Cinderella My Bejeweled
A HAPPY rule of thumb to love by: I cannot put you in the basement of my heart. You deserve the penthouse. Without losing your shimmer. You´ll shine 4ever than be overshadowed by someone else. Got it!
Cinderella, you are still my ball superstar–bejeweled by your own accord, not by the beautiful jewels you can wear or I buy for you! N I also wear T-shirts and blue Jeans! And it’s about time the hole UNO verse understand this! FFS!!!
Err, I meant Taylor Swift´s fuckstration, I beg your pardon, frustration of not being treated better by her bumper, sorry, partner numbah 26 Calvin Harris, a poignant collection of musick written in the middle of the night, a bejeweled journey through bitter terrors and sweet dreams, followed by the sticky prick named Tom Hiddlestone, part yeah numbah 27, who also failed to take her to heaven! Only I properly Taylored can do that Swiftly! Sorry, I had to brag. Overall, this love song is being sung and heartfelt in the same vital vein of our all-time favorite Enchanted & Enchanting classic.
From Day One, I realize that you are a jewel and shall be treated as such! You´ve been given the proper respect and love and adoration you deserve! Okhey, okhey, phine, baby, I WILL GIVE YOU MORE, SO MUCH MORE, YOU HAVE ASKED FOR IT, YOUR BIRTHRIGHT, YOUR AMOR PILLOW FIGHT, ALL IS JUST MY WEAKNESSES´ FAULT!
Baby love, I think I've been a little too kind
Didn't notice you walking all over my peace of mind
In the shoes I gave you as a present
Putting someone first only works when you're in their top five
And by the way
I'm going out tonight
Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer
And when I meet the band
They ask, "Do you have a man?"
I could still say, "I don't remember"
Familiarity breeds contempt
Don't put me in the basement
When I want the penthouse of your heart
Diamonds in my eyes
I polish up real
I polish up real nice
Nice
Baby boy, I think I've been too good of a girl
Too good of a girl
Did all the extra credit then got graded on a curve
I think it's time to teach some lessons
I made you my world
Have you heard?
I can reclaim the land
And I miss you
But I miss sparkling
(Nice) Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer
And when I meet the band
They ask, "Do you have a man?"
I could still say, "I don't remember"
Familiarity breeds contempt
Don't put me in the basement
When I want the penthouse of your heart
Diamonds in my eyes
I polish up real
I polish up real nice
Nice
Sapphire tears on my face
Sadness became my whole sky
But some guy said my aura's moonstone
Just 'cause he was high
And we're dancing all night
And you can try
To change my mind
But you might have to wait in line
What's a girl gonna do?
A diamond's gotta shine
Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer
And when I meet the band
They ask, "Do you have a man?"
I could still say, "I don't remember"
Familiarity breeds contempt
Don't put me in the basement
When I want the penthouse of your heart
Diamonds in my eyes
I polish up real (Nice)
I polish up real nice
And we're dancing all night
And you can try
To change my mind
But you might have to wait in line
What's a girl gonna do?
What's a girl gonna do?
I polish up nice
Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer
Being a celebrity of your magnitude, one would expect you to have a perfect life. However charming and charmed, baby love, you´re not a witch, you don´t need a broomstick. All you need a bridegroom, the bridegroom! Err, meh, meh? However, on the contrary, the higher you get, the worse it works against your personal life. It becomes very tricky to find suitors who want you for who you are, what you do, loving me.
Your own jewels work against you. Naturally, you have to guard your own sanity and stardom. You have done this so far and will continue to prioritize yourself in the future, too. Please stop looking in the mirror, I get nervous when somebody stares at me like I´m the 8th Wonder of the world. That enchanted number 8 has me all absorbed, totally, do you have any idea as to why? I don´t get it, a cretin here.
Wanna shout at the poor mirror? Wanna smash the wealthy dude´s Fata Morgana with your perfectly elegant shoes? Are you fucking nuts, baby? You´d better please me, the correct one! It’s either going to be a beautiful life or another mathemagical lesson learned. Either way you´ll be very pleased, I mean VERY, trust me! MAMA MIA, MAMA MI…AH!!!
Is it also my fault that my heart overheard yours saying to the mirror I endlessly fix: “One of the things we love to do at night, ‘cause we love to go dancing, we love to put on an outfit that makes us feel good, and we love to feel like we’re still bejeweled, I mean myself and my adorable against perfection Spanglish loveratto and admyror Libro. He´s got a big, I mean really BIG … P P Poetential, and some real B B Balls to dance all night long, and the night, I mean me, is still very young and beautiful and virgin and lustful and dripping and shit, which he loves very much, excuse me, faints … !”???
To which I only managed to add, fainting: “Da sung “B jeweled” zzzzz a sung dead I tink zzzzz really about finding confidance when you feel dead zzzzz been taken away, for whatever reason. U NO, you’re feeling insecure, you’re feeling taken for granted, like Mr. Bean´s teddy bear, Sydney, Cindy, Scary Movie flashes, Cinderella …”
If you are trying to sweep your lover and admirer off my feet, get in line, ´cause we´re right in the middle of a crowned bounce, King & Queen, bounce, bounce!
PS: I LOVE YOU, CINDY!!! LS
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