Eh, Eh, LS!
I've had it with her! Enuff's never enuff! I'm filing a formal love complaint against my poker face Lay D Gagged Me! Cause instead of laying me, she promised me, this Marilyn Monroe LG gagged me, WTF!
It ain’t fair, that LG’s poking fun at her atypical admirer and lover LS. She knows I’m going through a rough patch with my unmasked girl making our bed and she gets in the middle of it nowhere mocking us, singing these stupid songs that are almost run out of words, though the melodies are really good, I must admit. She feels like she’s supposed to feel bad, but she actually feels good, kinda doesn’t care cause it wasn’t working out for her and her friends agree. So she’s like "Eh, eh, LS ... sorry!" and I’m like “WTF, LG!”
Her rhythm-popping songs are obvious Covidiot jabs at our stained bed sheets and lack of a detergent. Deliberately assuming a poker face, hiding her true feelings, she’s being so beautifully cynical that even I go like “You go girl!” Man, I can’t even tell a funny story anymore cause it’s impossible to tell what that poker face is really thinking or plotting! There will be a sizzling hot update on the Substack version on this Lady Gaga love affair. Every reader is required to purchase the brow-raising smashing bestseller!
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Please, somebody call 911 as Lay D Gagged Me has pulled out all my hair, that Bloody Mary, considering it some sort of Love Game! And after daring calling my love stupid, she simply prompts me to dance, just fucking dance with her, just like that, without expecting me to snap or something, ha? Knowing LS is on the edge of glory with her, incredible! Okay, I’ve vented a little bit and will now give her her well-deserved applause. But still, man, she should lay me, I mean I know she wants to get laid, cause she’s Lay D Gagged Me and I’m LS the Merciful.
Miss or Mrs Baby, you dated Lay D Gagged Me, you’re not lesbian, are you? Oh, sorry, whoopsie, it was Mr Dixie, my balls, your balls, baby? This is a snippet of my interview with a tabloid newspaper regarding the pop star Lady Gaga.
So, at one point, you dated Lady Gaga? Wow!
Yeah, I did.
No, you didn’t!
Definitely maybe.
And how was it then?
Nothing special. You know, I was a sinful monk, Lady Gaga was an immaculate nun, our illuminaughty love was a run-down church, we were a perfect couple, two normal mad cows at it, you know.
You mean like you guys had sex? Wow!
Yeah.
Wow! And how was it, the sex?
Good. Different positions, same movements, cake is cake, delicious. Biology, zoology, chemistry, physics, romanticism, even math, all in one. It was sex, sex is good for overall health. You don’t have sex?
Oh, now that you mention zoology, I hear you’re Tarzan or something, is that correct? It sounds pretty intense, and if I’m brutally honest, totally insane, you’re off the rails, monk!
Absolutely, me Dumbass Tarzan! Chasing Jane, her smartass, Jane!
You wanted to say “chasing Jane’s monkey to peel your banana, hunting it down”, right?
Do I look like a motherfucker to you? No comment.
Lady Gaga - Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) (Official Music Video)
Cherry-cherry, boom-boom
Gaga
Boy, we've had a real good time
And I wish you the best on your way, eh-eh
I didn't mean to hurt you
I never thought we'd fall out of place, eh-eh, hey
I have something that I love long, long
But my friends keep-ah tellin' me that something's wrong
Then I met someone
And eh, there's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, eh-eh)
There's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, eh-eh)
I wish he never looked at me that way (eh-eh, eh-eh)
There's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, hey)
Not that I don't care about you
Just that things got so compliquées, eh-eh
I met somebody cute and funny
Got each other and that's money, eh, eh-eh, hey
I have something that I love long, long
But my friends keep-ah tellin' me that something's wrong
Then I met someone
And eh, there's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, eh-eh)
There's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, eh-eh)
I wish he never looked at me that way (eh-eh, eh-eh)
There's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, hey)
Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh
Eh-eh, eh-eh, hey, yeah
I have something that I love long, long
But my friends keep-ah tellin' me that something's wrong
Then I met someone
And eh, there's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, eh-eh) eh, eh-eh, eh-eh
There's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, eh-eh)
Wish he never looked at me that way (eh-eh, hey, ooh yeah)
There's nothing else I can say (eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh), eh-eh (eh-eh)
I wish he never looked at me that way (eh-eh) eh-eh (eh-eh), eh-eh (eh-eh)
There's nothing else I can say (eh-eh) eh-eh (eh-eh), eh-eh (eh-eh)
Cherry-cherry, boom-boom eh-eh, hey, oh yeah
All I can say is, "Eh-eh"
Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Official Music Video)
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Lady Gaga - LoveGame (Official Music Video)
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
I wanna kiss you
But if I do, then I might miss you, babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid
Guess he wants to play, wants to play
A Love Game, a Love Game
Hold me and love me
Just wanna touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much, just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Down the Love Game
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Down the Love Game
I'm on a mission
And it involves some heavy touching, yeah
You've indicated your interest
I'm educated in sex, yes
And now I want it bad, want it bad
A Love Game, a Love Game
Hold me and love me
Just wanna touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much, just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Down the Love Game
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Down the Love Game
I can see you staring there from across the block
With a smile on your mouth, and your hand on your huh!
