Assailants Bloody Marys
Ah these horrifying Saturdays assailants raining so hard on me, I left my umbrella at the uni sex shop. I feel like one day I will tragically succumb to them bad days, unless I have you my Sunday.
Poetically, I´m so worried about the umbrella, as to what will inevitably happen to it with these implacable Saturdays assaulters. Will it at least survive their outrageous assault after they are done with me and my infernal pain without mercy, wink wink? OMG OMG, what am I gonna do with all this femme fatale vulture reign, in the middle of the pleasure rain without my yellow umbrella, or strawberry-flavored condoms? Diablas, I wish I were gay! Cradled by these Babylonian heart attacks, my blood pressure and manhood are off the holy molly charts. Is it totally normal and harmless, under the sweltering Antarctica circumstances? Should your automatic lava puppy calm down? Baby, advise me!
How can I explain the feelings of anxiety and panic attacks to a loved one when mine came without an excuse manual? Why are they exhausting, overwhelming, and triggering all at once, ha? Where can I find the right words, and this is especially the case if your loved one has never struggled with anxiety, a sudden or gradual feeling of fear without any threat, and panic, an unexpected, more intense feeling of dread or discomfort, personally or may not be familiar with the deep ins and outs of this challenging mental health condition or else otherwise?
Even if this doesn’t give your loved one the full picture of all the things that anxiety and panic entail, oops, describing your most common symptoms will at least allow them to understand how uncomfortable, frightening, and draining it can be to battle anxiety and panic disorders on the regular.
FFS, it´s not only the poor umbrella, imagine the worst nightmare scenario, an abandoned umbrella in a uni sex shop, what an unfortunate fate, but it´s about me, my selfless ego, my soul´s purity. I´m so worried about my owed self, my other sold half, my rented seedy motel room. Baby, advise me, I´m so worried about my virgin-like innocence, losing it being a bachelor, because I hold it, I fucking hold it, not to come, you know me rich! What? My Bachelor´s degree, ya fucking Saturdays assailants, assparades, assaulters, assauces, assassins, ya Bloody Marys!
Historically, a devoted Roman Catholic, Queen Mary I of England attempted to restore Catholicism there, mainly through reasoned persuasion, but her regime's persecution of Protestant dissenters led to hundreds of executions for heresy. As a result, she was given the nickname Bloody Mary.
Perplexed, reeling from ecstasy, fainting in slow mo and replay, really epiphunny, I don´t know what to do. I feel utterly terrorized by the really really fugly Saturdays because I suspect they know what to do and how to do it right. I´m paranoid, I shudder to think of all the atrocities they are capable of committing. I´m not trying to be dramatic, not trying. They say I´m being dramatic, being it, which makes their unholy difference, burning the Holy Inquisition back to the Stone Age. Oh no! Oh no, let me be wrong! I don´t want it! I don´t want it tight! Aaaah, not this tight! Please? Lose the grip, ya fucking Saturdays assailants, assparades, assaulters, assauces, assassins, ya Bloody Marys!
Baby, advise me, you can tell I don´t want it! I just don´t! Right?
Explaining my acute symptoms to a loved one might bring you some comfort by making my Mount Everest=Mister Neverrest struggles feel less isolating. Even if my loved one doesn´t struggle with anxiety and panic, she may still be able to understand how unpleasant it is for me to experience them, oops!
And these Saturdays want to get me falling higher? WTF! Oh my Gosh. what on earth am I supposed to do? Baby, advise me!
