Cambodia, Not Just The Khmer Nightmare
"Fear not the future, weep not for the past." Ancient alien-like temples, extremely friendly elephants, and so much more, only to eclipse the inglorious Khmer massacre of the Cambodians.
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I have been overanalyzing where I am making my last stand, a dead man yawning, how much I can really take to stay sane or alive, and, instead of jumping to a fatal conclusion, I jumped into my favorite volcano, damn! You guessed it, the Gates of Hell, the Masaya Volcano, again. And with glee, again. True, one does not jump into a volcano very often, for recreation, especially if it is tropical because both the far-fetched temperatures are almost the same, I mean identical. Fahrenheit here, Fahrenheit there, hence paper, or your screaming screen, catching fire, who cares! Like Siamese twins, inseparable like a woman´s legs, or wet market dreams, for that hot matter or G spot.
Speaking of the Devil Destroyer of the world, narrated travelogues can be a pain in the ass, in virtually every written form of creation. No, I did not follow any tips of making up an excellent travelogue, such as researching the place, writing descriptively, highlighting the various attractions, the ways and means to reach the destination, naming a few good hotels, spinning some out of the way tourist attraction, giving some cultural background, mentioning some Dos and Don'ts of the place. However left behind the enemy lines, I lead, having great self-confidence. I lead you as you love adventure, testing my powers.
It happened so fast. In a cut blink of a sore eye or monsoon. I remember I blinked. WTF in a heart beat! I am so cliched. But never again! Am I full of it? I mean that brown sticky substance that comes out of where the sun do not shine, maybe. Yet my point is that I was chosen by history, not by a corrupt election system, to define my future, not the greatest fraud machine, by my good old time machine. See how I am looking forward to my future round the cliff I am clinging to as the survival plot thickens, gripping adventure or despair thinly veiled. Do not avert your green eyes now that I am hanging by the amazing thread!
I am running this weird, sizzling, mind-boggling one-man-one-arm reality shitshow, this staggering skydiving travelogue possibly antagonizing even further paid donors and free subscribers while the fake news is acting as though nothing major is happening. Who let the dogs out? Who stole my spotlight? Ah, those massive increases in the disparity between the haves and have nots or nuts, the issues I claim to be most important.
I will state that, while I have not seen substantial evidence about what was going on in the swallowing crater, in the swimming lava, I have enough to prove any single theory. That said, let me share what I think was happening, caught somewhere in Cambodia, a fascinating country on the Indo-Chinese mainland of Southeast Asia, captured by a hidden camera, facilitating it.
Just like Nicaragua had a civil war, so Cambodia has a dark, atrocious past, we are bonded for life, disastrously. As a matter of fact, I am a revolutionary so I know damn well what a rural communist guerrilla movement is all about. The Khmer Rouge´s power in Cambodia between 1975 and 1979 killed at least 1.5 million Cambodians, a monumental tragedy from which the devastated nation still suffers, overshadowing the Khmer (Cambodian) empire that reached its apex in the 12th century, a glorious time marked by the construction of the massive imperial temple complexes. However, the country seems to be living by the words of the Cambodian proverb, "Fear not the future, weep not for the past."
The social and psychological characteristics ascribed to these great yet humble Khmer people are patience, gentleness, and lack of concern for material wealth, representing Buddhist ideals toward which Cambodians continue to aspire.
Can you catch a deep breath and exhale freely or feel trapped in the alien-like Predator glory? Do you suffer a staring and bulging eye, as from excitement, along with me, like you were there next to me as the Cambodian blood still splashes around and a beautiful Khmer girl squirts in secrecy? What can you do for my bankrupt, not corrupt, Treasury Department in return? Well, that is the million dollar question!
Why did I do that? Why did I jump into the marvelous volcano for you? Because I wanted to provide a phenomenal place to preserve memories, magma is the perfect natural preservative, provide a purpose for travel, and offer a connection with local communities, apart from polishing my good old time machine and marketing my DELUXE Special Limited Editions for peanuts without bragging about the expensive past life. My predicament has prompted me to do that, call it elephant resilience, though I am just an ant, a wounded turtle in the great divide …..
The main purposes of this splendid travelogue though are to inform you my readers about a place, landscape or culture, giving you an insight into the social, political, and economic events of that particular time, what you will find when you decide to jump into a volcano. The automatic lover or lava does preserve the thrilling materials against decay.
Nonetheless, some might hate it, you know, the preservative effects of freezing, like a frozen beach or biatch in heat. Only good luck hopes it makes some perfect sense to you. Yes, sure, you have lived the enriching experience of a poor traveler in the divine or infernal volcano in Nicaragua, God-forsaken, the forgotten Masaya Volcano, the notorious Gates of Hell nobody wants to hear about, scratched by a cool badass adventure junkie. His colorful hardcore may entice you to death, as they say, for death is just the beginning …. whatever wrinkled thick skin, time to cool off.
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