Cata Perra´s Wide Awake, OMG OMG, Beware, Run, Run!
Fully awake, conscious, open-eyed, not asleep, sleepless, unsleeping. Cata Perra´s narcissism fairytale I literally pay a biatch price for. The world revolves around her? What the cat of toxicity!
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See, I have this tomahawk beef with Cata Perra, or she has it with me, the raw tomahawk beef steak. OMG, baby, save me! I´m all brownie, I just shitted in my pants! I mean I ate shitaki mushrooms after we made out. Save me from this aggressive witch! ´Xause she even stopped flying my critically-acclaimed broomstick, damn! Nevermind. My well-done steak´s only yours, baby! Oh, the crunchiest crackers, your smiling smartass doesn´t understand? Let me help, welp it! No problemaaaaaaaaaah, I will spell the sadistic biatch, the mad cow correctly, no erections allowed. no eruptions across your computaaaaaaaah screen, understoodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Her name is Katy Perry, and I swear I´ve never boned her, honey, I´m dead fuckin´ serious! No, no, I´m not the Milk Man, though I admit to my starry milky ways, you know me, baby! Now, will you save me now, your Blue Prince, baby, aaaaah? Please? Me? In Spanish Prince Charming is Blue Prince, (Principe Azul), the ideal man any woman falls in love with. No, I don´t have a harem just because I have! She had to be kidding, biatch, smacking me down like that, again. So, to put it bluntly, now I´m an extremely attractive, toothless, black-eyed prince only you´re entitled to fall in love with, princess! I´ve made a correction to the wrong dude, to be right for you. See, I need your teeth, baby! To bite your ass when you feel like, when you command me.
Baby, don´t tell me that I´m a masochist just because I am and you think I shouldn´t be one! I mean, what kind of masochist would take part in such a pleasurable “experiment”, he would have to be really crazy or suicidal? You´re so lucky not to be a masochick, a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation. ´Xause that would make me a headless chicken. Yet better than a ballless cock. ´Xause I´m a person who enjoys any activity that appears to be painful or tedious.
Baby, am I not cute enough for you with that black eye, my old to your young, err, my yang to your yin, my tongue to your tongue, and no teeth Cata Perra Santa Claused me as a token of her conditioned love for me? Her love is a tyranny, I wish she were a freedumb queen. It wasn´t my fault! Or was it? I wish I were a freedump king. Absolve me, I need you to save me from this abusive biatch, she´s so fuckin´ cruel, loving me this hard, maximizing my mini me, my tiny torso ego. Oops!
Cata Perra´s been mocking me all along, first she, head over heels, smiles at me, showing me all her love, I´m impressed, a freedom Principe Azul, and then she smacks me down so I end up heeled, over and over and over again. Watch the fairytailed video to judge for yourself to know what she did to me, that narcissistic biatch, that toxic cat. Clearly, she´s got some love anger management issues. Baby, she ordered me to call her “biatch”, mandatory, I swear, and so I did, I called her Squeaky Clean Quicky. What? I didn´t wanna get spanked, baby! Objection sustained, baby, you´re right, she beat the shine out of my entitled assets. I called her that nobility. I comply, I´m everybody´s bitch, and I´m not being rodentious, I mean ridiculious.
Every woman loves to be called that way by their lover, right? SLAP! I´m completely innocent, I just did what she told me to do, like a nursery rhyme, I just made her wish come true, she came, she came multiple times, baby, I love you! I´mmma Rain Man, or I´mmma Rat Man, not derogatory, but humorous! Rain Man, your Rain Man! Oh, you don´t know Rain Man? An autistic, or mentally and/or socially impaired person. A non-autistic or impaired person whose mannerisms are similar to such people. An expert at something. Like what? Like…like…like…like I fuckin´ dunno what right now. Like…like…like fucking things up like putting on my emperor´s clothes and riding too high a horse, like…like…like taking female dicktator orders n shit … the clandestine roles of masochist and mistress.