I'm doing nothing
'Cause then at least I'm doing nothing wrong
And I'm staying on my own
And turn off my telephone
But nothings gained, nothings won
Yeah, you can tell them,
Yeah, you can say whatever
I don't care, yeah
But if you wanna play it cool
Then I got news for you
It's getting hotter, hotter in here
So, when I speak, listen
This is my decision
But you keep on messing up the words (oh, oh, oh)
So when I speak, listen,
'Cause you keep on pushing,
Like I need permission to be heard (oh, oh, oh)
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
Higher
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
Higher
So when I speak, listen
This is my decision
But you keep on messing up the words
It's getting closer
I'm movin' in and there are things ya know,
And I am sick of playing games
And I'm not go'n say no names
But you are not who to blame
Yeah, you can turn off
Yeah, you can go ahead and put it straight
'Cause I am finishing myself
And I do not need your help
I'm gonna do this tonight
So, when I speak, listen
This is my decision
But you keep on messing up the words (oh, oh, oh)
So when I speak, listen
'Cause you keep on pushing
Like I need permission to be heard (oh, oh, oh)
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
Higher
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
Higher
So when I speak, listen
This is my decision
But you keep on messing up the words
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
When you say higher, I go higher
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
Yeah, you can try, but I go higher
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
The only thing that I've been tryin' to do is listen, so listen
So, when I speak, listen
This is my decision, (yeah, yeah)
But you keep on messing up the words (oh, oh, oh) (you keep on messing up my words)
So when I speak, listen
'Cause you keep on pushing
Like I need permission to be heard (oh, oh, oh)
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
Higher
I'm gonna lift it, lift it
Higher
So when I speak, listen
This is my decision
But you keep on messing up the words
And these Saturdays are not kidding, they´re running a massive attack tonight. Epiphunny on a biblical scale. They dare ask me what I am waiting for? WTF! Baby, advise me!
Tonight we're on a massive attack
Yeah baby I'm a party freak
And there's no going back
But can you handle that?
Watch me work it out on the floor
Yeah I'm addicted to the beat
Boy what you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
'Cause the party ain't over 'til we party through
Saturday morning, Sunday afternoon
And baby when you think that you've had enough
We'll take things a whole level up
I want to lose control, let it go
Lose control, let it go
Lose control
I want to lose control, let it go
Lose control, let it go
Lose control
Lose control
Tonight we're pushing it to the max
I'll take away your sanity and you won't get it back
But can you handle that?
Get your body out on the floor
'Cause if you're partying with me
Then you gotta give more
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
'Cause the party ain't over 'til we party through,
Saturday morning, Sunday afternoon
And baby when you think that you've had enough
We'll take things a whole level up
Tonight we're gonna party party party
Wanna see everybody move your body body body
'Cause it's the only way that we party party party
Yeah everybody grab somebody, let's get naughty naughty
(Oh we're burning up,
Oh we're burning up)
[x4]
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Tell me what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Cause the party ain't over till we party through...
Saturday morning, Sunday afternoon
And baby when you think that you've had enough
We'll take things a whole level up
I want to lose control, let it go
Lose control, let it go
Lose control
I want to lose control, let it go
Lose control, let it go
Lose control
Lose control
Tonight we'll run a massive attack
And I´m so confused. I´m not giving up or they´re not giving up? WTF! Baby, advise me!
You took my heart from the dark
I'm falling hard
With you its like you kill the shade my burning pain
I feel like something starting,
Starting playing in my head
And its beating loud
I feel like something starting,
starting walking on the edge
'Til we're crashing down
Hit me so hard I don't know where
Starstruck up in the air
Got me got me with my eyes wide open [2x]
If you tell me no I'm not giving up no
If you tell me no
I'm not giving up
No never giving up
Not giving up on love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [2x]
You're under my skin
Just stay right there
I want you there
Let the rest fade away
It's just you and me
What was meant to be
I feel like something starting,
Starting playing in my head
And its beating loud.
I feel like something starting,
Starting walking on the edge
'Til we're crashing down
Hit me so hard I don't know where
Starstruck up in the air
Got me got me with my eyes wide open [2x]
If you tell me no I'm not giving up no
If you tell me no
I'm not giving up
No never giving up
Not giving up on love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [2x]
Got me on overload
I'll be your rock of gold
Can we get overdose on love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [2x]
Hit me so hard I don't know where
Starstruck up in the air
Got me got me with my eyes wide open [2x]
If you tell me no I'm not giving up no
If you tell me no
I'm not giving up
No never giving up
Not giving up on love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [2x]
And I knew it for more than a decade, not a sexond, I knew these Saturdays have issues, pushing them on me, against me? WTF! Baby, advise me!