The story of us, it always starts the same
With a boy, and a girl, and a huh, and a game
And a game, and a game, and a game
A Love Game
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Down the Love Game
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Down the Love Game
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick (down the Love Game)
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's play a Love Game, play a Love Game
Do you want love, or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Don't think too much, just bust that kick (down the Love Game)
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Down the Love Game
Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary (Official Audio)
Money
Oh
Love is just a history that they may prove
And when you're gone
I'll tell them my religion's you
When Punktious comes to kill the king upon his throne
I'm ready for their stones
I'll dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands
Above my head, head, head
Like Jesus said
I'm gonna dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands above my head
Hands together, forgive him before he's dead, because
I won't cry for you
I won't crucify the things you do
I won't cry for you
See, when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary
Love
We are not just art for Michelangelo to carve
He can't rewrite the aggro of my furied heart
I'll wait on mountain tops in Paris, cold
J'veux pas mourir toute seule (I don't want to die alone)
I'll dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands
Above my head, head, head
Like Jesus said
I'm gonna dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands above my head
Hands together, forgive him before he's dead, because
I won't cry for you
I won't crucify the things you do
I won't cry for you
See, when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary
Love
Gaga, Gaga
Gaga, Gaga
Gaga, Gaga
Gaga, Gaga
Dum dum, da-di-da
Dum dum, da-di-da-dadda-da-di-da
Dum dum, da-di-da
Dum dum, da-di-da
Dum dum, da-di-da-dadda-da-di-da
Dum dum, da-di-da
I won't cry for you
I won't crucify the things you do, do, do
I won't cry for you
See, when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Gaga)
Líberate, mi amor
Lady Gaga - 911 (Short Film)
Turnin' up emotional faders
Keep repeating self-hating phrases
I have heard enough of these voices
Almost like I have no choice
This is biological stasis
My mood's shifting to manic places
Wish I laughed and kept the good friendships
Watch life, here I go again
I can't see me cry
Can't see me cry ever again (ooh)
I can't see me cry
Can't see me cry, this is the end (ooh)
My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me ever since day one
Pop a 911, then pop another one
Keep my dolls inside diamond boxes
Save 'em 'til I know I'm gon' drop this
Front I've built around my oasis
Paradise is in my hands
Holdin' on so tight to this status
It's not real, but I'll try to grab it
Keep myself in beautiful places
Paradise is in my hands
I can't see me cry
Can't see me cry ever again (ooh)
I can't see me cry
Can't see me cry, this is the end (ooh)
My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me ever since day one
Pop a 911, then pop another one
Pop, pop another one (ooh)
Pop a 911, then pop another one (ooh)
I can't see me cry
Can't see me cry ever again (ooh)
I can't see me cry
Can't see me cry, this is the end (ooh)
My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911
My biggest enemy is me ever since day one
Pop a 911, then pop another one
Please patch the line, please patch the line
Need a 911, can you patch the line?
Please patch the line, please patch the line
Need a 911, can you patch the line?