Oh, you´re impressed with my miserable imagery of showering that bad biatch with an abundance of cash, my fefe, I mean fike, freshly printed-out $2 bills, not cents? Baby, I´m sorry to be this pathetic hoarding genuine pennies, but you should be proud of me, I wanted to be original, I wanted to be a gangster throwing out lots of cash to the dancer in the strip club, as if money were raining down on her poor celebrity status, making her wretched happy. She made me feel like a rainmaker, a big personality, who tends to naturally exercise influence over others, ´xause I´m the dominant Alpha or Phuc type. Rainmakers are risk takers, willing to question current ways of doing things or love business, open to challenging the already bent rules and being creative in their thinking before they get screwed anyway.
Rain Man is a touching and emotional journey that highlights the struggles and beauty of mental illness. Through Libond's character, the movie sheds light on autism and the challenges that come with it, also showcasing the power of love and acceptance, which can transform even the most unlikely relationships.
Enough of prose. baby, I´m just your Narcissus poeticus. Commonly known as the poet's narcissi or pheasant's eye, a peasant, I´m a late-flowering species of daffodil with pure white petals that surround a yellow, flattened cup fringed with red. Okay, a little toxic, too. ´Xause I was poisoned. No no no-one is as lyrical as meh meh meh!
According to Perry, "Wide Awake" was inspired by "major life changes", including her divorce from actor and comedian Russell Brand. In an interview with MTV News, Perry revealed, "Well, this song, I have a lot of different emotions and feelings in all of my songs. This song in particular is a dose of reality. It's kind of like coming down from a high. You’ve been on cloud nine for so long, and it can't always be so sweet and sometimes you need to realize that, and you have to pick yourself up and move forward and face the facts of life and know that this is just a lesson you learn and you're stronger because of it." That was her issue, it wasn´t cloud 8, she outdid it, she made it to the cloud 9 n shit happened. Now we all know why Subtract is good, sticking to it, sticking it to it, LOL!
Plus, I´m not an actor, much less a comedian, a fact! The Silliness board decided I was not funny, so I have some sort of unemployable certificate, that I´m not a fucking Perry comedian prick. Sorry, baby, for such an animal vulgarity, I had to bring along this empty watertank truck, just in case,´xause I accepted my seriousness fate,´xause I´m gonna gotta cry watching the prince-breaking video with you. I´m still a crybaby, my age hasn´t caught up with me, not yet. See, I´m a sprinting toddler. Which I´m not even authorized by that meowing assassin Cata Perra, what, to watch her hyped vidiot victory video. She´s gonna beat me up again, a second chauvinistic round of more than SLAP, after my undisclosed, censored, hundred scenes of love battery, this time from her jealous, sex-scandal-riddled ex Russel Brat dog, bulldog. No, no, baby, I didn´t bark, baby! Bark, bark! See, now I know why she divorced him SOB, good riddance! Bark, bark, bark, bark!
The pompous video starts with Perry finishing shooting the topless cloud scene for the "California Gurls" video and going to her dressing room while talking with her assistant named John. She then takes off her wig, looks into the mirror, and the setting turns to a dark labyrinth, with Perry holding a lantern. The camera pans up to show the entire labyrinth, while also revealing a hill with light shining through the clouds onto it. Perry sees a strawberry, picks it off and eats it, and the walls close in on her. Perry pushes the walls, as a firework shoots from her chest into the dark sky, a reference to her Firework video. A door opens to reveal a younger version of Perry, and their hands touch. The two reach a mirror in which the younger Perry does not have a reflection, and paparazzi taking pictures (one of whom is dressed as Freddy Krueger) are seen behind the mirror. The floor begins to crumble as Perry finally shatters the mirror and the shards of the glass become butterflies.
The little girl is then seen pushing a wheelchair in which Perry sits in a hospital gown, trembling with the poisoned strawberry in one hand. In the hallway, they are met by two minotaur guards who block their way. The little girl furiously goes up to them and stomps her foot, sending the minotaurs flying. Perry gets up from the wheelchair, grabbing the little girl's hand as they run down the hallway to the exit. The doors open to reveal a garden. A man dressed as Prince Charming appears riding a unicorn, and walks to Perry with fingers crossed behind his back. Perry punches him in the face, sending him through the fence. Perry and the girl find a heart-shaped exit, and the two girls high-five. They hug each other before the little girl places something in Perry's closed fist. The little girl rides away into a suburban neighborhood on a bike with a license plate reading "Katheryn", which is Perry's birth name. Perry returns to her dressing room and opens her fist, revealing a butterfly. The camera pans to a concert stage where Perry stands on a rising platform, and sings the beginning bars of "Teenage Dream" to a full audience as the butterfly flies into the arena.
