're saying you're the one for me, I need to face it
Started when we were younger
Swear to God that I loved her
Sorry that your mum found out
Guess that we just really had the thunder
Ain't nobody else that I'd be under
Beautiful, beautiful life right now
Beautiful, beautiful night right now
No, no, no
Hey
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel
Love your imperfections every angle
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know
So I just had to let you know
Oh my God
Where did the time go?
I wished the hours would go slow
How is it 6 AM?
Your touch is heaven-sent
Beautiful, beautiful sight right now
Beautiful, beautiful life right now
Got the angels singing oh-ah right now like
Oh-ah
This is why we’ve got to touch
Sometimes words are not enough (No)
Painted in your golden kiss
Honey dripping from your lips
I thank God and my lucky stars
Darling, don't you know what you are?
Yeah, baby you are
The way that dress fall off you is amazing
Love a miracle, a beautiful creation
Baby come a little closer let me taste it
You came a little closer now you're shaking
Never ever gon' mislead you
Don't believe the lies they feed you
Stop and stare like a sculpture
Painted in your colors
Beautiful, beautiful life right now
Beautiful, beautiful night right now
Beautiful, beautiful by my side right now, yeah
Hey (hey baby)
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel
Love your imperfections every angle
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know
So I just had to let you know
The way that Gucci look on you amazing
But nothing can compare to when you're naked
Tomorrow comes and goes before you know
So I just had to let you know
I just had to let you know
Swear to God you're beautiful (yeah)
And after a good swim, a good dance. And after a good dance, a good rest, a blowback, splash, phuck, baby, you will have spilled my milk, and I continue singing the cool Ramones’ “Pet Sematary” song, “And the night when the cold wind blows, no one cares, nobody knows, I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery, I don't wanna live my life again!” …
I mean who doesn’t wanna be love-lambed, love-hammed, love-sandwiched by you baby?
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