Oh yeah
Sometimes, I feel like I'm going out of my mind
Boy the way you do me it's a damn crime
Then you smile at me and it's alright
With you there ain't no in-between
Every time that I walk out the door
Tell myself I won't take it no more
There's a part of me that won't let you go
Keep saying yes while my minds saying no
Me and my heart we got issues
Don't know if I should hate you or miss you
Damn I wish that I could resist you
Can't decide if I should slap ["leave" on single/radio version] you or kiss you
Me and my heart we got issues, issues, issues
We got issues, issues, issues
It's so wrong, boy you left me hanging for so long
You empty out my love until it's all gone
You change the words but still is that the same song
I'm tired of the melody
Change my number and throw out your clothes
But my feeling for you it still shows
I keep building a wall round my heart
But then I see you and it all falls apart
Me and my heart we got issues
Don't know if I should hate you or miss you (damn I wish)
Damn I wish I could resist you (can't decide)
Can't decide if I should slap ["leave" on single/radio version] you or kiss you (me and my heart)
Me and my heart we got issues, issues, issues (oh)
We got issues, issues, issues
Why fight it, can't hide it
Truth is I think I like it
Confusion, illusion
Still I don't know which way to go
Me and my heart we got issues
Don't know if I should hate you or miss you
Damn I wish that I could resist you
Can't decide if I should slap ["leave" on single/radio version] you or kiss you (me and my heart)
Me and my heart we got issues (we gotta work this thing out)
Don't know if I should hate you or miss you (I don't know)
Damn I wish that I could resist you (yeah)
Can't decide if I should slap ["leave" on single/radio version] you or kiss you
Me and my heart we got issues, issues, issues
We got issues, issues, issues
We got issues, issues, issues (me and my heart)
We got issues, issues, issues
Me and my heart we got issues
Don't know if I should hate you or miss you...
And these smart cookie cutter Saturdays are playing dumb moaning “What About Us”, starting to seduce me with even capital letters, like they weren´t screwing me over and over for years, which must be in lower case? WTF! Baby, advise me!
Oh, why are we awaiting so long I'm suffocating
Oh, why are we awaiting so long I'm suffocating
Boy it's now or never, time we got together
Been a long time coming, now I need that loving
I like the way you tease me but let's just make this easy
Put me in control, we could switch roles
And I'll take the lead, you're so far behind me
You know what I need, I'm not gonna stop
Whatever the weather, we gon' be better together
So what's up, babe? What about us?
'Cause I've been watching and waiting
Why don't you give it and take it
So what's up, babe? What about us?
What you're doing to my head (Na, na, na, na, na)
Should be here with me instead (Na, na, na, na, na)
What about those words you said (Na, na, na, na, na)
What about us? What about u-u-u-u-u-us?
Oh, why are we awaiting so long I'm suffocating
Oh, why are we awaiting so long I'm suffocating
I love to hear you whisper, take it, take it lower
Don't be afraid to show, what your freak can do
'Cause we can do it nightly, you get me excited
Now it's my turn, turn, yes, it's my turn
So give it to me, why are we waiting?
I know what you need and I'm not gonna stop
Whatever the weather we gon' be better together
So what's up, babe? What about us?
'Cause I've been watching and waiting
Why don't you give it and take it?
So what's up, babe? What about us?
What you're doing to my head (Na, na, na, na, na)
Should be here with me instead (Na, na, na, na, na)
What about those words you said? (Na, na, na, na, na)
What about us?
What about u-u-u-u-u-us?
What about u-u-u-u-u-us?
What about u-u-u-u-u-us?
What about us? Yeah
'Cause you've been watching me, watching me, yeah, wherever I go
'Cause you're a criminal, criminal, yeah, deep down to the core
I know that you ain't seen, you ain't seen nothing like this before
And you know, like I know, you should be giving it up
Whatever the weather we gon' be better together
So what's up, babe? What about us? (What about us?)
'Cause I've been watching and waiting
Why don't you give it and take it?
So what's up, babe? What about us?