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dark
I was falling hard
With an open heart (I'm wide awake)
How did I read the stars so wrong?
(I'm wide awake)
And now it's clear to me
That everything you see
Ain't always what it seems (I'm wide awake)
Yeah, I was dreaming for so long
I wish I knew then, what I know now
Wouldn't dive in, wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts, you made it so sweet
'Til I woke up on, on the concrete
Falling from cloud nine
Crashing from the high
I'm letting go tonight
Yeah, I'm falling from cloud nine
I'm wide awake
Not losing any sleep
I picked up every piece
And landed on my feet (I'm wide awake)
Need nothing to complete myself, no (I'm wide awake)
Yeah, I am born again
Out of the lion's den
I don't have to pretend (And it's too late)
The story's over now, the end
I wish I knew then, what I know now
Wouldn't dive in, wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts, you made it so sweet
'Til I woke up on, on the concrete
Falling from cloud nine (It was out of the blue, I'm)
Crashing from the high
I'm letting go tonight (Yeah, I'm letting you go, I'm)
I'm falling from cloud nine (I'm wide awake)
Thunder rumbling
Castles crumbling (I'm wide awake)
I am trying to hold on (I'm wide awake)
God knows that I tried
Seeing the bright side (I'm wide awake)
I'm not blind anymore
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
Yeah, I'm falling from cloud nine (It was out of the blue, I'm)
Crashing from the high
You know, I'm letting go tonight (Yeah, I'm letting you go, I'm)
I'm falling from cloud nine
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
For a narcissist to be happy, you'll always have to accept their version of events as the truth. Otherwise, you'll be on the receiving end of their narcissistic rage. Even if you do everything they ask, a narcissist will still try and undermine you at every opportunity. Narcissists get upset about things like anyone else and, sometimes, cry a river because of it. They can be extremely sensitive to emotional blows of any sort. I´m so glad to have an elephant´s skin or something else, so is Jane, right, baby?
Low self-worth/confidence/esteem is at the core of a storm of narcissism. This low sense of self naturally makes it extremely easy for them to become jealous – very jealous. And not just about anyone potentially interested in you romantically, but anyone or anything that can take the focus off of them. They don´t like to be stared at, like they weren´t Tarzans.
Maintaining a relationship with a narcissist can be difficult due to their excessive need for admiration, harsh criticism, lack of empathy, and deep insecurities. In narcissists' efforts to avoid blame, they often combine several fake apologies at once. Trusting a narcissist is an uphill battle due to their inclination towards deception and self-protection, where trust naturally declines. Trust and honesty are crucial pillars of any relationship, and without them, a partnership is built on a shaky foundation. If your partner isn´t willing to work on their narcissistic traits, then leaving is probably, surely, absolutely not the best thing you can do for your mental health.
Individuals who possess a healthy level of narcissism are able to create and manage healthy boundaries with others in their lives. Pipe dreams, keep smoking. They value themselves and their resources, and use boundaries to communicate this to others. The nightmare scenario. Most narcissists enjoy irrational and brief bursts of relief after having suffered emotionally. How do you know? They just love “narcissistic injury” or the time after having sustained a loss. A fucking lovemare. It´s a sense of freedom, which comes with being unshackled. Ah, prisoners of war!
Narcissists truly believe that the world revolves around them and that their needs are superior and more important than anyone else's. Oh! When they don´t get their way, they feel a loss of control, resulting in bouts of rage as a way to regain the upper hand. Obsessive-compulsive, they conduct daily "rituals", they´re overly punctilious, they do things in a certain order, and adhere to numerous "laws", "principles", and "rules". They have rigid and oft-repeated opinions, uncompromising rules of conduct, unalterable views and judgments. Rock solid convictions that just sentence you to life.
Yet the saddest thing about narcissists is that they´re hostage to their inflated egos and their false selves. They hurt everyone who genuinely cares for them and isn't able to control their behavior. A narcissist's very existence depends upon their false self. Unmask them and you end up with a fragile individual who´s unable to cope with reality.
