Bad Religion
I may be a bad punk, err, monk, sorry, just because I listen to Bad Religion. Yup, it's all Bad Religion's fault, definitely! I've been kidnapped by this hostage who threatens me I'm her life & amor.
OMFG!!! And she reads my 110% authentic Subtract, and she repeatedly refuses to hate me for all my posts here, patting her love pet, me. She calls me her adventurer perrito. WTDOGGIE!!!??? Smiling & laughing, what she loves the best of me, she claims I’m so cutely delusional, so fucking special, the most coerrect kind of horny & crazy. She’s trying to convince me I’m the most amazing pussy-breaker, the divine lover, her most delicioso love baker and eater, oops! But, actually, it’s her who will eat me alive after this real “Bad Religion” gig, Isabella is a cannibal, very carnivorous, I haven’t been forewarned. She’s shown me heaven through her hottest ever oven burning me freezer alive. This overwhelming hostage of mine has taken me by bed firestorm. I’ve offered no resistance. Head over heels, she believes I’m the most adorable schizophrenic she’s most grateful for. And I’m like “Oh! Oh! Oh! Who? Me? Oh no!” But then Isabella kind of makes me see her outrageous point. I am screwed! So help me God! So I sing and dance to her out-of-this-world tune, “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, sure!” Resistance is futile, she overpowers all my weaknesses, bypassing all my defences and strengths. Out of the deepest blue, she’s caught me completely off-guard, I was alone, incompletely unprepared to fight her. She’s asleep now, exhausted after our romantic marathon. She’s won, obviously, she fell asleep first, I lost, I’m still awake, writing this real idiotic, self-explaining “Bad Religion” post. I’m such a fucking loser, so fucking special, I can’t help it! All this must be Bad Religion’s fault, because I just listen, I just listen. I’ve listened to their music for ages, which must have made me a bad monk. Plus, Isabella, for better or worse, is not a nun, oops! Now what? Ah, I’m so screwed … I don’t wanna be buried in Pet Cemetery …
Generator
Bad Religion - American Jesus
Bad Religion - "Lose Your Head" (Lyric Video)
Inner Logic
Bad Religion - New Dark Ages
Adam's Atoms (Acoustic)
Whisper In Time
Slumber
Bad Religion - "Two Babies In The Dark" (Full Album Stream)
Portrait Of Authority
Broken
Prodigal Son
Bad Religion - "My Sanity"
What It Is
Shattered Faith
Bad Religion - "What Tomorrow Brings" (Full Album Stream)
Bad Religion - "Only Entertainment" (Full Album Stream)
Bad Religion - "Do The Paranoid Style"
The Handshake
Man With A Mission
Punk Rock Song
Bad Religion - "Candidate" (Full Album Stream)
Let Them Eat War
Bad Religion - "Faith Alone" (Full Album Stream)
Infected
Bad Religion - "The Answer" (Full Album Stream)
Lost Pilgrim
Bad Religion - "End of History" (Full Album Stream)
Recipe For Hate
Ramones - Pet Sematary (Official Music Video)
I may be a bad punk, err, monk, sorry, just because I listen to Bad Religion. Yup, it's all Bad Religion's fault, definitely! I've been kidnapped by this hostage who threatens me I'm her life & amor.
So do I. Amen.