What you're doing to my head (Na, na, na, na, na)
Should be here with me instead (Na, na, na, na, na)
What about those words you said? (Na, na, na, na, na)
What about us? What about us?
Let me take the lead (Na, na, na, na, na)
You know what I need (Na, na, na, na, na)
Put my mind at ease (Na, na, na, na, na)
And tell me what about us?
What about us?
And now these Saturdays are trying to convince me that my heart takes over. They have no fucking idea of what my conspiracy theorist´s reality looks like? WTF! Baby, advise me!
What's it gonna be?
Are you willingly walking away from this
What it's gonna take?
Can you really break this love?
Where you gonna go?
Tell me do you know when does your heart admit?
'Cause if you leave, baby then leave
Make up your mind before you shut the door
'Cause if there's a chance
We might've missed
And if there's a ray of light in this
Baby you should know that
This is where my heart takes over, over, over
As if there's a small piece left of us
Somewhere in the battles we have lost
Baby look at me
'Cause this is where my heart takes over, over, over
Going back in time
You know we have tried too hard to let this fade
Almost disappeared
Til we made it here, baby
And look me in the eye
Promise I won't cry
This is your choice to make
Cause if you go, baby then go
You change your mind, I won't be here no more
'Cause if there's a chance
We might've missed
And if there's a ray of light in this
Baby you should know that
This is where my heart takes over, over, over
And if there's a small piece left of us
Somewhere in the battles we have lost
Baby look at me
'Cause this is where my heart takes over, over, over
This is where my heart takes over, over
This is where my heart takes over, over
This is where my heart takes over, over
This is where my heart takes over, over
What's it gonna be?
Are you really willingly walking away from this?
'Cause if there's a chance
We might've missed
And if there's a ray of light in this
Baby you should know that
This is where my heart takes over, over, over
And if there's a small piece left of us
Baby somewhere in the battles we have lost
Baby look at me
'Cause this is where my heart takes over, over, over
This is where my heart takes over, over (this is where my heart)
This is where my heart takes over, over (this is where my heart)
This is where my heart takes over, over (this is where my heart)
This is where my heart takes over, over
And these Saturdays babble that forever is over without reading the NY Times or Wall Street Journal, such vulgarities full of stupidities? WTF! Baby, advise me!
I was caught in a place far away
From the light
What I saw
I couldn't face
So I closed my eyes
Wish I could turn back the page
Re-write my point of view
Save all the time you waste (got to get gone, gone)
Don't let it escalate
Don't fight, it's just no use
There's nothing left to say
Got to get gone, gone, gone
Forever is over
And my hearts not gonna fight
Forever is over
And I'm no longer afraid
Cause if I don't get out now
I may never escape
Your power is fading away and
I'm getting so stuck to the place
I belong
Forever is over
Over, over, over, over, over
I don't want you to tell me
You found someone
Cause I got no distance left to run
Wish I could turn back the page
Re-write my point of view
Save all the time you waste (got to get gone, gone)
Don't let it escalate
Don't fight, it's just no use
There's nothing left to say
Got to get gone, gone, gone
Forever is over
And my hearts not gonna fight
Forever is over
And I'm no longer afraid
Cause if I don't get out now
I may never escape
Your power is fading away and
I'm getting so stuck to the place
I belong
Forever is over
Over, over, over, over, over
I'm on the other side
And now I realize
I'm in paradise cause
You're out my life
Forever is over
And my hearts not gonna fight
Forever is over
And I'm no longer afraid
Cause if I don't get out now
I may never escape
Your power is fading away and
I'm getting so stuck to the place
I belong
Forever is over
And these Saturdays moronas are now hurting my ego, demoralizing our beautiful love life? WTF! Baby, advise me!