They fear rejection, humiliation, and even the tiniest of defeats can shake them to their core. This leaves narcissists wholly focused on their image. Aha! They believe that how they´re viewed by others, and how they view themselves, will shield them against realities of life that few of us like but most of us come to accept. They reject acceptance without accepting rejection.
Narcissists are so loved, aha, sure thing, because they can exude confidence, charisma, and charm, which can appeal to many people. They´re always on, hornies, not horned. Their magnetic personalities, physical attractiveness, and social boldness make them desired short-term dating prospects. And the worst thing, they can last forever, even during sex. BTW, what´s sex? Oops! I meant poops! Yet one thing turns them off, when you don't depend on anyone to make money and you use your abundance to take care of yourself and not predators, you´ll always have the ability to control your own future. Right. This is power, and pathologically envious narcissists are often turned off by it because it means they can´t easily control a victim. No shiit! Or ocean. Or oh shiit!
At the end of a relationship, narcissists may become combative, passive-aggressive, hostile, and even more controlling, though, bottom line, they´re helpful and caring. Beware, people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder fail to understand other people's needs and values. Wait, let me paraphrase it. But of course they understand, they can empathize! They´re not just hyperfocused on their fucked up egos, they do account for how their actions affect others! Come on, psychology bullshit and lies, give me a severely depressed patient´s break!
OMG OMG, everybody´s a narcissist! And perhaps even monogamous! It´s a scandal, shiit! How the hell do I know all this narcissim crappe? Crêpes are an ultra-thin pancake common in France that can be made sweet or savory, typically rolled or folded with a variety of fillings from jam or Nutella to ham and cheese to seafood, FYI. Well, baby, I´ve been Katy Perry´s big phat yes fan since times immemorial, and she´s one helluva narcissist! I´ve just psycho-anal-eyed the frickin´ biatch at first thrust, err, bite, err, song, and caught it. Yep, it´s a sexually transmitted disease, Cata Perra´s narcissism is an STD, OMG OMG!!! Run, run! As slow as you can!
Baby, be my antidote, save me from all her toxicity that makes me bone her metaphysically, I am your PENISilly, err, penicillin! PENISilly, err, penicillin is used to treat all kinds of love illnesses such as gonorrhea, syphilis, and endocarditis. Sexually (s) peaking, both of us, endocarditis is a life-threatening inflammation of the inner lining of the heart's chambers and valves, caused by a love infection that gets into the bloodstream and attaches to damaged areas in the heart.
Bu bu but she always scores high five, always wins, Katy´s always happy with her Perry … What the Perrodised cat of rebranded toxicity, the hell, the heaven! Ah baby!!!
So how do we stop being wide awake?
Practice stress reduction techniques. Relaxation exercises before bedtime or when you find yourself wide awake in the wee hours can help your mind wind down. A few techniques to try: mindful meditation, yoga, deep breathing and writing in a gratitude journal. No, no, I´m not a comedian, please? SLAP! I meant SPLASH!
After the infection clears and if the echocardiogram shows good results, we may go back to our normally extreme love life in Rome, in our hypersexual romance, no sex, SEX SEX SEX I promise!!!
If you need a friend
Don't look to a stranger
You know in the end
I'll always be there
And when you're in doubt
And when you're in danger
Take a look all around
And I'll be there
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
(I promise you)
I promise, I promise you, I will
When your day is through
And so is your temper
You know what to do
I'm gonna always be there
Sometimes if I shout
It's not what's intended
These words just come out
With no cross to bear
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
(I promise you)
I promise, I promise you
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
And if I had to walk the world I'd make you fall for me
I promise you, I promise you I will
Gotta tell you
Need to tell you
Gotta tell you
I've gotta tell you
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
But if you wait around a while I'll make you fall for me
(I promise you)
I promise, I promise you
I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
(I promise you)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
(I promise you)
And if I had to walk the world I'd make you fall for me
I promise you, I promise you I will
I will, I will
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THE SUBSTACK VERSION WAS UPDATED WITH MUCH MORE IMAGERY TO UNDERSTAND CATA PERRA´S NARCISSISM EVEN BETTER.
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