Lady Gaga - Hair (Official Audio)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, whoa
Whenever I'm dressed cool
My parents put up a fight
(Uh huh, uh huh)
And if I'm hot shot
Mom will cut my hair at night
(Uh huh, uh huh)
And in the morning
I'm short of my identity
(Uh huh, uh huh)
I scream Mom and Dad
Why can't I be who I wanna be?
(Uh huh, uh huh) to be
I just wanna be myself
And I want you to love me for who I am
I just wanna be myself
And I want you to know, I am my hair
I've had enough, this is my prayer
That I'll die living just as free as my hair
I've had enough, this is my prayer
That I'll die living just as free as my hair
I've had enough, I'm not a freak
I'm just here trying to stay cool on the streets
I've had enough, enough, enough
And this is my prayer, I swear
I'm as free as my hair
I'm as free as my hair
I am my hair, I am my hair
Free as my hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
Hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
Free as my hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
Hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
Sometimes I waltz around
Put on red highlights
Just because I want my friends
To think I'm dynamite
And on Friday rocks in
High school dance
I got my bangs too hot
That I don't stand a chance, a chance
I just wanna be myself
And I want you to love me for who I am
I just wanna be myself
And I want you to know, I am my hair
I've had enough, this is my prayer
That I'll die living just as free as my hair
I've had enough, this is my prayer
That I'll die living just as free as my hair
I've had enough, I'm not a freak
I'm just here trying to stay cool on the streets
I've had enough, enough, enough
And this is my prayer, I swear
I'm as free as my hair
I'm as free as my hair
I am my hair, I am my hair
Free as my hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
Hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
Free as my hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
Hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, ha-ha-ha-hair
I just want to be free, I just want to be me
And I want lots of friends that invite me to their parties
Don't wanna change, and I don't wanna be ashamed
I'm the spirit of my hair, it's all the glory that I bare
I am my hair, I am my hair
I am my hair, I am my hair
I am my hair, I am my hair
I am my hair, I am my hair
It's all the glory that I bare
I am my hair, I am my hair
I am a hair, yeah
It's all the glory that I bare
I am my hair, I am my hair
I'm my hair, yeah, yeah
(All the glory that I bare)
I'm my hair, yeah, yeah
(All the glory that I bare)
I'm my hair, yeah, yeah
(All the glory that I bare)
My hair, yeah, yeah, yeah
I've had enough, this is my prayer
That I'll die living just as free as my hair
I've had enough, this is my prayer
That I'll die living just as free as my hair
I've had enough, I'm not a freak
I'm just here trying to stay cool on the streets
I've had enough, enough, enough
And this is my prayer, I swear
I'm as free as my hair
I'm as free as my hair
I am my hair, I am my hair
Ooh, my hair, my hair
Lady Gaga - Stupid Love (Official Music Video)
You're the one that I've been waiting for
Gotta quit this crying
Nobody's gonna heal me if I don't open the door
Kinda hard to believe, gotta have faith in me
Freak out, freak out, freak out, freak out (look at me)
Get down, get down, get down, get down (look at me)
Freak out, freak out, freak out, freak out
Look at me now
'Cause all I ever wanted was love
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, yeah
All I ever wanted was love
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
I want your stupid love, love
I want your stupid love, love
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Now it's time to free me from the shame
I gotta find that peace, is it too late?
Or could this love protect me from the pain?
I would battle for you (even if we break in two)
Freak out, freak out, freak out, freak out (look at me)
Get down, get down, get down, get down (look at me)
Freak out, freak out, freak out, freak out
Look at me now
'Cause all I ever wanted was love
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, yeah
All I ever wanted was love
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
I want your stupid love, love
I want your stupid love, love
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I don't need a reason (oh)
Not sorry, I want your stupid love
I don't need a reason (oh)
Not sorry, I want your stupid love
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
I want your stupid love, love (oh, oh, woo)
We got a stupid love, love (love, love, oh)
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your stupid love, love
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your stupid love, love
Lady Gaga - Heavy Metal Lover (Official Audio)
I want your whiskey mouth all over my blond south
Red wine, cheap perfume and a filthy pout
Tonight bring all your friends, because a group does it better
Why river with a pair?