We used to go together
Looking after each other
I thought that you were better
Look at you (look at you, look at you, look at you)
You used to be so laid back
You always kept it so cool
I loved you coz of all that
That's the truth (that's the truth, that's the truth, that's the truth)
I don't think you know where your head is
I was always there to help you break the fall
And now you wanna pretend that your a superstar
And now you want us to end what's taken you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go
You need to have a sit down with your ego
When everyone's gone and you are by yourself
You know that your gonna come to me for help
Don't tell me that it's time for going solo
You need to knock some sense into your ego (ego, ego, ego) Yeah
You act like you're on fire
Living your delusion
You just need you to take you higher
off you go (off you go, off you go) Yeah
You can't make the call when you're ready
I will not be here to help you break the fall
And now you wanna pretend that your a superstar
And now you want us to end what's taken you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go
You need to have a sit down with your ego
When everyone's gone and you are by yourself
You know that your gonna come to me for help
Don't tell me that it's time for going solo
You need to knock some sense into your ego (ego, ego)
And when its time for you to come back down to
where you started, where we parted
I think you'll find that it is very hard to face
reality is a simple thing
And now you wanna pretend that your a superstar
And now you want us to end what's taken you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go (as far as we go)
You need to have a sit down with your ego
(When everyone's gone and you are by yourself)
When everyone's gone and you are by yourself
You know that your gonna come to me for help
Don't tell me that it's time for going solo
You need to knock some sense into your ego (ego, ego, ego)
Yet these Saturdays are actually not so bad, we have one thing in common, and it´s not the comeboy or cometoy. They love to dance disco, they make disco love to me, so you have to excuse them beaches Saturdays? WTF! Baby, advise me!
What you say, Mr Lovable, hey, Mr Love—Lovable
What you say, Mr Got-It-All, hey, Mr Got-It—Mr Got-It-All
We got the disco love, so fun and colorful
It's never winter when it's Donna Summer all year long
You take me back in time to 1979
We'll be at the Bee Gees, baby, everybody "Staying Alive"
Oh, is it love that's in the air?
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, feel the chemistry in here,
Baby, baby, baby
Boy, you make me feel so fine
Boy, you make me feel so good
Boy, you make me feel so right
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, is it love that's in the air?
Baby, baby, baby
What you say, Mr Doable, hey, Mr Do—Doable?
Got me wanting the physical, hey, the physi—physical
We got the disco love, so fun and colorful
It's never winter when it's Donna Summer all year long
You take me back in time to 1999
We hear the DJ playing "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
Oh, is it love that's in the air?
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, feel the chemistry in here,
Baby, baby, baby
Boy, you make me feel so fine
Boy, you make me feel so good
Boy, you make me feel so right
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, is it love that's in the air?
Baby, baby, baby
Shh-shh-shh-shake me if I'm dreaming [3x]
Shake me, baby, baby, baby
Oh, is it love that's in the air?
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, feel the chemistry in here,
Baby, baby, baby
Boy, you make me feel so fine
Boy, you make me feel so good
Boy, you make me feel so right
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, is it love that's in the air?
Baby, baby, baby
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Baby, baby, baby
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Baby, baby, baby
Oof, that was extremely hard work, unchartered swamps, or should I sigh moors, meaning I want some more when my batteries recharge? Baby, advise me, channel or canal my passions! I´m not trying to be dramatic, not trying. They say I´m being dramatic, being it. They claim they´ve just never seen anybody with such a crazy high sex drive, that they can hardly handle me all together. Ha ha, that´s exactly what all my exes said blowing my steam, polishing my fine relic machinery, oops!
FYI, relick, what female doesn´t like it, is an object surviving from an earlier time, especially one of historical or sentimental interest, a part of a deceased holy person's body or belongings kept as an object of reverence, an object, custom, or belief that has survived from an earlier time but is now outmoded. Machinery, a functioning unit, the working parts of a machine, the means or system by which something is kept in action or a desired result is obtained.
But I´m preassuring you, baby, I´m done with the Saturdays, my assailants, assparades, assaulters, assauces, assassins, Bloody Marys! Well, done for now, tomorrow is another story, err, I mean sorry. Baby, I´ve never worked this fucking hard my hole life documenting everything, defending my King Kong Came, streaming it live, getting rightfully melons of views and awws and likes.
Now I´m narrowing down all my energy focus on you baby my Sunday. Everybody knows I love the Sundays, our Sundays, getting the most of them, the best.
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