Let's have a full house of leather
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Heavy metal lover
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Heavy metal lover
Dirty pony, I
Can't wait to hose you down (down, down)
You've got to earn your leather
In this part of town (town, town)
Dirty girls, in a patch, follow the Remington Rebels
Let's raise hell in the streets
Drink beer and get into trouble
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Heavy metal lover
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Heavy metal lover
I could be your girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl
But would you love me
If I ruled the world, world, world
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Heavy metal lover
Whip me slap me, punk funk
New York clubbers, bump drunk
Dark like liquorice, bar slam
Move it, this is your jam
Wash the night, with St. Jam-eson
Like a baptism
Heavy metal lovers play
Baby, we were born this way
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Heavy metal lover
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Heavy metal lover
I could be your girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl
But would you love me (heavy metal lover)
If I ruled the world, world, world
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (heavy metal lover)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (heavy metal lover)
Heavy metal lover
Lady Gaga - Just Dance (Official Music Video) ft. Colby O'Donis
RedOne, Konvict
GaGa, oh, eh
I've had a little bit too much, much (oh, oh, oh)
All of the people start to rush (start to rush by)
A dizzy twister dance, can't find my drink or man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone (oh, oh, oh)
What's goin' on on the floor?
I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight anymore (woo!)
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record, babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth (oh, oh, oh)
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? (Inside out, right)
Control your poison, babe, roses have thorns, they say
And we're all gettin' hosed tonight (oh, oh, oh)
What's goin' on on the floor?
I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright (woo!)
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record, babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just
When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalog (hey)
Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw (hey)
And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryna pick it up like a call (hey)
I'ma hit it, I'ma beat it and flex and do it until tomorr' yeah
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you're twirlin' up them hips 'round and 'round
And now there's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down
And dance, gonna be okay (oh) da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance (ooh yeah), spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance (ooh yeah), gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance (ooh yeah), spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance (oh), gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance (gonna be okay)
Dance, dance (yeah)
Just, j-j-just dance (oh)
Woo! let's go!
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic
Go!
Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it on
Don't slow!
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it, spend the lasto
I got it
In your pocko
I got it
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance (baby), gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm (baby, yeah)
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance (spin that record, baby, yeah)
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory
There ain't no reason you and me should be alone tonight
Yeah, baby, tonight, yeah, baby
But I got a reason that you should take me home tonight
I need a man that thinks it right when it's so wrong
Tonight, yeah, baby
Tonight, yeah, baby
Right on the limit's where we know we both belong tonight
It's hot to feel the rush
To brush the dangerous
I'm gonna run right to
To the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment of truth
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you
Another shot before we kiss the other side tonight
Yeah, baby, tonight, yeah, baby
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight
Alright, alright
Put on your shades 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames tonight
Yeah, baby, tonight, yeah, baby
It isn't hell if everybody knows my name tonight
Alright, alright
It's hot to feel the rush
To brush the dangerous
I'm gonna run right to
To the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment of truth
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment of truth
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge
The edge, the edge, the edge
I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hangin' on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you (with you, with you, with you, with you)
I'm on the edge with you (with you, with you, with you, with you)
I'm on the edge with you (with you, with you, with you, with you)
I'm on the edge with you (with you, with you, with you, with you)
Lady Gaga - Applause
I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong
To crash the critic saying, "Is it right or is it wrong?"
If only fame had an I.V, baby could I bear?
Being away from you, I found the vein, put it in here
I live for the applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause, live for the-
Way that you cheer and scream for me
The applause, applause, applause
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch (Make it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch (Make it real loud)
Make it real loud
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch
(A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Make it real loud
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch
I've overheard your theory, "Nostalgia's for geeks"
I guess sir, if you say so, some of us just like to read
One second I'm a Koons fan, suddenly the Koons is me
Pop culture was in art, now art's in pop culture, in me
I live for the applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause, live for the-
Way that you cheer and scream for me
The applause, applause, applause
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch (Make it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch (Make it real loud)
Make it real loud
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch
(A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Make it real loud
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch
Woo, touch, touch
Woo, touch, touch now
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I live for the applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause, live for the-
Way that you cheer and scream for me
The applause, applause, applause
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch (Make it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch (Make it real loud)
Make it real loud
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch
(A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Make it real loud
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch
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